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A message from Infinite Deer on the end of Part 1. All good things must come to an unexpected Covid related pause. Part 2 is coming.

Having sailed across the high seas, this episode finds our heroes heading to university. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went. Story What exciting tales of freshers’ fair await our intrepid warriors this episode? Will they hit the books or party down? Will they find the academic answers they’re searching for? Or, along the way, will they find the one thing they’ve truly been searching for all along...love? (and violent revolution?) Quotes Iva: We did not torture that gnome, we mercy killed that gnome! *** Hendric: Given our current moral bearing - engaging in piracy? No. Letting pirates whip other pirates? Kind of fine? Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Consider supporting us on Ko-fi at www.ko-fi.com/infinitedeer ! Thank you so much! Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer Behind the scenes: Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. We really hope you've enjoyed the last episode of this half of the season! Especially with all that's been going on this has definitely been a labour of love, and it makes it all worthwhile if our listeners enjoy it. Please do let us know on twitter what you thought, any and all feedback would be incredibly welcome! Love you all! - your favourite amoral, show-notes-writing goblin signing off for now.

Having made plans to head to Rubezia after, among other things, valiantly murdering a conman, this episode finds our heroes sailing the high seas. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went. Story In our penultimate episode we have it all! We have boats, love, and moral crises! As we approach the end of part one of this season, we head to the wonderful city of Rubezia, after crossing paths with characters even more morally grey than our lovable band of misfits! Quotes Ambo: Statistically we help 50% of the elves we encounter, so..could go either way. *** Hendric: Let’s go to our rooms and ask no further questions! Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Consider supporting us on Ko-fi at www.ko-fi.com/infinitedeer ! Thank you so much! Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer Behind the scenes: Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) Friends of Infinite Deer: This week we’re super pleased to promote our friends over at Penance RPG! They’re a wonderfully chaotic actual play DnD 5e podcast, releasing weekly! Check them out over on twitter @PenanceRPG! And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. With Christmas and, more importantly, a new year just round the corner I’d like to take this opportunity to wish everyone who reads my end-note jokes a wonderful Christmas (if you celebrate) and a fantastic new year. Screw everyone else, I only have eyes for those who read the show notes.

Having found a twitchy dwarven regiment, our favourite adventuring party took on a job and bravely ran away from the city, allowing them to focus on more important things in life like pony palliative care. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went. Story Having made it out of the city more or less in one piece, our party now heads back to Karusa as they continue on their way to finding the Axe of Khadur. With a beautiful and wondrous Shetland pony as their guide, what good deeds will they commit this episode? What beautiful pony-related memories will be formed? Quotes Iva: Thank you kind..no, not kind sir, just sir. *** Ambo: I am calling the bullshit. ... George: hypothetically, if we were murder hobos, is anyone else around to see? Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Consider supporting us on Ko-fi at www.ko-fi.com/infinitedeer ! Thank you so much! Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer Behind the scenes: Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) Friends of Infinite Deer: This week we’re super pleased to promote our friends over at Lawful Stupid! They’re a wonderful and epic DnD 5e podcast, releasing weekly! Check them out over on twitter @StupidLawful! And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. Would it be completely eschewing the main plot hook if part 2 of this season just involves Leer finding other animals and providing wonderful end of life care for them? No? Fantastic! Join us next season for Leer x The Make a Wish Foundation - where we use the all-powerful wish spell to take dying ponies to amusement parks!

Following disturbing events of cults, ancient deities and even more dwarves, we join our heroes as they attempt to negotiate their way out of a hairy situation. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went. Story Now having finally made it through most of the ancient dwarven city, our team must overcome their most difficult obstacle yet: diplomacy. Will silver tongues smooth over this sticky situation? Or will our team’s preferred language, that of violence, take sway over more diplomatic approaches? Quotes Hendric: ..yes...me and my...cat are...archeologists *** Iva: Yes, in fact we sent a petition to the dwarven king! Hendric: ..we did? ...yes! We did! Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Consider supporting us on Ko-fi at www.ko-fi.com/infinitedeer ! Thank you so much! Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer Behind the scenes: Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) Friends of Infinite Deer: This week we’re super pleased to promote our friends over at The Lovelycraftians! They’re a super creepy and fun Call of Cthulhu actual-play podcast. Check them out over on twitter @lovelycraftians! And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. On a trial basis I will be starting my own emotional support goblin service. If you would like a badly drawn goblin alongside a motivational quote, email us at infinitedeer@gmail.com! (NOTE: this is not a professional service. Quality of goblin drawing and/or motivational quote cannot be guaranteed. If you need support please consider talking to your doctor or local helpline number, not a random podcast character who also happens to be an anarchic goblin. Much love.)

Following on from last week’s adventures featuring our band attempting to get through an ancient dwarven city with life and limbs intact, we rejoin them now in the presence of an imposing (but hopefully not evil) palace. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went. Story Having risked entering an ancient palace with questionable patio decoration, our plucky adventurers spend way too much time being meta and coining inappropriate phrases. What will they find within the well-drawn doors of the palace? Quotes George: Are there any suits of armour in which I could hide? Emma: Are there any bookcases we could hide in? *** Sam: Roll perception for a pervert painting! Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Consider supporting us on Ko-fi at www.ko-fi.com/infinitedeer ! Thank you so much! Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer Behind the scenes: Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. I hope no one ever compares me to Chuck Lorre for doing this meta/self-referential/whatever joke at the end of our notes. Wait I guess I just compared myself to Chuck Lorre. Crap, did it again.

Adventuring further through the ancient Dwarven city, join our adventurers in episode 6 as they outrun unearthed horrors. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went. Story In continuing their delve through the ancient city of Weitheim, our plucky band has unearthed horrors from the deeps. As we return to their predicament now, we see the immediate results of Leer “purest of intentions” Flim-Flam, who in no way can be blamed for the outcome of his spell backfiring. Quotes Hendrik: I love my stick, but it doesn’t do what I need it to do. Alex: A problem for anyone at your age. *** George: I’m really blessed, that all of the people in the city spend their dying moments writing exposition. Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Consider supporting us on Ko-fi at www.ko-fi.com/infinitedeer ! Thank you so much! Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer Behind the scenes: Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) Friends of Infinite Deer: This week we’re super pleased to promote our friends over at Dice Out, Now Game! They’re a DnD 5e podcast set in a unique and exciting homebrew world! Follow them on Twitter @DiceOutNowGame! And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. With Christmas fast approaching we feel the need to remind you that, yes, despite the fact it still feels like we must be somewhere in the middle of March with Easter fast approaching, no, we are in fact near the end of 2020. Here’s to a better 2021, rather than 2020 pulling a fast one on us and somehow continuing for another year!

On their way to finding the mythical Axe of Khadur, join us in episode 5 as our adventurers continue to explore the underground of the ancient city, all the while running from whatever horrors await within. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went. Story Having found a beleaguered dwarven patrol our adventurers continue their noble pursuit of wealth and power by adventuring into the underwater underground of the dwarven city. Sending their most aquatically-suited and conveniently also most expendable member of the party to scout ahead, Ambo comes across an amphibious snake. Will Ambo’s innate charm translate to a new snakey friend? Or will the party have to employ more ingenious methods of subduing the snake? Quotes Lachlan: Wait, hear me out guys...snakes on SEVERAL planes? *** Iva: Maybe we can just camp it out? DM: Wait, your plan is to wait for the snake to die of natural causes?! Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Consider supporting us on Ko-fi at www.ko-fi.com/infinitedeer ! Thank you so much! Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer Behind the scenes: Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) Friends of Infinite Deer This week we’re super pleased to promote our friends over at Modified Roll! With a focus on collaborative storytelling and frequent bi-weekly updates they’re a perfect addition to your podcast collection! Follow them on Twitter @ModifiedRoll! And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. Infinite Deer Personals: Dragon (256 years young, green) looking for hoard. Must be shiny, numerous, and gold, but will settle for silver and gems. Likes: reading, sleeping, burning villagers alive, curling up with you for years on end and whispering sweet nothings. Very overprotective. Serious applicants only, contact Steve, the mountain caves just outside the newly burnt down settlement.

Having entered an ancient and destroyed dwarven city, our ‘heroes’ continue fighting ancient zombie/skeleton-dwarves in episode 4. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went. Story Continuing their fight through an ancient dwarven city of Weitheim, our plucky opportunists prove that size isn’t everything as the two smallest members of the party break their backs carrying the other two through the dangers that abound throughout the city. What delights await? What horrors will haunt the dreams of our party for weeks to come? Find out, in episode 4: Krug’s new backpack! Quotes Alex: Our sick pony is out there eating grass but it’s not happy, it coughs up a bit of blood, throws up a little as it eats, but otherwise it’s having a great time! Lachlan: What is this bizarre end of life care we’re giving this pony?! *** Emma: I saw Benedict Cumberbatch in Frankenstein, rolling around in a nappy! Just Benedict, naked Alex: Amazing Emma: Rolling...in a nappy! Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Consider supporting us on Ko-fi at www.ko-fi.com/infinitedeer ! Thank you so much! Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer Behind the scenes: Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) Friends of Infinite Deer: This week we’re super pleased to promote our friends over at Merely Roleplayers! Search for them on all good podcasting apps if you want to hear exciting and varied content by people who actually know what they’re doing (unlike us)! Follow them on Twitter @MerelyRoleplay! And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. Subscribe by midnight tonight, or else one-legged Ambo-backpack will appear in your bedroom while you sleep, whispering you sweet nothings while Krug dances to a tune only you can hear! If you do subscribe, you will instead be blessed with cute kitty hijinks as Iva gifts you with a charm of +1 kitty friendship! You have everything to gain and horrifying fishman-orc interpretive dance to lose!

Our adventurers’ misdeeds continue in episode 3, as the more competent members of our party attempt to rescue and rectify the issues the less competent party members created. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went. Story Our beautiful adventurers attempt to get themselves out of trouble in the middle of a Dwarven military encampment. With a mixture of both harebrained and...audacious schemes, will everyone make it out with body and mind intact? Quotes DM: Are you being sarcastic? Hendric: No I genuinely believe he’s done a very good job! He’s normally such a terrible member of the group, to see him do something so proficiently it’s...remarkable! *** Hendric: So, what is the actual plan? *crickets* Hendric: ...okay fine, I’ll come up with the plan, AGAIN! Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Consider supporting us on Ko-fi at www.ko-fi.com/infinitedeer ! Thank you so much! Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer And thanks of course to Wizards of the Coast for creating this wonderful game. Behind the scenes: Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) Friends of Infinite Deer: This week we’re super pleased to promote our friends over at The Dice Girls! Take a listen to their wholesome and hilarious adventures on all good podcasting apps, and follow them @TheDiceGirls on Twitter! And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. And now, a haiku for your reading pleasure: Leer is the greatest. He can even write haikus. Way better than Krug.

Having introduced our ragtag band of chaotic good/neutral/evil misfits and with the Axe of Khadur MacGuffin well and truly established, we continue our hunt through Artania. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went. Story We continue following The Leer Patrol (do we like that as a name?) as they blindly follow an unknown artifact right into the middle of a slaughtered-town-cum-dwarvish-army/holiday-camp. What awesome adventures and atrocities await them? Will they be welcomed into the holiday making arms of the dwarves? Or will they find out the hard way that there’s no such thing as a Geneva convention in this world? Quotes Ambo: I am fish person, so I go very well with white wine! *** Iva: *rolls over onto her back and just flails her legs around trying to look cute* ... DM: You get a bellyrub! Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Consider supporting us on Ko-fi at www.ko-fi.com/infinitedeer ! Thank you so much! Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer Behind the scenes: Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) Friends of Infinite Deer: This week we’re super pleased to promote our friends over at O.M.E.N Investigations! Their hilarious exploits into the supernatural and weird are well worth listening to, find them on all good podcasting apps and over on social media @OMENCast on Twitter! And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. Did you know the number of podcasts in existence is around 850,000? The number of people involved in all of them must total into the millions, more than enough to create a religion around them. And you know what any new religion needs? A figurehead, a leader, a podcast so beloved that its listeners total into the five digits! I humbly suggest that Infinite Deer be that leader, so please consider voting us in at the next Podcast Election, and we will humbly negotiate on humanity’s behalf with PODCASTIMUS PRIME, the Giver and Taker of Podcasts, the Great Rogue AI spawned into existence by the enormity of data generated by the millions of hours of unlistened podcasts. We shall beseech Them to strike down Radiotron, the devil created through the convergence of all the bitterness and anger of all radio stations that no longer exist, in a great cosmic battle on the other side of the moon.

And we’re back! We’re ridiculously excited to finally be sharing season 3 with our amazing listeners, we’re so proud of this season and think it’s our best yet, so can’t wait to hear what you all think! Join our new party as they venture through the continent of Artania valiantly trying and failing to stick to any sort of consistent moral code at all. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by dungeon master Sam Went. Story We begin our third season in the city of Karusa, with our yet-to-be-named gang looking for work in one of the seedier districts of the city. With the sudden arrival of a wounded MacGuffin/orc, our heroes are thrust into a noble/sketchy adventure to find the legendary Axe of Khadur... Quotes Ambo: Disguise does not get you boat home, but it stops you being KILLED on boat on way home! *** Hendric: We need to get out of this pub, I hear that they catch fire oddly easily. Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer Behind the scenes: Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) Friends of Infinite Deer: This week we’re super pleased to promote our friends over at Cheaper by the Dungeon! They also have their third season coming out this month, so be sure to check them out over on twitter @CheaperDungeon! And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. On a more serious note we know it’s been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad year, and if our silly little podcast can go any way towards putting a smile on the faces of our listeners it’ll all have been worth it :)

Infinite Deer returns for its third season of adventure, mystery and total chaos. DM Sam Went is back with returning cast members Lachlan Bennett, George Hughes, Emma Gadsdon and Alex Tansley. Infinite Deer Season 3 Part 1 will be avaliable on all good podcasting apps October 19th Edited by Evey Larham.

Join us one last time in the final episode of the season in this actual play D&D campaign. Featuring Sam Went as Dungeon Master, Lachlan as Durr Thomas, Emma as Lilliput Cogglenut, George as Hijo Deunamujerenferma and Alex as the Moral Ghost/Rules Monster. Edited by Amy Larham. Story Having met the fun and lovable snowfolk, the gang continue their fight through a research outpost in the season finale of Infinite Deer. Will they make it to the Irontooth Peaks? What will they have to sacrifice to make it there? Quotes George: I won’t be long and I’m sure nothing will happen while I’m away... *** Durr: I think Hijo’s got some brain damage from the cold Hijo: sdfiuhosdfsdfgunn SCRAMBLED EGGS Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Assistant Writer/Cast/Producer Behind the scenes: Amy Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Wildboris - Music (https://www.fiverr.com/wildboris) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) Dag Simeon-Corbett - Outro Voice A huge thank you also to our new patrons - Lawful Stupid (@StupidLawful) and Zachary Sheppard (@GingerLoaf). You guys are the absolute best and we’re so incredibly grateful for your support! Friends of Infinite Deer: Although we have no promo this episode, we’d like to take the moment to thank TioTitulo on Twitter for their consistently amazing fanart, we’re so lucky to have such a dedicated and awesome fan, so thank you so much! And be sure to check out their wonderful art @TioTitulo on twitter! And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. This is it, the last episode of the season, and the last time I write a dumb easter egg at the end of the show notes (for another 6 months or so at least). I’ll sign off with a simple and totally not crass joke: centaur sex: putting the semen in horsemen! On that note, thank you so much to all our wonderful listeners, and we look forward to seeing you in season three! ~MG

Join our gang as they finish a well-deserved night’s rest in this actual play D&D campaign. Featuring Sam Went as Dungeon Master, Lachlan as Durr Thomas, Emma as Lilliput Cogglenut, George as Hijo Deunamujerenferma and Alex as the Moral Ghost/Rules Monster. Edited by Amy Larham. Story Having taken what rest and recuperation they could, the gang have woken up in the cave surrounded by snowfolk. What important information do these tiny snowmen have to provide? Will they turn on our heroes or provide them with further aid? Find out in the penultimate episode of the season! Quotes Snowfolk: An adventure is like playtime with narrative! *** Hijo: There is nothing cruel about making people work against their will! Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Assistant Writer/Cast/Producer Behind the scenes: Amy Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Wildboris - Music (https://www.fiverr.com/wildboris) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) Dag Simeon-Corbett - Outro Voice A huge thank you also to our new patrons - Lawful Stupid (@StupidLawful) and Zachary Sheppard (@GingerLoaf). You guys are the absolute best and we’re so incredibly grateful for your support! Friends of Infinite Deer: This week we are pleased to promote our friends over at Flintlocks & Fireballs! Listen for their promo halfway through the episode and be sure to check them out on Twitter at @FlintlocksDnD! And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. To anyone who does read this far through the notes, thank you! As you may have realised, this is our penultimate episode this season, and we’re so grateful to each and every listener, though we’re doubly grateful for those who read this far through, so thank you so much! We really hope you enjoy this episode and the finale, and are looking forward to season 3 as much as we are!

Join us as our gang continues toward the Irontooth Peaks. Featuring Sam Went as Dungeon Master, Lachlan as Durr Thomas, Emma as Lilliput Cogglenut, George as Hijo Deunamujerenferma and Alex as the Moral Ghost/Rules Monster. Edited by Amy Larham. Story Continuing through this unending elemental nightmare, the gang encounters both a chilling atmosphere and chilling apparitions. As they decide whether to engage with a severely overpowered ghost or use their frostbitten limbs and leg it, there may yet be some friends on the horizon... Quotes George: Are they tiny or far away? Sam: Both! *** George: Aw! Free kills! Lachlan: Did someone say xp? Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Assistant Writer/Cast/Producer Behind the scenes: Amy Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Wildboris - Music (https://www.fiverr.com/wildboris) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) Dag Simeon-Corbett - Outro Voice A huge thank you also to our new patrons - Lawful Stupid (@StupidLawful) and Zachary Sheppard (@GingerLoaf). You guys are the absolute best and we’re so incredibly grateful for your support! Friends of Infinite Deer: This week we are pleased to promote our friends over at Dice Out, Now Game! Listen for their promo partway through the episode and be sure to check them out on Twitter at @DiceOutNowGame! And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. We would also like to take this moment to clarify that, prior to their inevitable takeover of WotC as they continue their pillaging of every successful IP, Disney does not yet have copyright over cute, sentient snowmen, so please don’t sue Lumpy and his friends.

Join our gang once again fighting for their lives in this actual play D&D campaign. Featuring Sam Went as Dungeon Master, Lachlan as Durr Thomas, Emma as Lilliput Cogglenut, George as Hijo Deunamujerenferma and Alex as the Moral Ghost/Rules Monster. Edited by Amy Larham. Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Assistant Writer/Cast/Producer Behind the scenes: Amy Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Wildboris - Music (https://www.fiverr.com/wildboris) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) Dag Simeon-Corbett - Outro Voice A huge thank you also to our new patrons - Lawful Stupid (@StupidLawful) and Zachary Sheppard (@GingerLoaf). You guys are the absolute best and we’re so incredibly grateful for your support!

Join our gang once again fighting for their lives in this actual play D&D campaign. Featuring Sam Went as Dungeon Master, Lachlan as Durr Thomas, Emma as Lilliput Cogglenut, George as Hijo Deunamujerenferma and Alex as the Moral Ghost/Rules Monster. Edited by Amy Larham. Story Following an incredibly rare long rest, the party are ambushed by far more soldiers than they would like. Their master plan of distracting enemies with a giant centaur seems to work, but will this less-than-stellar start to the day improve? Or, more realistically, is this just the first of many horrors in store for them this day? Quotes Sam: The other three are going to be shooting at the giant, fuck-off centaur. George: Why?! Sam: Cos you’re a giant centaur! *** George: I’m not leaving you behind! I’m leaving everyone except for one of you behind! Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Assistant Writer/Cast/Producer Behind the scenes: Amy Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Wildboris - Music (https://www.fiverr.com/wildboris) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) Dag Simeon-Corbett - Outro Voice A huge thank you also to our new patrons - Lawful Stupid (@StupidLawful) and Zachary Sheppard (@GingerLoaf). You guys are the absolute best and we’re so incredibly grateful for your support! And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. We’re also always happy to hear from fans on social media, so please feel free to let us know what part of the centaur is your favourite, and we’ll be sure to pass it onto George.

Join us as our gang continue towards the Irontooth Peaks in this actual play D&D campaign. Featuring Sam Went as Dungeon Master, Lachlan as Durr Thomas, Emma as Lilliput Cogglenut, George as Hijo Deunamujerenferma and Alex as the Moral Ghost/Rules Monster. Edited by Amy Larham. Story After making some questionable moral decisions, the gang now makes a questionable tactical decision by following some strangers who promise some food and a warm bed. Has the gang finally found solace with kind strangers? Or will they all be murdered in their sleep and have their skins paraded around by deranged killers? Find out now! Quotes Durr: Isn’t that right lads? Hijo: Yaaay! :) Durr: Shut up, you, you’re a prisoner. Hijo: Aww :( *** Hijo: You cuddle up nice and close cos I like to be big spoon Durr: Don’t you just sleep standing up? Hijo: No I like to be held! Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Assistant Writer/Cast/Producer Behind the scenes: Amy Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Wildboris - Music (https://www.fiverr.com/wildboris) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) Dag Simeon-Corbett - Outro Voice And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. Our fans are always welcome to come in from the cold to a nice warm meal at Infinite Deer HQ. Right now HQ consists of a shed behind a Wetherspoons in Woolwich, but you’re welcome all the same!

Join us at just over the halfway point in episode 7 as our gang continue to press south in this actual play D&D campaign. Featuring Sam Went as Dungeon Master, Lachlan as Durr Thomas, Emma as Lilliput Cogglenut, George as Hijo Deunamujerenferma and Alex as the Moral Ghost/Rules Monster. Edited by Amy Larham. Story Having narrowly beaten yet another product of the unforgiving lands of winter, the gang realises how desperate they are as they consider not only cannibalism, but tenderising and marinating their people-meat. Continuing through the harsh climate, tough decisions need to be made in order to ensure survival. Quotes George: I’m having a horrible fever dream where Frasier is holding me in his arms and whispering ‘Yeah, maybe I won’t save you.’ *** Sam: In season 1 the ghost was moral, in season 2 he’s just critical! Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Assistant Writer/Cast/Producer Behind the scenes: Amy Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Wildboris - Music (https://www.fiverr.com/wildboris) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) Dag Simeon-Corbett - Outro Voice Friends of Infinite Deer: This week we are pleased to promote our friends over at Lawful Stupid! Listen for their promo halfway through the episode and be sure to check them out on Twitter at @StupidLawful! And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. Infinite Deer would like to take this opportunity to remind you that not only is cannibalism illegal in most countries, but carries the risk of prion-related diseases such as kuru. Although this may be mitigated by being a centaur and/or avoiding brain tissue, we would advise against it. Unless you’re already Hijo, in which case you may not stand to lose much from a neurodegenerative disease.