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Hey everyone. ILP is back to killing shit in a very serious way so please respect that and listen to our show. On it you will hear what has been happening in our exciting fast paced lives and also how the terrorists killed rock and roll music. It promises to be an entertaining hour and some change so do not miss a second of it. Listen to our show.

Leftoverteers...we're in the middle of crisis. This weeks record has left the three of us bitterly divided.  Lines were drawn, gauntlets were thrown, and our friendship may never be the same again.  But you can help save it! How?  Glad you ask.  You must choose which of us is right in the debate of which Girl Scout cookie is the greatest.  Will you join Ramon in the #ThinMintMovement.  Enlist in the #SamoaSquadron with Colin.  Or tag along with Scott in #TheTagAlongKids. Go to facebook, or twitter, or whatever the hottness in social media is at the time you're reading this and vote with the above hashtags.  We'll annonce whoever got the most replies on next week record.  Or maybe we wont.  Maybe we'll get wrapped up in deep talks of pizza and 90's kida movies that we forget about it.  It's hard to know.  You can't control the will of man.  We are not Gods. In the meantime, enjoy this episode.  We talk pizza songs and Omar Gooding. #SamoaSquadron

Hey everyone. New episode. Listen IMMEDIATELY.

We just really can't make this in a timely fashion. Nevertheless, Leftoverteers understand that ILP remains the greatest podcast on earth. We don't need awards or acclaim or people listening to our show to make this the truth, it simply is because we say it and that's good enough for us. And frankly, it should be good enough for you as well. The point is that we like you. We could maybe even find ourselves loving you. It's sometimes hard to express these emotions because our podcast fathers and mothers were uncomfortable showing affection. I guess that's always been our problem, Leftoverteers. We just never were sure if we really loved you all or if it we were just projecting yearning fantasies onto you and that's not fair to you. But also, it's not fair to us. It's not fair because we tried really, really hard to let you know how we felt and you traded in nothing but scorn and neglect. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT?! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH IT? WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE WHEN YOU CAN'T TAKE THE TIME TO EVEN TRY PUTTING AN HONEST EFFORT? HUH?! JUST TELL US!BECAUSE WE WOULD LOOOOVE TO KNOW!!A MAN CAN BE DESTROYED BUT HE CANNOT BE DEFEATED!!!Listen to our podcast

Once again we apologize for leaving our dear Leftoverteers podcastless for so miserably long. We here at Last Honest Podcast headquarters apologize profusely for our neglect of all of you. We love you. We never want to live without you.Please takes this image of Sister Rosetta Tharpe as a token of our apology.As you can see. It fucking rocks. Anyways batten down the hatches and board up the windows or whatever people do when terrifying storms just come right at them, threatening to destroy everything those people hold dear. Whatever it is they do, do that. Then listen our podcast.Listen now.

We're here...That's right. Join us for our 200th spectacular episode of the Last Honest Podcast. We all know you want to deny us like Peter did Jesus but deep down in your soul you know you could never turn your back on the truth. Sure we've been away for awhile but while you were walking down that lonely path, did you ever look down and see anything less than two set of footprints? You were never alone.WE were always in the back of your mind like a childhood lullaby that will resonate with you long after you've passed through this mortal plain.WE are more than a podcast.WE never left.Now YOU listen to our podcast. Listen now.

Here's an episode from the 20th of last month. We're playing catch up. Listen to this if you feel like doing that. If you don't, that's okay. I'm not the boss of you. I'm really not. This badger however... This motherfucker is the boss of you. And he says listen to our podcast. I'd love to try and reason but look at him. He's a wild animal. He can't be reasoned with. He's fucking crazy. Look at him. Listen to our podcast.

Let's all take a moment to raise our glasses for a transcendent figure in all of our consciousness. Especially Chris Brown's. Sorry, I had to rub that in. Listen to the episode and you'll find out why. I know we've been awfully quiet lately both in podcast form and in these descriptions here at the Last Honest Headquarters, Leftoverteers. Well guess what? We're going to continue that. Listen to our show.

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Hey Leftoverteers. It's been nice that you've listened to our show in the past, are listening to it now, and plan on listening to it in the future. Keep at it. Listen to our show.

Hey Leftoverteers. These kindly old folks would like you very much to listen to our show. Don't do it for us. Do it for them. Do it because they have soulful eyes that have seen a lot of pain. Don't do it for us. Do it for them. Do it because they never had the chance in their lifetimes. Don't do it for us. Do it for them. Do it because their god told them it was the right thing to do. Just listen to our show.

Since this episode is posting after the 2012 election, let us all here at the last honest podcast take the time to just say that Ramon was totally accurate in his prediction that Barack Obama would win a second term. Alright then, now that we've established that Ramon was more accurate than "established" politicians like Newt "I'm Going to Be the Nominee" Gingrich, Karl "My Head is Big as Fuck" Rove, and Dick "I'm a Dick" Morris, we would like to nominate all you Leftoverteers to do the patriotic thing and listen to our show. So do it.

GGod himself has heard your wishes, Leftoverteers. Finally the drought is over. The clouds have parted. The ducks have flown north or south or wherever the hell ducks fly when ducks go away. The point is, the Last Honest Podcast is back. I don't want to bore you all with specifics. Listen to our show.

RIP to the homies Scott Hall and Curt Hennig. I'm far, far too busy to write anything to you all Leftoverteers. But I want to thank you for your continued support and blind allegiance. Now listen to our show.

I know what you're thinking right now... YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! I don't blame you. A new ILP is very good reason to feel very good about yourself and the world in general. Realest talk ever, Ramon has been SUUUUPER busy working on his comic book so we should all be more than a little surprised this episode is online right now. That just speaks to his dedication to all of you leftoverteers that he wrestled time away from God himself to put this out. God put up a good fight but you know even God can be put into a hammerlock and even God taps out to that kind of strain on one's shoulder/wrist/elbow/everything. In the end it was just worth it to God to hand out an extra hour or so to the Last Honest Podcast so that all of you could enjoy it. So you know... enjoy it. Not for us. Not even for you. For god. So that the pain in his arm right now isn't for nothing. So he can at least be like, "Well better this happened for ILP than a lame podcast like insert the name of ANY other podcast here." Thanks God. We appreciate your support. Listen to our show.

You know... Sometimes... Sigh.. Leftoverteers... Screw it. Just listen to our show.

Never, EVER, in the history of mankind has anyone rocked harder than this little kid right here: He's unbelievable. He's playing with and for a force higher than himself. I bet the stars on that carpet didn't even appear until he started jamming and then the got sent backwards through time so that when he walked into this place, full of swagger and delicious nuggets of food, the floor would match his charisma. There's no way this kid isn't better than all of us at life and he appears to be four years old. Imagine him at 12. Now imagine you at 21. He's more awesome than you. Imagine your entire life of accomplishments and all your greatest moments. Now imagine this kid's one night at Chuck E. Cheese. He's more awesome than you. Imagine the look on your face at the precise moment of orgasmic bliss that comes with your every wildest hope and ambition coming true all at once. Now stop imaginging shit, and look at this kids face. He's still more awesome than you. Try not to kill yourself. Step away from the ledge. Put the gun away. Untie that noose. Instead listen to our show. Do it now.

Probably the greatest podcasters of all time have finally managed to carve a little bit of time out of their super busy fast paced exciting lives to grace you, the Leftoverteers, with their presence. I know you're all pretty excited about that so I'm going to keep this extremely brief so that you don't have to have that internal conflict between wanting to read my incredibly entertaining description and listening to our incredibly entertaining podcast. I've gotten emails from some listeners that the choice rendered them suicidal. Listen, to all our suicidal Leftoverteers. It's not worth it. It's not. Get those quitter thoughts out of your head. Just take a deep breath, remember that suicide is the mostly cowardly solution to your problems, remember that you do not have a temperament of a fighter, remember you have the temperament of an adult mutant ninja turtle which is even more emotionally stable than teenage mutant ninja turtles, and then finish reading this paragraph.... and then listen to our show. Listen to our show.