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Adam and Dan reunite to share their major life moments from the past eight months, including marriage, romance, moving back home, and of course, reality TV. And they talk about why they took a break from the podcast in the first place!

Adam explains the story of the Rosetta Stone, and Dan shares the story of Broom Boy. They then share their weight issues and questionable eating habits, along with some excerpts from Adam's inner-food dialogue. And where does fairy bread come from?

While Dan is toiling from dawn 'till dusk, Adam's learning about Seasonal Affective Disorder and how to combat it. The guys then discuss how to improve sleep and general well-being (without ditching technology completely).

God talks to Dan through his computer, but Adam is worried about Dan's new work habits. Adam then discovers his vocation (and inner ShamWow), then shares his experience of the Adelaide Fringe Festival. Bonus tip: Adam is a great addition to a bed.

This week, special guest, Kyle, joins Dan to warn humanity about the podcasts that can make one faint. Plus, to Tinder or not to Tinder? Kyle shares his international experience from Rome, and Dan, his Tindate back home.

Is it worth fashioning a mono-wardrobe to ease one's cognitive load? Would you incorporate insects into your diet, just as you may already have, the insects of the sea? Join Adam and Dan at Jell's Park to discuss these questions, and more.

This week, in JnJ: What vocal affectations burn your sausage? What do Hitler and Jim Carey have in common? How do you response to anonymous feedback? Imparting wanker wisdom to those who aren't interested. And Dan gets paid to exercise.

Adam and Dan use their mental incisors to pick apart X-Men: First Class, and talk about the quality and importance of a good movie script and character arc. Then, the traumatic effects of Happy Birthday! And finally, the musicals that get Adam's goat.

The new meanings of old words; Adam and Dan talk about swearing through the ages. And demanding satisfaction: do you complain when service is poor? The boys then shower each other with true tales of people pissing their pants in public.

Learn which Jackson is Jewish and which came to Australia with the First Fleet. Adam and Dan then consider what Australia is and what it should be. And what's going on with the price of petrol? And how's its future related to smoking and soft-drinks?

Why does nature reward hubris and dark chocolate lovers? What is white chocolate's dark and dirty secret? Apart from discussing the inevitable homogenisation of the planet's species, Adam and Dan put Just Jeans in its place. #superweed

Will robots one-day listen to JnJ – for pleasure? Dan dissects his experience of Christmas and New Years and presents it as the worst-ever single's ad. And should a dentist be a parental figure for a client? #dentistrydad

Dan pays a visit to the doctor, only to be recruited into piracy. He and Adam then sail into fertile biological clock waters, then question the viability of electric cars in Australia. The boys then plan a new attraction for New Years in Melbourne.

Adam asks how the world would be different without Barbie, and stands up for models. Dan gets all enthusiastic on sticky rice's ass. And you know That Awkward Moment When you turn +like+ into a verb? Awkward, much?

Deceptive foot massages!. Christmas cooking tips. Anastacia's curious publicity. The intersection of toilets and podcasting!. The future of television content delivery and the failing of the NBN. And was the ALS ice-bucket challenge ultimately a success?.

Adam and Dan are joined by a young, small, black, four-legged Maddy for Tinder talk; Adam schools Dan to success with online dating. Dan parries off innuendo with some meta meta hashtags. And Adam’s slippery candy cane.

Adam schools us in the language of ballet and deconstructs artistic snobbery. Then a horny gorilla visits from Amsterdam to provide protein-rich condiments. Just remember, kids: not every dance should be a resume.

Where does our tax money go? Adam and Dan give you the break-down and provide articulate analysis and commentary. Who votes and why? Adam describes how to vote by joining the dots, then defends the dole. And, the many jobs of Daniel.

Do you believe in karma? What guides your ethics? Adam and Dan aurally explore these topics and inevitably end up discussing sex, dating, lying and love. Plus, is the dating deck stacked against introverts?

Dan and Adam dual it out regarding the value of directionless wondering versus specific location seeking. Adam suggests the ultimate ice-breaker for singles. And Dan reveals the turns-of-phrase from online dating profiles that irrationally irk him.