48 minutes | Feb 24, 2020
Episode 97: Phone Sex Operator Mistaken as Sex Robot With Corona Virus Episode 97: Phone Sex Operator Mistaken as Sex Robot With Corona Virus
Phone sex operator Delicious Devine was mistaken as her sex robot who started the Corona Virus while doing obscene things with bon bons in a mobile home in Corona, California. Delicious Devine was on an Italian swinger’s cruise ship when got quarantined in Japan. She was contracted with Underground Operators to do Chamber Room phone sex between 10PM to 12 PM every night. They had landlines on every table just like they have at the fancy restaurants like El Pollo Loco and Norm’s. Why Delicious Devine provided the details from the Cindy D. rerun phone sex calls so Rhemus Helms could make the Cindy D. sex robot that got recalled because men got stuck due to the inaccurate description of Scandinavian looking Cindy D. being Asian in a certain place is side issued because the true mystery becomes whether Delicious Devine is a black woman or a white woman. At first Gerber says he cannot tell because race makes no difference. However, Delicious Devine certainly sounds and identifies as being black. She claims she was a poor white girl born into an all black family of sharecroppers, but then she discloses her brother was also white and was called, “The Jerk.” We also hear Delicious Devine’s stateroom was surrounded because she could be heard doing landline phone sex calls for the quarantined swingers two hours a day, and otherwise talking dirty to her husband Earl the other 23 hours during the day. Delicious Devine turns out to have more character than any character, and she is 100% natural woman! This is a non-stop hilarious comedy. This is Episode 97 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show broadcast at 7 PM PST 2-22-20 on AM790 KABC Los Angeles.
52 minutes | Feb 24, 2020
Episode 96: Bloomberg vs. Trump genital infringement scheme Episode 96: Bloomberg vs. Trump genital infringement scheme
Former porno star funds Michael Bloomberg’s Presidential Campaign as payback. Rhemus Helms claims his genital was infringed 11-23-93 when Michael Bloomberg offered to buy his porno production and distribution company for an inflated price and then invited him to the Rhemus Helms Toast of New York City party in a building associated with an impeached politician. Rhemus Helms claims it was there that the impeached political figure held out a resin mold that Rhemus Helms’ endowment just happened to find its way into. The mold was then sold to Adin and Elvira for five or ten million which was used to pay off casino debts. Everybody knows Rhemus Helms called Karl Gerber for legal advice prior to suing when his genital was infringed. Although Gerber claims he turned down the case Rhemus Helms repeatedly claims Gerber got him his initial $200.1 penile seed money. It is suggested on Episode 96 that Rhemus Helms may be pooling his billion dollar fortune, which puts him as the richest Californian, with Michael Bloomberg as payback due to the infringement. This is Episode 96 broadcast from KABC AM790 Los Angeles 2-16-20. This is a special show time to present a new audience the crazy comedy of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show. We will hear from an alleged career, job, and recruiting expert whose office is within walking distance to Rhemus Helms’ cosplay ostrich ranch. The Solider barges in to talk about being reunited with his genital. Dombass the incompetent employment defense lawyer stinks up the room. Sex robots, the defensive butt maneuver being taught in Encino California, the New Hampshire Primary and other topics of importance besides Karl Gerber having what it takes to become a funeral makeup artist are discussed on this over the top political and social comedy. This is your best 2020 Democratic Primary parody. This program is scripted every week and broadcast on a conservative talk radio station as the ultimate farce. It has a worldwide audience with approximately 80% of the internet audience listening outside of the United States.
46 minutes | Feb 24, 2020
Episode 95: Ghost Kitchen Serves Sperm Episode 95: Ghost Kitchen Serves Sperm
Female celebrity chef infuses gourmet food with semen, and makes fried silk worms in a ghost kitchen in Hollywood. Sunny explains that sperm is readily available in most homes and restaurants. She claims customers are not expected to go into the bathroom with petri dishes. Karl Gerber is skeptical this is anything short of perverted. Sunny has never met the the kitchen’s owner Eidolon, but reports an employee of a nearby coworking kitchen is sexually harassing her. Apparently vegans drink crazy amounts of beer so the vegan kitchen down the hall often borrows or buys beer from Sunny’s kitchen. Puchito Anderson from the vegan kitchen thanks Sunny for the beer by giving her tofu shaped penises. The owner of Sunny’s kitchen, Eidolon hears about the sexual harassment and decides to scare Puchito. Afterwards Puchito vanishes. Sunny wanted to alert Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer to her suspected whistle blowing lawsuit because she complained the food she prepared was too airy, and it seemed like it wasn’t there, but she knew she prepared it. Sunny becomes convinced the kitchen isn’t just a coworking kitchen; it is a real ghost kitchen. This is consistent with nobody being able to find the kitchen during the day, and none of the shifts starting or ending during day light. Karl Gerber is skeptical of these claims and agrees to take a ride sharing service to the location of the kitchen. He suspects Sunny’s programming while pretending to date a Scientologist actor in Los Angeles might be the cause of Sunny’s strange believes. When Sunny and Gerber arrive at the kitchen’s location on a Saturday morning it is an empty lot. Not until sunset is the building that houses the kitchen evident. Episode 95 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show broadcast live on KABC AM790 Los Angeles at 10 AM PST on 2-8-20. Imagine waking up to this weekly, continuing, and inter-related radio comedy series. This is the funniest comedy on radio. It deals with the very now and is scripted and performed weekly before a live radio audience in Southern California and a burgeoning international internet audience of which the United States comprises only 20%.
48 minutes | Feb 24, 2020
Episode 94: Sex robot started Coronavirus in mobile home Episode 94: Sex robot started Coronavirus in mobile home
Sex robot did something obscene with bon bons and started the Coronavirus when Cheapvacationrentals.com tried to use the Delicious Devine sex robot to clean their rentals which included a mobile home in the Corona Mobile Estate Park. Delicious Devine is the supervisor of the most famous English speaking landline phone sex operator in the world, Cindy D. In earlier episodes we heard how Delicious Devine and Cindy D. did a two girl phone sex show and raised quickly raised a large amount of money for muscular dystrophy. We have also heard Delicious Devine’s husband keeps her in bon bons because he enjoys her plus size figure. Episode 94 was heard at 10 AM PST on KABC AM790. You will learn how the Coronavirus originated in a mobile home park in Corona, California when the sex robot of Delicious Devine did something obscene with bon bons when she was supposed to be cleaning a short term vacation rental. Drexel Cunningham, the owner of cheapvacationrentals.com got a used Ford 15 passenger van that used to belong to a church, and rounded up 15 recalled Delicious Devine sex robots at the One Dollar and Fourteen Cent Store because his cheap vacation rentals had never been cleaned before. After the sex robots cleaned each other out, they were supposed to go to work cleaning the short term rentals that can be rented by the half hour if somebody needs a local toilet after a buffer and before say a swim party at a friend’s house. Guests get credits and save money if they let the bathrooms get rented for a short period of time, or a senior uses the bedroom, when the regular guest goes out to dinner, after the senior has used world famous nuru nurse, Nazuki’s nuru massage app for seniors to order up a nuru massage. This is the craziest comedy being produced on a weekly basis as well as the most outrageous comedy broadcast on commercial radio. This show is the first to deal with bizarre topics such as the whole yoni experience, the yoni massage, and yoni steaming which Gwyneth Paltrow is now covering on her show Goop. This is episode 94 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show broadcast live on KABC AM790 Los Angeles at 10 AM PST on 2-1-20. Imagine waking up to this weekly, continuing, and inter-related radio comedy series. Although one woman complained, the live stream version was well listened to and so was the radio show. This could be the best parody on short term vacation rentals, and a very funny Coronavirus parody.
46 minutes | Feb 24, 2020
Witch Hunt & Inquest of Senate Chief Executive Officer - Comedy - KABC AM790, Fair Use Parody Witch Hunt & Inquest of Senate Chief Executive Officer – Comedy – KABC AM790, Fair Use Parody
Witch hunt and inquest by the seven managers regarding the Chief Executive Officer of Senate Music Publishing is explored on the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show Episode 93 on KABC AM790. Alizon looks and claims she is 30 but was just getting started at Senate Music Publishing around the time a 1963 Beatles song, “I Saw Her Standing There” came out. It turns out Senate Music Publishing publishes one word songs that are one second or less in order to constitute fair use under the Copyright Act. Although Karl Gerber is licensed to practice law in Washington D.C. he declines to represent the young wicca because the rules in her impeachment inquest are too obscure. Molly Machete the most unethical workplace investigator comes on the show after hearing bits and pieces of it while getting a yoni massage by the Yoni Lady from Episode 91. Molly Machete advises the witch not to fear if it feels like she might drown when they are waterboarding her because Molly Machete acquired great experience waterboarding in what she refers to as, “The Bay” when she was in the CIA. This is unquestionably the best parody about the Trump impeachment trial, and fair use. It should be played in law school copyright classes, and enjoyed by political pundits. This is the craziest weekly radio comedy broadcast anywhere. This is not just a tribute to all things dark and goth. A man who made his fortune when his genital got infringed refers all guests. This crazy comedy episode was broadcast 1-25-20 over the Los Angeles airwaves.
22 minutes | Feb 24, 2020
Episode 92 part B: Country clubs sold Sherman Oaks & Studio City in the 1920s and 1930s Episode 92 part B: Country clubs sold Sherman Oaks & Studio City in the 1920s and 1930s
Karl Gerber explains how suburbia was sold in Los Angeles. First he discusses bus tours picked up along Wilshire Boulevard. But the more spectacular efforts included the Hollywood Hills Country Club in Studio City, Whitley Park in Sherman Oaks both of which were massive country clubs. Girard’s fake mosque like village along Ventura Boulevard in Woodland Hills is also discussed as a means of luring buyers. In the case of Girard he re-sold the lots to numerous people, and sold not the best lots. Defunct professions and old commercials were played on this fun retro episode. This program was heard January 18, 2020 on KABC AM790 on the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show and is the second part of Episode 92.
22 minutes | Feb 24, 2020
Biggest Labor Law Issues for California's 2020 Workforce, Minimum Wage Biggest Labor Law Issues for California’s 2020 Workforce, Minimum Wage
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer talks about the biggest legal issues facing California’s 2020 workplace. Heard January 18, 2020 at 7 PM PST on KABC Talk Radio AM790 Los Angeles. Gerber believes minimum wage is the biggest problem for the 2020 workplace. He believes there are too many different minimum wage laws depending on what city, county, or special type of job the employer is in. He believes the minimum wage hikes from 2014 to the present are too severe. The new minimum wage hikes have caused employers to drop the hourly rates of employees near minimum wage in order to comply with labor budgets. Many small businesses have closed due to these hikes. Customers have been reluctant to tip well due to these minimum wage hikes. Employees who are in tip pools have been forced to share a greater percent of their tips on the basis they are earning more per hour. A live caller called in and said he believed AB5, the new law about independent contractors, was the biggest challenge for the 2020 California workplace. Gerber agreed most people feel that way and it is certainly in the news these days. Some of the legal requirements for independent contractor classifications under AB5 were discussed. This was the first part of Episode 92 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show.
55 minutes | Jan 15, 2020
Episode 91: The Yoni Lady explains Yoni Massages and Yoni Steamings The Yoni Lady explains Yoni Massages and Yoni Steamings
The Yoni Lady from a cosplay ostrich ranch is a licensed tantra masseuse who does Yoni steamings for men and women. She also does pussy pampering parties for the Yoni. She heard Episode 90 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer show in which Rhemus Helms explained he might have to fire the Yoni Lady due to a lack of interest in her services, but more importantly AB5 which requires employees be treated as employees and not independent contractors. The Yoni Lady does take private clients at the tiny salon on Santa Monica Boulevard covered on Episode 56 of this show. She also does Yoni parties at locations such as the Ritz Carlton. She is licensed, although not by a government licensing agency. In fact, her pussy massages are illegal because she charges for them when not working for Rhemus Helms. After all, these are massages of the female sex organs intended to induce body shattering orgasms for women. The Yoni Lady is jealous of Nazuki the world famous nuru nurse so she keeps saying she hates her. There are also claims Rhemus Helms’ procreating sex robots are being sold at the 99 cent store. This Episode 91 broadcast on KABC AM790 1-11-20. This is the strangest, most over the top radio show broadcast on a commercial radio station or anywhere else. This continuing radio series seeks to cover the most bizarre things and relate them to employment law. All guests are furnished by Rhemus Helms who made his initial fortune when his genital got infringed. This is the best Podcast of 2020 and the best comedy being made in America. You will hear the Yoni lady go from American to French to Hungarian and back a few times.
48 minutes | Jan 15, 2020
Episode 90: Introducing The Yoni Lady Comedy Introducing The Yoni Lady Comedy
Usher in the New Year learning about Yoni Masages. Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer chats with Rhemus Helms about California’s new employment laws until Rhemus Helms derails all normalcy and focuses in on having to fire the Yoni Lady at his cosplay ostrich ranch in Sun Valley, California due to AB5 the new California law about independent contractors. Gerber has no idea what a Yoni massage is. Yoni is a term for the female genital. Helms compares the Yoni Lady to the Mikveh lady, but Gerber disagrees. Helms forced Gerber to read reviews on the Yoni Lady. There are rave reviews on what she has done to a woman’s genital and how great the endive appetizer are when she throws a pussy pampering party. It becomes apparent 2020 will be the year of pampering oneself no matter how absurd it is. This is America’s craziest comedy. This was broadcast January 4, 2020 on KABC AM 790 7 PM PST. This is utter absurdity. Rhemus Helms allegedly sponsors this show through a generous grant from the Helms’ Foundation’s $5.14 Billion in Funding and 14 Inches of Endowment. Rhemus Helms made his initial penile seed money when his genital was infringed. He operates the cosplay Ostrich Ranch in Sun Valley, California where has a mile long bed. His worldwide distribution center in Fontana, California (shaped like a penis) manufactures the procreating sex robots that caused tiny earthquakes in Fontana due to large quantities of fluids seeping into the magna of the earth. The unauthorized Cindy D. model was recalled because men got stuck in her due to inaccurate descriptions she gave of her organs on re-run landline phone sex calls. Helms fathered Hinita Orchid Helms when he went to the Lucky 7 Tarzana Nuru Massage parlor to pay his gas bill and he wasn’t prepared. The conception chair is in the Smithsonian due to Helms’ fame and the fame of Nazuki, The World Famous Nuru Nurse. Helms contends on this episode Reverb, the whisper porn legend who can make men orgasm just be hearing her voice, is his daughter by immaculate conception. Talents like hers must originate with somebody with Helms’ level of endowment. Due to the odd and rather exciting nature of her parents, Hinita Orchid Helms is susceptible to dying of boredom (although this happens repeatedly). That is why Nazuki, who is an Oxford graduate in ancient erotic literature with an emphasis on Asian erotica, speaks in broken English with a Japanese accent when her real drawl is proper British (she is a related search term to Yoko Ono maybe because both of their fathers were Japanese business men mostly living in England). Hinita Orchid Helms is able to create a scent used in candles that simulates the human sexual experience. It is a true treat to have Rhemus Helms on the show. This is Episode 90 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show heard every week without reruns at the times KABC Los Angeles believes the most number of listeners will hear. This isn’t dark comedy. It is more over the top, no stops. The internet listenership of this show is worldwide, and has increased more than 50% in the last two months. There is nothing else like this outrageous comedy on the radio, on TV, in the movies, the internet, or any comedy club. This is the best radio comedy of 2018, 2019, and hopefully 2020.
55 minutes | Jan 15, 2020
Episode 89: High roller gambling at nuru massage parlor shirtless dreidel High roller gambling at nuru massage parlor shirtless dreidel
Shirtless Dreidel game gambles for Soldier’s genital back at nuru massage clinic. Round 2 slip and slide inside. Molly Machete, a former water boarder of the CIA, rearranges the location of this high roller dreidel game so it occurs at the Lucky 7 Tarzana nuru massage clinic run by the World Famous Nuru Nurse, Nazuki. The Golden Massage Oil awards for nuru nurses all over the world is also being held at the Lucky 7 Tarzana the same night. The shirtless dreidel game has to occur in the parking lot where incompetent employment defense lawyer, Dombass has a desk and the chair he thinks is the one Hinita Orchid Helms was conceived on during 1994ish when Rhemus Helms came in to pay a gas bill and was not prepared. Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer goes to the high stakes dreidel game incognito as Rep. Duncan Hunter the disgraced Republican Congressman of the 50th Congressional District who recently was convicted of illegally using campaign funds for his own purposes such as a $125 or $625 plane ride (as reported by the fake media) for a rabbit. In this evil, high roller shirtless dreidel game Myron Alfombra Pronounced Matting, but spelled M’N’M is in on, the stakes must be depraved. After all, Myron Alfomrba pronounced Matting, but spelled M’N’M is carrying the Soldier’s genital in a brown paper lunch bag and gambling it. Bernie Sanders is denied access because his loot is not enough and was legitimately earned money. Bernie Mahdoff is escorted by a Federal Marshall until 2 AM when he must return to Federal prison. Gerber has never actually been to a high rollers shirtless Dreidel game. He mistakenly believes the games start out shirtless whereas the loser merely loses his shirt. When Myron Alfombra Pronounced Matting, but spelled M’N’M tells him he finds it odd he has started out shirtless, Gerber claims this is a West Coast thing. Alfombra claims he has been in the high roller dreidel circuit since 1982 and this is not true. Gerber, who is playing Duncan Hunter, claims this is a San Diego custom because the games happen in saunas. It is then claimed the second round of a West Coast game is slipping and sliding. Round one eventually starts after vying off for who goes first through a match of Indian Style Buzz which Gerber claims is discriminatory. In the actual dreidel game, Myron Alfombra Pronounced Matting, but spelled M’N’M loses control of the soldier’s genital to Bernie Madoff. The Federal Marshall demands to start bringing Bernie Madoff back to Federal prison at 1:45 AM. An exchange is then made of Phil Specter. Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting, but spelled M’N’M declares the game is not for gambling memorabilia such as the gun Phil Specter held to John Lennon’s head. The Federal Marshall comes back because his GPS rightfully shows the Lucky 7 Tarzana is showing up as Reseda. Bernie Madoff is standing in the parking lot confused. He believes his gilt, the brown paper bag, is his lunch. Gerber claims it is his lunch. The rest of the group has run into the Lucky 7 Tarzana for slip and slide and/or pokie pokie. Madoff surrenders the brown lunch bag containing the Soldier’s genital when Gerber tells him he has a Katz Deli, Brooklyn pastrami sandwich in Dombass’ desk in the parking lot. Although Madoff has relinquished the bag, Gerber decides it is just too weird to pick up. Dombass buys it for $41,114 believing he is buying into an investment. This is the craziest comedy being produced on a weekly basis anywhere. It airs on KABC AM790 every week. This is Episode 89 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show broadcast 12-28-19 at 7 PM. This is the weirdest, funniest comedy out there for political comedy types, satire types, regardless of whether you are from New York, Los Angeles, like Jewish comedians, are into Aubrey Plaza, Frank Zappa, Al Sherman, John Waters, or anybody capable of pulling something off about 1/4 as crazy as this radio show.