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74 minutes | Jan 7, 2021
Bill & Ted Part 2: Would you put Trump into the Time Traveling Phone Booth?
Show Notes (0:30) Trump talk commences dictators aren't Rhodes Scholars, Trump is a media savant, Trump is clickbait in human form, playing different roles depending on who you are with, The Simpsons predicting Trump, my email has turned into our mail, no news in the Trump era since we already know everything, only way to listen to Trump speeches is to be on Angel Dust, Trump is the Billy Madison speech at the end, what are rallies?, can't mention Melania on Mother's Day, giving Multiple Choice answers (23:00) Introducing our new venture, Trump lies with no effort, he;s so lazy with lies that sometimes he tells the truth, doesn't have a sense of humor, he is the humor, evil dictator meeting to sell Hydroclourine, Kevin Hart Larry David video, plus Chappelle & Chris Rock showing their love for Kevin Hart, Chappelle is 2020 MLK, why baseball is less popular now, how to fix baseball (34:00 headliner clip), how I watch sports, take life less seriously because we are just ants, bugs aren't as gross as animals, are there pairings to food we have overlooked, what do Cats and Dogs eyes say, Japanese are cute (45:00) Bill & Ted talk again, What is Station?, wearing your butt like they are pants, disappointed by heaven, Hell was cool though, having a hot Step Mom that marries Bill & Ted's Dads, Carter is pro-mom, this is a pro-mom podcast, mega identity, don't like Brian Cox being the voice for McDonald's, Paul Giamatti needs to be in all commercials, McConaughey is strange, Carter's modern theory that we are kings with how much entertainment we have, Forrest's experience seeing a film at a theater during Covid
78 minutes | Sep 26, 2020
Bill & Ted Trilogy?... Part 1
A special TWO PART episode on a NEW SEQUEL! Bill & Ted 3 is upon us! Listen up to a wild & wacky episode with loads of tangents as we hop into our time traveling phone booth to create the podcast that will unite the universe. Party on!
99 minutes | Aug 26, 2020
Godzilla: King of Aliens and Giant Animals
Join us as the Brothers talk the America adaptations of Godzilla over the last decades. Debates include: - Why a giant Moth? - Why is Godzilla's behavior so easily predicted? - Can Kyle Chandler adopt us? - Can we watch Charles Dance waiting in the subway? - Why are Transformers never in disguise? and much more...
142 minutes | Aug 10, 2020
Fast & Furious presents: Spiritual Sequel - The family podcast
From two brothers that aren't Fast & Furious rather Slow & Calm comes their dissertation on the seminal film Hobbs & Shaw. Followed by how Vin Diesel would use Deep Fake technology & a few pitches to continue this spin-off franchise including one on Christmas.
75 minutes | Jul 30, 2020
Loving Avengers: Endgame 3000
In an exclusive episode time heisted from the podcast vault comes the brothers ultimate experience seeing Avengers: Endgame Re-live the magic as the Brothers describe seeing the film opening night with a raucous crowd. And our fellow brothers the Russo's (directors of the film) were there too. Hear as we discuss all that we liked and that's it. Because you can't not like this one if you have been following up to this point.
92 minutes | Jul 23, 2020
The ENEMY of my Enemy is my PERSONA
The Brothers Jansen were once thought of as twins, but what if they are the same person. Is Carter just a subconscious projection within Forrest? What truly lies beneath our personas, the masks we wear in our day-to-day life? Are we our own worst enemy? Find out as the great esoteric films Enemy & Persona are discussed along with our take on the lack of new movies, Star Wars 9 review, and some recommendations for what to watch while stuck at home
80 minutes | Jan 1, 2020
The Disney Empire Strikes Back!
Before the brothers see Star Wars, they looked back at all the trailers and marketing for the new trilogy. Which one excited you most? Where does the Star Wars franchise go now that the Skywalker Saga has concluded? Can Sequels gain sentience? Other topics include: Disney's record-breaking year, Adam Driver & Mushrooms, artists wanting to go back and change their work, wanting to see the Lord & Miller Solo, and much much more
96 minutes | Dec 25, 2019
Christmas Edition: 6 Underground
Ryan Reynolds convinced the Jansen Brothers to fake their own deaths for this very merry episode. Apparently, it's a lot easier to record a podcast, when you're a ghost. Netflix gave us a gift this Christmas. Is it a lump of coal or what we always wanted? Tune in to find out. One thing is for sure. It's nothing but Bayhem. To put it mildly, our Amazon Fire Stick exploded and caught fire. Thanks, Michael Bay!
80 minutes | Dec 19, 2019
Jumanji: The Next Level (aka Jumanji 4 according to Jack Black)
Prepare to be ripped from your real life into a video game! Where mortality is no longer an issue (As long as you only die twice, otherwise you end up in Limbo... wait, that's Inception... what happens if you die three times in Jumanji? Will this parenthetical ever end. Yes!) Now that we have escaped those curved brackets, hear the Bros dive into the Jumanji waters as they body switch for this entire pod! *Please change bodies responsibly.
72 minutes | Dec 13, 2019
The End of Spoilers with Knives Out
Prepare to be spoiled with the most spoilers in one podcast! We are setting records! Using the whodunit Knives Out, the Jansens take a look at spoilers of all kinds to see if they really matter all that much. Did you know the University of San Diego studied whether spoilers ruin the experience? The result will surprise you, unless you are savvy enough to realize its now the opposite to what you'd expect. Or is it? Find out in this mysterious episode that you have to hear to believe!
74 minutes | Dec 6, 2019
The Irishman (aka The Italianman aka Righteous Kill 2) with some Godfather Part 2 re-release commentary
Scorsese is one of the greatest filmmakers to ever filmake. His newest film, a spiritual sequel to Righteous Kill, called the Italianman is being hailed as a gritty crime epic. Prepare to be de-aged!
119 minutes | Nov 29, 2019
Charlie's Angels (2019)
Did you know this movie existed? Well, it does. Although, if a movie screens in theaters and no one is there to see it, does it actually exist? We delve into these existential questions while looking back at the Charlies Angels films released in the aughts using a BRAND NEW FORMAT
79 minutes | Nov 25, 2019
Theologians have ballyhooed back and forth whether the soul exists. Now we know it does! Only it's called STEAM! And you can consume it. On paper that may sound ridiculous but it actually plays in this sequel 39 years in the making.
93 minutes | Nov 7, 2019
Maleficent 2 (aka Mistress of Evil?!?)
The one issue that has divided our nation for generations: is Maleficent 2 a good story? Find out who liked this movie for its pointlessness & the other who disliked this movie for its pointlessness. Pitches to bring this franchise back from its beautiful sleep.
78 minutes | Nov 4, 2019
Zombieland: Double Tap (aka Garfield 3)
In the land of zombies, the man with rules...rules. That man is Jesse "Zuckerberg" Eisenberg. Along for the ride are Woody "White men can't drive monster trucks" Harrelson, Emma "Stone Cold" Abigail Breslin & Zoey "Vonn" Deutch stealing the show as well as Rosario "I only am in sequels after being absent in the original" Dawson
104 minutes | Oct 30, 2019
Terminator: Dark Fate (aka Sin Nombre 2)
Two Brothers sent back from the future to review T6 Dark Fate. Can this trilogy opener lead to a bright fate for the Terminator franchise?
90 minutes | Oct 28, 2019
Spiritual Sequel to The Killer: Hard Boiled
Two of the great action movies to ever action crafted by the master of two guns & doves himself, John Woo. Would you have seen this movies without the Wu Tang Clan?
34 minutes | Oct 25, 2019
Spiritual Sequel to A Fish Called Wanda: Fierce Creatures
9 years after creating one of the great comedies of all time, John Cleese & Kevin Kline & Jamie Lee Curtis join forces to create the zoo comedy -- Fierce Creatures. Did they recreate the magic? Would it have been better as a direct sequel?
43 minutes | Oct 25, 2019
Spiritual Sequel to Godfather: Cotton Club Encore
In the long awaited debut, the Jansen bros tap dance while debating an actual Spiritual Sequel -- Cotton Club Encore -- newly released with added footage. Does the new cut redeem a renowned dud?
46 minutes | Oct 23, 2019
Spiritually Streaming Explained
The Jansen Bros have covered Sequels, Spinoffs, Reboots, & Remakes. Now, they turn their attention to the Streaming World with two yet to be released indie projects 37 Seconds & Honey Boy coming to Netflix & Amazon Prime, respectively
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