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I'm telling you firsthand to leave meth alone.  Here are a couple of stories from my meth days.

Just listen to it.

Yes, you read the title of this episode right.

You'll just have to listen!

I briefly had a job escorting spoiled rich girls from one building to another but their pussy male equivalents' weakness disgusted me.

A) Fuck "authority" and B) People say the most outlandish shit about me.

Fuck cops.  Fuck law.  I'll do what the fuck I want with my property.  I hope you enjoy this.

It was as if God preemptively punished him for being an asshole.  How do I know he has a little dick?  Included here (and I wish I did not possess this information!!)

When someone tells you to be careful with a specific drug, it seems very obvious to me that you should listen; not everyone feels that way the first time they hear that.

I'm not going to provide much of a description because that would actually tell the story but I will say that I am a man that people can and have projected their delusions upon.

I was a reserve drill sergeant when I got off from active duty; this episode was actually recorded 6 months ago when I was still relatively new to this.  I had been drinking like I had for most of my early episodes but I suspect you'll find this interesting and learn something about being a "brown round".

The time I visited the great American poet's grave in Paris (and got blown high there).

I am deeply immersed in titty bar culture and have been now for decades.  This is the story of the first stripper I fucked and how she facilitated my entry into that world with her description of my performance to her co-workers (who wanted a sample after her rave review)

The story of how I once turned a lesbian.

The third, and likely, final time I had sex in front of a group of people: the title says it all.

I found out that it is entirely possible to have a breakup reaction from another heterosexual man...