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On this episode we talk about Star Wars, Karate Kid, The Mummy and Troy does some prank phone calls.   Follow us at. facebook https://www.facebook.com/ifthevcrcouldtalk/ Follow us at Instagram https://www.instagram.com/if_the_vcr_could_talk/ Follow us on Twitter @tweetingvcr   Intro music by Elliot Langford. Check out him out and find links to his music at https://elliotlangford.wordpress.com/original/   If you like what you hear go to iTunes and write a review or mention us to your friends.

Episode 3. Thrashin'. Who knew a bunch of skater bois called the Ramp Locals could gnar so hard?   Follow us at. facebook https://www.facebook.com/ifthevcrcouldtalk/ Follow us at Instagram https://www.instagram.com/if_the_vcr_could_talk/ Follow us on Twitter @tweetingvcr Intro music by Elliot Langford. Check out him out and find links to his music at https://elliotlangford.wordpress.com/original/ If you like what you hear go to iTunes and write a review or mention us to your friends.

Episode 2. Invasion USA. Who knew a guy in a Canadian tuxedo could be the saviour of America. Follow us at. facebook https://www.facebook.com/ifthevcrcouldtalk/ Follow us at Instagram https://www.instagram.com/if_the_vcr_could_talk/ Follow us on Twitter @tweetingvcr Intro music by Elliot Langford. Check out him out and find links to his music at https://elliotlangford.wordpress.com/original/

Episode 1. Double Team. Who knew sex with a bath tub could prepare you to take on terror. Follow us at Facebook https://www.facebook.com/ifthevcrcouldtalk/ Follow us at Instagram https://www.instagram.com/if_the_vcr_could_talk/ Follow us on Twitter @tweetingvcr Intro music by Elliot Langford. Check out him out and find links to his music at https://elliotlangford.wordpress.com/original/ If you like what you hear go to iTunes and write a review or mention us to your friends.

 We watched 80's Rom Com, Overboard. Starring Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn about a carpenter who kidnaps a rich woman with amnesia and makes her his slave. Who knew that the smell of whiskey makes women horny?  

Episodoe 1 of Hollywood Outsiders. We have friends in the industry so that gives us authority. We watched Surviving The Game with Ice T as a degenerate homeless man who is hunted by elitist pricks. This is a discussion and not a review.

 We watched Don't Breathe so you don't have to. A discussion on what he thought about this turkey baster of a movie. (Spoilers)

On this episode we add a third nipple to the show. Everyone wishes they had 3 nipples. Does Rambo shit his pants when he lays in wait to slit some Charlie's throat? How long of holding it is acceptable. M Knight Shamalam directs Professor X Jr in the the spin off prequel to moving. Mental illness is hilarious once again. Does one take Uwe Bol finally call it a wrap. Guess he ran out of nazi gold. (FYI..The audio is shit for some parts. new person, new equipment, new space. we promise next episode will be up to our B grade standards)  

On this episode we celebrate Halloween. The Exorcist isn't as bad as we thought. All clowns lives matter. Stuart, our  simpleton intern quizzes strangers on movies. We talk horror movies. Who doesn't love horror movies?

On this episode we talk new TV shows. Macgyver is dumb. Lethal Weapon has potential. Troy has another interesting phone call. Wouldn't it be cool if they re-released movies in black and white. Make them all noir and shit. Was it as good as we remember it? We watched real bad science in Encino Man. Buuuuuudddy.

We watched Ghostbusters so you don't have to. A short discussion on what we loved and hated about the most hated movie in 2016. (SPOILERS)

On this episode we talk about dinks. Again. Arrival is an upcoming sci-fi alien invasion flick with no explosions. Jungle Book is about animals in a jungle. Fire bad. Who's into butt stuff? We know someone who is. Was it as good as we remember it? We watch Ernest ra bumbling idiotic star in Ernest Goes To Camp. Ewwwwwwww.

On this episode we trade archery secrets. Splash? Yes please. Gingers get a bad rap? Maybe if they weren't so shitty. Krull is the movie from your childhood you wish you remembered. Was it as good as we remember it? We watched Jim Carey in 1994's The Mask. Smokin!

On This Episode we forgot to turn off our phones. Leslie Jones V Milo Panago. How does twitter even work? Blair Witch Project 3? We didn't even know there was a 2.  Who has seen Cat in the Hat with Mike Meyers? It's Great. Seriously. Watch it! Is it as good as we remember it? We watched Elliot and Major Dad make James Bond look like a pussy in 1994's spy thriller, Cloak and Dagger.(spoilers)

On this episode Chris and Troy watched Hardcore Henry. Parkour! If you play Pokemon Go, you are probably satanic. Chris recalls why watching people suck face makes him sick. Was it as good as we remember it? We watched Charlie Sheen at his absolute best in 1994's The Chase.

On this episode Troy christens his new studio with a big bag of cheetos.Giants get a bad rap maybe if they didn't look so stupid people would go to the theatre to watch them, and Chris brings up the walking dead again… Seriously what the fuck?!  Whos excited for a family drama about superman's gammy and pep pep? Come on, i know you are. Was it as good as we remember it . We watched Six Pack. You yello belly gutless slug dick

On this episode Chris and Troy talk about talking animals. Finally got to see The Green Inferno, we recommend not eating while you watch it, if you ever watch it. I like turtles! We wonder if TMNT2 is worth sitting through. It looks stupidly wonderful.  What's new With Andrew Dice Clay? We re watched Jerky Boys(1995) and try to decide if it is as good as we remember it.

On this episode Chris and Troy forgot to mention Adam Sandler in the best Sandler film of all time. Overboard. Which is worse? Shark fin soup or shark movies. We watched 10 Cloverfield Lane so you don't have to.(SPOILERS). Clifford stars Martin Short as a shitty 10 year old. Was it as good as we remembered it?

On this episode Troy went all underground for some movies. ET ends up in a dump. Bill and Ted return to save the world from terrorism. Corey Feldman wants to play music at your backyard barbecue for $10000, and we watch Adventures in Babysitting and try decide if it is as good as we remember it.

On this episode we anticipate the arrival of ID4 2, hoping for a shirtless Jeff Goldblum. Chris finally got to see Deadpool, not the Dirty Harry One. We interview a 4 year old about Star Wars and we watch Remo Williams The Adventure Begins and try decide if it is as good as we remember it.