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John Hates Movies
43 minutes | Mar 20, 2020
Episode 41 2010 True Grit, Easy A, The Town
This week it's 2010. Hold on to your eardrums! One of us is pretty loud and I suck at editing audio. Enjoy!
60 minutes | Mar 1, 2020
Episode 40 2009 Watchmen, The Hurt Locker, Drag Me To Hell
Three Episodes in two days! What is going on? It's 2009 this week. Geoff and Jess watched Watchmen. I failed on that one. We all watched Drag Me To Hell and The Hurt Locker. Apparently I'm the only one on Earth that thinks Drag Me To Hell sucks. Back on brand.
55 minutes | Mar 1, 2020
Episode 39 2008 Slumdog Millionaire, Cloverfield, Tropic Thunder
Two Episodes in one night! What the hell! We're back Baby! Probably not true. I'll probably go ghost again for another 4 months. Anyway, It's 2008 this time and we're talkin' Slumdog Millionaire, Cloverfield and Tropic Thunder.
52 minutes | Feb 29, 2020
Episode 38 2007 Juno, There Will Be Blood, 30 Days of Night
Sorry about the crazy long delay between episodes. I just didn't feel like editing and then so much time went by. Blah, Blah, Blah. Enough time went by that I managed to lose the 2006 episode. So here is 2007 in which we discuss Juno, There Will Be Blood and 30 Days of Night. Thanks for stopping by. Enjoy.
50 minutes | Nov 6, 2019
Horror Special 2019 Wolf Creek, The Crazies, Incident in a Ghostland
It's a little after Halloween but who doesn't want more horror. Avoid the Christmas creep and listen to this episode. We picked three horror/scary movies to watch. One was picked by return Guest, Suzy. Give it a listen. There will be spoilers.
39 minutes | Oct 11, 2019
Episode 36 2005 Constantine, Redeye, Walk the Line
2005 this week. There may be spoilers as we talk about Constantine, Red Eye and Walk the Line. I introduce this one as episode 35. disregard that. I can't keep track. Probably get the number wrong from here on out.
46 minutes | Oct 11, 2019
Episode 35 2004 Sideways, Closer and The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Coming in hot with another ep we recorded forever ago. Geoff is munching on food in the beginning. If that sort of thing bothers your then tough shit. We're talking 2004 with Sideways, Closer and The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. I quit on Sideways, Jess Hated Life Aquatic, and Closer was a sleeper hit. Enjoy. Oh and by the way. Spoiler alert!
55 minutes | Oct 2, 2019
Episode 34 2003
We recorded this back in June i think. It's 2003 movies. There was a little confusion as to what we were supposed to watch. Give 'er a listen and tell us whatcha think.
1 minutes | Oct 2, 2019
Episode 33 2002 (the lost episode)
We're back again. Once again we were never really gone. I have just been too lazy to edit the episodes we have recorded. We've got like 9 episodes recorded. I'm going to try and bang them out faster than one a week. Unfortunately, this one doesn't exist. Ep 33 is lost on a thumb drive in my office somewhere. Ep 34 will be up in mere minutes. Some day I will find 33 and drop it in the feed. Thanks for listening.
59 minutes | Jun 14, 2019
Episode 32 2201, Memento, Moulin Rouge, and Amelie
We're Back!!!! We were never really gone. I have just been to lazy to edit an episode. The sun came out and enjoying the Florida sun seemed like more fun than editing audio. Anyway, Welcome back. We pick up right where we left off. 2001 with Memento, Amelie and Moulin Rouge. Enjoy.
49 minutes | Apr 5, 2019
Episode 31 2000 Snatch, Me Myself and Irene, Wonderboys
Three good movies this week. Thanks for listening!
49 minutes | Mar 27, 2019
Episode 30 part 2 Oscar pick results and the 2000 list
Part 2 of episode 30. We cover our Oscar picks and reveal the winner. Then we finally get to picking the movies to watch for the year 2000.
38 minutes | Mar 18, 2019
Episode 30 part 1 1999, The Cider House Rules, Dogma, and Election
Part one of Episode 30. You'll hear why at the end. I finally picked a good one and Cider House Rules is boring! Enjoy. Part 2 coming soon.
67 minutes | Feb 24, 2019
Bonus Oscar Episode. The Green Book, Roma, Blackkklansman
It's a BONUS episode! It's Oscar night! We discuss a few of the Best Picture nominees and make our picks for most of the categories. Winner gets to pick the next three movies. Enjoy!
67 minutes | Feb 13, 2019
Episode 29 1998, Shakespeare in Love, Ronin, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The episode where Geoff eats pretzels and can't stop touching the mic. Enjoy!
29 minutes | Feb 2, 2019
BONUS EPISODE - Groundhog Day
In honor of Groundhog day, Here's a bonus episode. I talk with Nigel and Cheyenne about the Bill Murray classic, Groundhog Day. Enjoy. I didn't have them in the studio with me so there are some minor audio issues.
54 minutes | Jan 29, 2019
Episode 28 1997 Starship Troopers, The Devil's Own, L.A. Confidential
One movie that was not as good as I remembered One movie that was way worse than I remembered One movie that was better than expected. It's 1997 this week on John Hates Movies. Thanks for listening.
57 minutes | Jan 22, 2019
Episode 27 1996, Slingblade, The People vs Larry Flynt, and Freeway
It's 1996 this week. Geoff and Jess hate on my awesome pick once again. Give it a listen and let us know if you agree with me or those other two about the movie Freeway.
65 minutes | Jan 15, 2019
Episode 26 1995 Braveheart, 12 Monkeys, The Usual Suspects, Clueless
It's 1995. It's the year Geoff and I graduated from high school. So we had to watch a high school movie. We ended up with 4 this week. Well, between the three of us we watched 4 movies. Give it a listen. Good times. Next week it's 1996 and I may have chosen a loser.
73 minutes | Jan 3, 2019
Episode 25 1994 The Little Rascals, Natural Born Killers, and Pulp Fiction
It's 1994 this week. We tackle some classics. We start with my choice, The Little Rascals. Geoff and Jess hate on it unmercifully. Then Natural Born Killers and Finally, we talk way too long about Pulp Fiction. So long we realize we just have to stop and move on. It's just that good. We should have dedicated the entire episode to just Pulp Fiction. Thanks for listening.
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