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w/ special guest – Frank TOPICS Welcome to the showPossible slogan ideasMac & Cheese on kickstarterFrank enjoys open bar in the blue roomThe flyer from Casa de Jefe (vs. TaskRabbit errand services)Russ brings a surprise for episode 1 (with clues throughout the show)Dildos vs. VibratorsSpecial guest Frank stops byWe enjoy Sam Adams Grumpy MonkWhat is a Grumpy Munchkin?Pabst Blue Ribbon and Hipsters connectionYoga PantsDid Frank really punch a cop horse?Russ shows off the surpriseBit: This or That – Ass or TitiesThe fellas take turns blowing (a breathalyzer) SONGS SAMPLED CM aka Creative (Feat Hosway) – Mixtape Sessions 3Professor Kliq – Plastic & Flashing LightsDoomtree – Bangarang

w/ special guest – Claunch TOPICS Recap of episode 1HoveroundsRuss brings the same surprise from episode 1Shows on FXDisposable camerasSpecial guest Claunch calls inChicks fighting dudesProfessional wrestlingTazzingElectricity experiment in middle schoolLate night pizza storiesWe sample Fat Head’s Head Hunter IPAThe guys have fun with the breathalyzer again SONGS SAMPLED Jay Z – 99 Problems (Black Boots Blacklisted Rework)Bezz Believe – John CenaCaskey – Plop Plop

w/ special guest – Daniel-son TOPICS Questions from our listenersBit: Google IWBFTKarl’s trip to Hilton Head IslandWhat’s a stingfish?Trademark issuesWild Turkey American Honey vs. Jim Beam HoneySpecial guest Daniel-son stops byChecking out other people while in a relationshipBattlefield 4 on the XboxHe is near?We sample Twisted Pine Ghost Face Killah Bit: Marry, Fuck, KillKarl watches a lot of Rom ComsWhat time does Long John Silvers close?What age do you get heartburn? SONGS SAMPLED Astronautalis – Black and Yellow (Wiz Khalifa cover)Astronautalis – Do You Believe In Life After Thugs?Free Daps – Cinnamon

w/ special guests – Disney, Jugs, and Hippy TOPICS Drugs Inc. and making methBit: Google IWBFTSolo tennis in a parking garageRIP Robin WilliamsZiploc zip tieDeath by spa and pizza rollsOther creative ways to dieSuck on your own slimy 7-incherSpecial guests Jugs, Disney, and Hippy stop byTony Stewart runs over another driverWe sample Bear Republic Racer 5 IPA, Flying Fish Red Fish, Left Hand 400 Pound Monkey, Breckenridge 471 Small Batch IPA, Mission Brewery El Conquistador Extra Pale Ale, New Belgium Fat Tire Amber AleTinder appRuss at a Chuck E. Cheese’s?Where do you go to meet girls?PrenupsQuiet and serious during bathroom timeTrivia and Golden GirlsGolden Girl theme song acapellaWhat’s your safe word? SONGS SAMPLED Jason Derulo feat Snoop Dogg – Wiggle (Borgore Remix)Bang Bang (Caked Up & Meaux Green Remix)

TOPICS Bit: Google IWBFTMicrosoft LLCRuss goes to SchaumburgBig guys hate planesAlcohol solves everythingDeep dish pizzaThe magical town of WrigleyvilleFun at the Wiener’s CircleKarl goes to New YorkDrivers in big citiesModels are everywhere in New YorkPrices are outrageous in big citiesIt’s time for Pumpkin everythingWe sample Sierra Nevada Flipside Red IPAFlorida is still too hotWhat’s the theme to Monday Night Football again?Similar musical tunesIt’s Fantasy Football timeAlex is offensive in SpanishRuss meets The Shah Bros in ChicagoEx’s on social mediaSnapchatWho sings the Sunday Night Football song?Britney Spears vs Christina Aguilera vs Jessica Simpson vs Miley CyrusBit: Would You Rather SONGS SAMPLED Watsky – Whoa Whoa Whoa (All You Can Do)Major Lazer – Aerosol Can ft. Pharrell Williams (Shah Bros. Remix)Major Lazer – Come On To Me ft. Sean Paul

w/ special guest – Cat Lady TOPICS Bit: Google IWBFTHow addicted to porn are you?Pornstars without makeupMail-order bridesSpecial guest Cat Lady stops byCat Lady has many namesLet’s talk catsUltimate vehicle to have sex iniPhone 6 upgrade issuesWe sample Cigar City Jai Alai IPAWhat’s up with these gummy bears Alex?Should the guy give up drinking if his wife is pregnant?Karl is obsessed with the other word for “cat”Cat Lady has a secret to share SONGS SAMPLED Can’t Hug Every Cat – A Song About Loving CatsMichael Jackson – Beat It (Mutrix Dubstep Remix)

TOPICS Karl doesn’t understand open container lawsYik Yak appTeachers having sex with studentsRuss had the good life in high schoolSex SaltKarl had a weird job in high schoolWe sample Samuel Adams Fat Jack Double Pumpkin AleRuss is obsessed with everything pumpkinWalking Dead is back on TVRuss doesn’t watch TV shows because of addictionRuss has homework; to watch a season of a TV show SONGS SAMPLED Ein Prosit (German Beer Song)Rustie – Attak ft. Danny Brown

TOPICS Bit: Google IWBFTDaycares are worse than truckstop bathroomsKarl loves dictionaries and encyclopedias“Behold the boomerang”Train BangThe guys submit “Beer Sludge” to Urban DictionaryWe sample SweetWater 420 Extra Pale AleLet’s talk about weedMedical marijuana in Florida debateRuss breaks out Jeremiah Weed Southern Style Sweet Tea Vodka shotsRuss attempts to do Karl’s ‘sweet nothings’Did Russ really have Sam Adams Utopias 10th Anniversary at a UCF tailgate?We are looking for a beer sponsor for the showWill our new iPhones bend?Does Alex really have a Windows phone?Tosh 2.0 destroys an iPad SONGS SAMPLED Wesley Willis – Suck A Caribou’s AssLuniz – I Got Five On It (Dustin Lefholz Remix)

w/ special guest – Schaumburg AKA Adam TOPICS Urban Dictionary denies “Beer Sludge”Special guest Schaumburg stops byThe guys revisit the definition of Beer SludgeVape is the 2014 word of the yearSnapchat introduces SnapcashPorn is so easy and accessible nowadaysBit: Random Shit with KarlMike Tyson has a cartoon?We sample Left Hand Milk StoutKarl busts Russ for forgetting his topicIs “Milk Duds” on Urban Dictionary?Can drinking too much cause drunk sperm?Bit: “Story Time”Karl discusses trying shrooms for the first timeShrooms laced with Chlorine is never a good idea BONUS MATERIAL BIWBFT After Hours ep.9A free preview of our After Hours episodesSchaumburg has a similar mushroom storyDo you remember Zima, Aftershock, and Avalanche?GoPro cameras on Fireball bottles at weddingsCrown Royal Regal Apple is deliciousDo you outblow when you do a shot of whiskey?

TOPICS Karl feels like a new man after using the restroom“I’d lick that”Karl can’t drink much because of stomach ulcersThe guys discuss Rolling Stone’s best albums of 2014U2 sucksKarl and Alex blindside Russ with a new segment for the showBit: News piece with AlexBill CosbyWe sample Sierra Nevada Celebration AleWhat’s the meaning to Hozier’s song “Take Me To Church”?The Internet ruins good debatesWho has the most homeruns?Song writers are arrogant assholesWhy did it take so long to post these podcasts online? SONGS SAMPLED U2 – Beautiful Day (WeSmile’s Sunlit Bootleg)Kanye West vs. Sam Smith – Tell Me I’m The Only One (Carlos Serrano Mix)