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Star Wars is neat as heck, and Myles has finally seen it. George Lucas comes by to discuss it, and Rob is also there. There's a lot of banana talk in this episode, because they're delicious unless eaten raw. You should probably watch the new Star Wars before listening to this one, especially the podrace scene. 

On today's episode of Birds! Birds! Birds! Myles continues his 7-part study of the North American Grackle. We here at Christian Aviation Radio wish to congratulate Myles on his 420th episode of Birds! Birds! Birds! and are very proud of all the progress he's made recovering from the strenuous legal battles he and his former podcast partner were engaged in with MTV2. Here's to 420 more episodes, which would equal 840, a number that some would consider a milestone. 

Hey, JoH is back! Rob and Myles have entered the new year without any blood magic, or wacky adventures or any addictions to cough syrup, and everything's cool. There's a lot of Super Bowl predictions, and Matt Damon comes by, plus this episode is sponsored by a special new element! It's not Fire! OR IS IT?!?!?!?!

Okay so this is a wacky one. Try to keep up. Sam Bourne from Listen to This Podcast drops by to drop some knowledge on Myles and Rob, and also maybe sell all of Rob's stuff. Long story short, dark sorcery is involved, popular money-transferring apps are used, and there's a certain Asian interactive dining experience on the horizon.  Hey if you enjoy Sam, go ahead an check his podcast out: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/listen-to-this!-podcast-sam/id869639414?mt=2

After their much needed October vacation, Myles and Rob are back and ready to paaaaaaarty by recapping their super interesting Octobers. Rob pretty much lives in a video game now, and may have a serious neurological condition. Myles has some big news about a certain brunch. Things are more exciting than ever on Joking Off Hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You guys, this is such a good episode. Rob's effin shredded, bro. Myles and him are gonna totally clean each other's shirts. Maurice Licorish is hanging out. An elephant man shows up. Not The Elephant Man, but an elephant man. Look, it's complicated. But not really, just listen to it. And then rate it 5 stars on whatever you're rating podcasts on these days. 

It's a classic JoH guest appearance as Pat Riley comes out of the bathroom to talk to Myles and Rob. Is he just here to chat? NO. Well, yes. But he's got a comic about himself and he wants you to check it out and maybe give him some sweet sweet money. Can't wait to see how he draws this conversation in the next issue of "Me." Rob reveals some dark secrets, Myles sweats a lot and then runs away because Vincent "VD" Diesel is back and he's mad about something or other, and Myles wants no part of that.   Check out Pat's idiegogogogo campaign and give him some dollars here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/me--7#/story

From the spidery shores of Cayuga Lake, it's the special drunk 4th of July edition featuring Myles and Rob's girlfriends, Marissa and Lauren. Topics of discussion include interspecies mating, murder and spiders. So, so, so many spiders. Grab your hooks, put on your raincoat and walk down the busy highway to listen!

After traveling the world, both in real life and also via instagram, Myles and Rob reconvene to discuss who's stealing their intellectual property this time and also what's McDonalds dollar menu like in England? Perhaps we'll never know. Rob bares his soul and his torso, Myles gets mad and does an amazing Italian accent. It's great.  Brought to you by the 2015 Jeep Renegade: Be a Renegade with the Jeep Renegade.

Joking off Hard this month is all about legs. Sexy Sexy Sexy Legs. Butts too. So many butts. And the usual time-travel/shooooove-its/xtremeness that you've come to love over the last two episodes. But oh man, those legs. Rob's got more business ideas, and so does Myles, even though they don't know why they have them. But then, why does anyone have anything? Answer: To get some sweet sweet legs.  Rate and Review us! On itunes! Or just, you know, in your life.

Well, it's happened. Myles has a new pair of pants in which to dance, to live, to laugh, to love. Rob's got new ideas unrelated to pants. And I guess we'll have to get used to this new, unpantscentric world in which the Jokesters live. But they're going out with a pantsful bang, and the a whole lot of brand new business ideas!

It's the most heartwarming, spine-tingling, plot-twisting episode ever! Myles storms off in a rage! Pantswatch hangs in the balance! Gorrilas! Special Guests Emerge From The Shadows! WILL ROB AND HIS NEW OLD NEW BEST FRIEND BECOME THE OWNERS OF A RESTAURANT TOGETHER?! I CAN'T STAND THIS EXCITEMENT!

After that crazy cliffhanger, what happened to Rob and Myles? I bet Rob's experience can be summed up with a quick recap. Myles will probably need to talk about his for the entire episode. Yep, right through corrections. Right through PantsWatch2014(THRILLING POLL RESULT EDITION). Right through the dope new ad beets. Right through Jurrasic Podcast? Maybe. Let's find out together! They don't even know what's gonna happen with that snow storm! Listen to the past!

Looks like them Joking off Hard boys have really got into a whole mess a trouble this time. Myles takes naps now? Rob's hanging out in bath houses with wealthy benefactors? Why this episode's about as wacky as a hammer at an arcade!* Serious discussions of social problems lies within, along with pants, condemnation of bearded pub-crawls, and more commas than you can stick an overwrought description at. Just try not to get to frightened by the spoooooky cliffhanger ending! *The only hammer at an arcade is at the wack-a-mole game. So yeah, pretty wacky.  

The storm clouds have gathered over the Jokers off Hard, but Chris Metcalfe of Raffcast fame stops by to cheer them up and maybe get some of their pussy boots off. Also, HUGE news about the culmination of PantsWatch2014, heated food debates and some grisly lava-related news is revealed.Don't forget to like the facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/jokingoffhard  Rate and review us on Stither and iTunes! Mention us at McDonalds to get a free snack wrap. DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER!

I'd wager at least 5 snack wraps that you've been hungry for the latest episode of Joking off Hard. Get ready to be full of sweet banter, savory discussion, salty pants and of course, peanut butter on everything. Rob and Myles learn a lot in this episode, like the name of that Rollerblading movie and how to invent Las Vegas. Strap yourself in, fellow Jokester and make sure you brought your notes on this season's new TV shows, because you WILL be quizzed. 

Everyone's favorite podcaster, Rob is back with his bitter yet plucky sidekick Myles for another episode! And ol' sourpants Myles has brought someone from Hawaii with him: A hilarious 80's standup comedian named Hula Joe. What mysteries will unfold in this episode? Will they involve possession, satanic necklaces, and pants? LISTEN AND FIND OUT!!! By the by, if you wanted to rate and review this podcast on Stitcher and iTunes that would be swell. Or contact the guys directly at jokingoffhard@gmail.com. Like them on Facebook! And be sure to weigh in on what your favorite episode is so they know what to submit to NYC podfest this year. You have the power!

Hey, look who's back! These guys! After their unexpected hiatus, the Joking off Hard crew are ready to tackle the hard hitting issues of our day: how to eat cereal, Fargo on the moon, how to treat an infection, and what to do when your pancreas fails. That's right, JoH has been rebooted as an educational podcast now, because knowing is half the power!

A super special episode of JoH, as Dan Crane (best friend of the show) swings by to talk about Steven Segal and DMX's timeless feel-good movie, "Exit Wounds." Then, the Fitzgeralds have sent someone by to sort out the feud between the Jokestars and their inter-dimensional lawyer foes. Stitcher it up, rate and review us on iTunes and check out Advyce Fyles while you're at it!

Their Stitcher ads are getting longer and longer, but at least PANTSWATCH2014 IS BACK AT LAST. Help the guys solve a musical mystery, gang! Plus, Supernatural Talk is getting exciting as the finale looms (Rob remains as ambivalent as ever). And a new sound effect ap could spell the destruction of this podcast as we know it! Rate and Review, you jokestars! PS: Also, they talk about haircuts.