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I, Seamus McGregor, have finally found the reality in which Jack Billings resides! Of course, being the complete tool that he is, he and his neighbor MiChAeL have a podcast here, too. Find Jack Billings Presents: Haunted Apartment Complex wherever you get your podcasts, and help me keep an eye on Jack's (and all your other favorites) whereabouts.  https://anchor.fm/jack-billings8

While digging through the audio on Jack's computer, Abigail found some unused audio from the first time that Jack's real life brother, Kevin Train Moxley visited the studio! Remember, this was before we knew that he was, in fact, Jack's brother. This is from when we still thought he was just playing his brother as a prank. Make sense? No, it doesn't make any sense to me, either. Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1 Email: JackBillingsOfficial@gmail.com Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

When we started this thing, 1) We didn't put all the bloopers up at the end of the episode, and 2) We made a lot more mistakes. We saved those mistakes, and now you're going to hear them, whether you want to or not. But believe me, you want to. Follow us on Twitter @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1 Email us @ JackBillingsOfficial@gmail.com

When we started this thing, 1) We didn't put all the bloopers up at the end of the episode, and 2) We made a lot more mistakes. We saved those mistakes, and now you're going to hear them, whether you want to or not. But believe me, you want to. Follow us on Twitter @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1 Email us @ JackBillingsOfficial@gmail.com

When we started this thing, 1) We didn't put all the bloopers up at the end of the episode, and 2) We made a lot more mistakes. We saved those mistakes, and now you're going to hear them, whether you want to or not. But believe me, you want to. Follow us on Twitter @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1 Email us @ JackBillingsOfficial@gmail.com

When we started this thing, 1) We didn't put all the bloopers up at the end of the episode, and 2) We made a lot more mistakes. We saved those mistakes, and now you're going to hear them, whether you want to or not. But believe me, you want to.  Follow us on Twitter @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1 Email us @ JackBillingsOfficial@gmail.com

I know what you're thinking. But you're wrong. Jack Billings is dead. We've had a blast doing this iteration of the podcast, but we're moving on. We'll post our new projects here when they're ready, so you don't miss anything. Thank you so much for listening, and I'm sure you'll love what we have coming next, so don't fret!   Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1   Email: JackBillingsOfficial@gmail.com Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

In our season 2 finale, M.O.I.S.T. actually succeeds on capturing Jack and Michael, turning things completely around for the group. But your favorite podcasters are saved by a very unlikely hero.   Bjor6n Oranj can be found at http://ThisIsntJustACult.com   Kevin Train Moxley can be found on Twitter @KevinMoxley check out his stand up around Jersey! Well, probably virtually right now.   Officer Kyles has a band http://Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocate   Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1   Email: JackBillingsOfficial@gmail.com Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

Today Jack, Michael, and Abigail are joined in the studio by Grandpa Sausage. Sausage regales us with stories about Jack's childhood, penis names, and some big, bad news.    Grandpa Sausage is the host of like, 70 podcasts, and you can find them all at https://somenobodies.com/   Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1   Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141   Email: JackBillingsOfficial@gmail.com Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

Look. I'm sorry about this one. But this is the world we live in. Sometimes we have a nice, normal episode of the podcast where we do dream journaling and hear stories about homeless people eating eggs, and sometimes we have time traveling clones hatching out of robots. I have no control over it. You got a problem with it, you go ahead and talk to God.   The amazing "Beef It In My Mouth" song was made by The Creeping Man. Check his music out at https://thecreepingman.bandcamp.com/  Our dumb show doesn't do his amazing music any justice.   Buzz is the lead singer of the amazing band Idna Glitch, you can check them out at http://IDnaGlitch.com/   Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1   Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141   Email: JackBillingsOfficial@gmail.com Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

Jack has Quinn doing his dream journaling now. That should NOT be what the podcast is about. Jack has seen neighborhood teenagers spitting their gum out on the sidewalks. Not much better, but is kind of is why the podcast got started. Jack has ridden the New York City bus system, he should have some great stories about that! But it's Jack, so, you get what you get.   Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1   Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141   Email: JackBillingsOfficial@gmail.com Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

Jack is working through his very real (Is it real? Is anything Jack does really real? These are the questions that keep me up at night.) sadness about Michael moving out, even though it's just down the street. Luckily Abigail and Seamus (And Michael. I can't stress enough, Michael is just moving down the street. You can still see Jack's house from their apartment) are there to help him get through these tough times.   Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1   Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141   Email: JackBillingsOfficial@gmail.com Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

Michael finally gets moved out of Jack's house, but of course nothing can go as planned. Just as everyone is about to start unloading the moving truck, Jack has an "emergency" and calls all of Michael's helpers away. Lucky for him, Victor Extravaganza Princeton and his wife, Natasha Extravaganza Princeton are there to help.    Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1   Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141   Email: JackBillingsOfficial@gmail.com Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

Perez isn't very good at anything. Least of all, taking care of kittens. All he had to do was open up the wrong door in the lighthouse, and all 100 of Pie Baby's kittens escaped! They wrangled up the other 99, now join Jack and Perez as the look for the final kitten, Princess Tapioca.    Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1   Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141   Email: JackBillingsOfficial@gmail.com Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

Agent Perez uses his remote surveillance equipment to let Jack coach him on how to woo Emily, Michael's ex-wife. It goes exactly as well as you would expect it to go. Possibly worse.    Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1   Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141   Email: JackBillingsOfficial@gmail.com Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal   Promo is for the podcast Harpy Hour, check out their social media  Facebook: @HarpyHourPod (link) Twitter:  @HarpyHourPod (link) Instagram:  @HarpyHourPod (link)

We finally get a chance to talk to Grandpa Sausage! In... the bathroom... at... Kroger's. With... Ronnie. Why can nothing be simple around here?   Grandpa Sausage is on like, a million podcasts. Keep track of all his stuff at these places facebook.com/somenobodies twitter.com/some_nobodies www.somenobodies.com instagram.com/some_nobodies   Ronnie streams video games on Twitch.tv/ZenoNox and co-hosts the podcast I Love This Terrible Game with Michael   Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1   Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141   Email: JackBillingsOfficial@gmail.com Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

Jack pulls Michael away from his Xmas busyness for an emergency meeting with Abigail and Zach Doverbranch. Neither on which are there. So, like any episode that's completely necessary, and not at all just Jack stalling for time, they end up in the basement, talking to ghosts in the Haunted Car's radio. But, with the Ghost Xmas party going on, the pickings are slim.   Check out all of Widow Welch's stuff: www.19nocturneboulevard.comhttp://www.nineteennocturne.libsyn.com/ Twitter: @19Nocturne also: Twitter: @A_D_Infinitum - promoting all free scripted audio drama, all the time!   Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1   Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141   Email: JackBillingsOfficial@gmail.com Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

Michael thinks he, Jack, and Quinn are recording a new episode of the podcast. Trixie thinks she's there to go over details of Jack's new project. Perez thinks he's there for a job interview. Well guess what? They're all (a little) right, and (mostly) wrong!   Trixie streams art and video games on Twitch.tv/TinyNeenja and follow them on Twitter @TinyNeenja   Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1   Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141   Email: JackBillingsOfficial@gmail.com Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

Abigail is trying to escape the insanity of Jack Billings by hiding out at the Donut Slut. Little does she know, she's about to be involved with a totally different brand of insanity.    George does a podcast, Something Wonderful Right Away, you should check that out as soon as you're done here! And follow them on Twitter @RightAwayPod   Kyles is in the band Devil's Advocate, who you should be following already at Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal He also did the intro and outro music to Michael's other podcast that you can hear at the end of this very episode   Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1   Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141   Email: JackBillingsOfficial@gmail.com Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal