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Episode 125: Comedian Ralph Guerra gets Janky In this episode: Let’s welcome Comedian Ralph Guerra to Janky Town. He talks about getting into Comedy, taking mushrooms, the underrated and worst cities in the US, bombing on stage, and woke comedy. Dave does “research” at a Pole Dancing Competition. In The Newz: The Oscars, Chris Rock’s comedy special, A Cartel apologizes for killing Americans, reusable bottles are dirtier than a toilet seat. A terrible story we shouldn’t have read. Fast Stories about Fast Food: Insomnia Cookies’ Mocktail cookies, Coors Light Beer Flavored Popsicle, Ranch Ice Cream, KFC’s Double Down, and more!!   You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE at 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Check out Ralph on Social Media @saveralphguerra Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Welcome former KROQ co-worker Casey Oliver to Janky Town. Dave’s GF saves a life. What’cha watching? Cocaine Bear review, and movies you should see. The Last of Us and Formula 1: Drive to Survive is damn good TV. Would you try this? The Borg and Cricket Ice Cream. Stuff Only I Care About: Love Island UK, The Scandoval, and more!!   You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE at 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Getting into Lego. Dave’s a fraud. Supreme is taking over Tower Records. In the Newz: Train Derailment, a new Disney Tik Tok trend, Ed Sheeren’s hot sauce, and Paramore has a #1 album. WTF Newz: Whale Meat vending machine, poop covered painting sells for millions, and drinking soda can make your balls larger. Let’s Talk About Animals: Scientists are reincarnating the Woolly Mammoth, piglet born with two snouts, and a turkey torments a town and more!!   You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE at 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Mugs is frustrated with people. Dave learns something new. A Super Bowl recap. A UFC fighter’s valid excuse to lose a fight. WTF is Starry? AMC theaters are charging for the best seats. Kevin is engaged and more!! You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE at 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Mugs loses a family heirloom. The P-22 Celebration. Goodbye to sharing Netflix Passwords. Drugs are Decriminalized in Canada. Beer Mug’s One Man Theater: Scarface. Fast Stories about Fast Food: Sour Patch hearts, KFC Chicken Wraps, Subway’s FL BOGO, Jackfruit Smashburgers, and Lobster returns to Quiznos. The Jankademic Decathlon rematch with Dr. Rachel,  and more!!   You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE at 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Beer Mug is higher than normal. Mugs, the HISTORY BUFFoon: The Northridge Earthquake. The Jankademic Decathlon Controversy. Let’s Talk About It: People are pissed at M&M’s again, selling Splash Mountain water, and Uber Eats driver delivers at a college basketball game. What’cha Watching: The Mandalorian, RRR, Good Burger Best Picture Oscar Nominations and Razzies Worst Picture and more!!   You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Patreon “Fly on Your Head” member Dr. Rachel co-hosts this episode. What do dreams mean? How does your Brain work? Some fun animal facts. Dave’s Dumb Question of the Month: Do you sniff your belly button? Who’s the Dick? WTF NEWZ? A woman cuts off her husband’s genitals, Amazon Smile is over, and a parrot gets a woman convicted of murder. The 1st ever Jankademic Decathlon, and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Dave has a puffy eye and sends a text to the wrong person. Let’s Talk About It: Sean McVay is staying with the LA Rams, Seniors are smoking weed and going to the ER, and No more kids for this Ugandan man. Technical difficulties. F the Police (literally). Ranking some Summer Music Festivals. Your Jank Line calls and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: New Year, same jankiness. Beer Mug hates his Fantasy Football Commissioner. Dave’s Colorado adventure. WTF? Newz: ID for Pornhub, Millennials are killing Hooters, Bam Margera was dead for a while in 2022, Florida burglars call 911 for help, and Nostradamus’ 2023 predictions. Who’s the Dick? and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Beer Mug beefs with a friend. Parents Just Don’t Understand: A Kid sends a letter to Santa, a Teacher gets fired from her job. Avatar review. Tom Cruise is a real movie star. How we feeling about the Dodgers. Quitters Never Give Up Corn hole match. New Year Resolutions and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: The World Cup is over. Dave hangs Christmas Lights. Beer Mug has Neighbor problems. KROQ Almost Acoustic Christmas. Let’s Talk About It: RIP Twitch, RIP P-22. WTF? Newz: Man destroys Nativity Scene, KFC customer shoots employee, do you really need deodorant? Cool or Not Cool? Pat Beverly tells his kids Santa isn’t real. Advertising that worked. Learning about Hanukkah with Six13. The Worst Christmas Movies. The Janky Gift Guide and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: I Ruined This on Instagram. Live from Chateau Mugmount. Mugs the Porch Pirate. Hawaiian food is good. KROQ Almost Acoustic memories. Mugs hangs out with Paramore and ruins their interview. Gangsta Gangsta Movie Quotes Game. WTF Newz? Indonesia bans sex before marriage, a lady leaves poop for police, and Science figures out why you get a cold during winter. What’s this sound? Jank Line Calls and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Mugs still is not moved in to Chateau Mugsmont, What’s a soup party? Dave’s Mexican Vacation,Your Jank Line calls (855-JANKY-69), We Like Sports: Rams suck, A Messi situation. Whatcha Watching? Spirited, Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special and the greatest movie of all time: Cocaine Bear. Let’s talk about Belgium’s drug problem, getting stuck on a roller coaster, dog kills its owner and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Janky Town Cribz with Mugs. Dave gets boosted and then makes some poor decisions. Dave’s Dumb Question of the Month: How do you take off your pants? WTF? Newz: Girl takes her BF’s ashes on a flight, a man smokes while running a marathon, typical Morrissey, sugar-free gummy bears are laxatives. Dave Chappelle’s SNL Monologue. Cool or Not Cool? and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Beer Mug is still sick and has not moved into his new apt. Dave visits the future of shopping. Fast Food apps. LARPing is real! Let’s Talk About It: KROQ’s Almost Acoustic Christmas, Twitter’s new verified system is going well. National Park Service wants you to stop licking frogs. A pill that can cure heartache and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Beer Mug is sick and sad (again). Beer Mug ASMR. What did you do on Halloween? Janky Town’s Social Media Intern. FloriDUH or TexASS. A Minute with Mugs. $8 for a Twitter Blue Check Mark. A Janky Instant Request. Dave’s Celebrity encounter and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Get to meet Janksta Diego, Halloween is over, What’s a Juggalo? Let’s talk about: Taylor Swift changes her video and Jake Paul beats Anderson Silva. Fast Stories about Fast Food: The McRib is back and the adult Happy Meal Toys are valuable. Let’s get healthier: Bird watching can improve your mood, Faking a smile can make you happier, and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Dave drives to Vegas to go to a canceled show. Beer Mug sees the movie Terrifier 2 and doesn’t vomit. An Onlyfans creator keeps the content going while giving birth and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Dave apologizes, Beer Mug attends the Cam Awards, and Blink 182 are back!! We Like Sports: The Dodgers Season is over, the Rams are terrible, Hasbulla joins the UFC, Fast Stories About Fast Food: The Enchirito is back, LA Times Fast Food Burger Power Ranking, and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Mugs takes a ride in the Red Bull Helicopter. Dave goes to the Magic Castle. Let’s Talk about it: Mcdonald's is bringing back the Halloween Happy Meal buckets, the new social media app BeReal, Draymond Green punched his teammate. Bad Newz: Melee at a Soccer game, Teaching Assistant fakes his own death. Pu$$y chips. Let’s Get Healthier: Why men should drink more tea, Ice baths can reduce the risk of Diabetes, Your bedtime can predict Dementia, Human Compost, Gut health, petting a dog is good for you, and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69