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Jake and Josh Podcast
61 minutes | Dec 20, 2017
Episode 64: Ionized Plasmatatoes
Vince McMahon bringing back the XFL (and the hopeful return of HE HATE ME), coming to terms with your ugly-ass baby, viscosity versus Surface Tension, and the longest semantic argument in recorded history (if you don't count every episode of the Joe Rogan Experience).
83 minutes | Dec 2, 2017
Episode 63: Et tu, Squirté?
Weird things about humans, copyright infringement, Netflix recommendations, what's wrong with stand up?, Sous vide machines, pedophilia, the hollywood sexcapades, and more!! (Also, NAMBLA)
94 minutes | Nov 7, 2017
Episode 62: A Tehran Circumcision
Stranger Things than pedophilia, the social acceptance of making fun of Kentuckians, Doc and Mharti, getting jizzed on as a child, things that never "went back", causality vs correlation, and the advent of pornography and the fall of mankind.
69 minutes | Oct 23, 2017
Episode 61: Rigger Mortis
Time-traveling SJWs, Jake ruining Josh's jokes, the difference between "We buy ANYthing" and "We buy most Almost Anything," and the only reason old, white guys care about the first amendment.
79 minutes | Oct 11, 2017
Episode 60: The Saltiest Taco
Josh correlates his parents' divorce to the international perception of The Donald, we discuss the "r" word, how to properly pronounce "Szechuan" (and the subsequent McD's debacle), the greatness of Stardew Valley (Nintendo give us free shit), and the noise that happens when you touch Terry Crews' penis (Old Spice, give us money).
69 minutes | Sep 30, 2017
Episode 59: Sudden Injunctive Dick Syndrome
The Civil War, how Trump keeps Twitter alive, the difference between bristles down and bristles up, musket comparisons, the best way to eat a potato, how to paint flame retardant panels, and speculative caveperson foreplay.
64 minutes | Sep 21, 2017
Episode 58: It's Like Docking
Why no matter how big your dick is, you're still never satisfied, Jake does a creepy impression, devolving into hair care tips, and another morbid "for the greater good" conversation.
60 minutes | Sep 7, 2017
Episode 57: Melting the Polar Icebreaker Caps
Why you'll probably live to be too old, more fake movie ideas, we shout out some people that love us, and you get to hear our wonderful coverage of Thursday Night Football!
66 minutes | Aug 29, 2017
Episode 56: No Wrong Way to Eat a Racy
Episode 56, that's right, 56 is here! Josh reminisces on his last job, we make fun of flat earthers, give us some money, some sound advice on where NOT to live in Indy, give us some money, and some Facebook SHOUT OUTS! (But seriously, give us some money.)
64 minutes | Aug 10, 2017
Episode 54: A Smattering of Poop
We find out what heaven is really like, how to kill rodents, REAL feminism, how the Germans knew the plot twist from Ace Ventura the whole time, and why beggars can't be kneelers!
65 minutes | Aug 2, 2017
Episode 53: An Act of Sod
Episode 53 is here! Josh returns from his vacation, arguing the semantics of 3 for $5, the decline of most forms of media, and why you shouldn't sit in the emergency exit row on a plane!
61 minutes | Jul 18, 2017
Episode 52: Conserv-Autism
Stolen movie ideas, Retroactive ameliorative relief, the difference between toilet paper and medicine, and the first ever Jake and Josh Read-Along!!
65 minutes | Jul 10, 2017
Episode 51: Au Jus Shittin' Me?!
Racism on Twitter, professional misogyny, Live PD (and it's not what you're thinking), Misconstrued wishes, the Circle(jerk) of Porn, and because they've run out of people to play them, Lilly from the AT&T commercials will be portraying a Marvel superhero!
65 minutes | Jul 3, 2017
Episode 50: Meeting Erin Malkovich
50 EPISODES DOWN!! Just like the Super Bowls, 49 was better! Back to back shoutouts, nose extraction etiquette, Spiders doing spider things, and trying to figure out when you're actually an adult (it's never).
57 minutes | Jun 25, 2017
Episode 49: Cardio Pulmonary Ejaculation
A long-rumored guest makes his first appearance on the podcast! The real reason behind all of the new advances in technology, causation versus correlation, how many bukkakes is too many, and our favorite GTA game!
78 minutes | Jun 13, 2017
Episode 48: Donald Trump's Morning Affirmation
Celebrating hitting 10,000 listens as well as our first negative itunes rating, killing it on reddit, the art of being manly(ish), and what our Commander in Chief whispers into his mirror every morning (besides covfefe).
83 minutes | Jun 4, 2017
Episode 47: Grampa, What is Covfefe?
An update on the Fight Club story, a disappointing number of shout outs, how being close minded can cost you money, climate change isn't real, President Dwayne "The People's Champion 'The Rock' " Johnson, and intense recreational volleyball.
93 minutes | May 21, 2017
Episode 46: Brown Leatherface
Penises and Vaginas, how many hot blondes is too many, Kevin Hart vs Kevin Hart vs Kevin Hart vs Martin Lawrence, faceblindness, "And then what, did you die?" And Jake tells a tale of epic proportions.
73 minutes | May 11, 2017
Episode 45: A Mid-life Inconvenience
The senility of Norm MacDonald, Guardians of the Galaxy 2, why employees must wash hands, Jake talks about Spider-man for too long, hairdos and hairdon'ts, gay comebacks and more!
67 minutes | Apr 30, 2017
Episode 44: God Hates Fads
Picking the sterile parent, how gay is GAY, what "The Fifth Element" did for transgenders (besides the element being love), ancient cartography, confirmation of google stats, and the Kevin Spacey model of success.
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