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It's spooky season! The only thing spookier than some poisoned Halloween candy that may or may not exist is a celebrity child trafficker who definitely did. Join Allie and Sam as they separate fact from fiction, and Stay Horrified!

Today we cover some breaking news and some not-so-breaking news. First, Allie takes you through her least favorite adaptation of her most favorite Disney ride. Then, Sam brings you some hot tea from Bachelor Nation. Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle, and Stay Horrified!

In Episode 101, Allie and Sam explore two of the oddest, most understood things on the internet. Sam gives you the biography of Elon Musk and why he's not the Tony Stark you're looking for. Next, Allie tells all about her undercover work in the online foot picture trade. Plug in your Tesla, log into OnlyFans, and Stay Horrified!

We are back! For our very special 100th episode, we go through some of our favorite segments and give updates on episodes past. Enjoy this trip down memory lane, purchase an HBO now subscription, and Stay Horrified!

In what is (hopefully) the last QuaranTeeny-sode, Allie and Sam reflect on some of their favorite pandemic activities, and get excited for next week when they'll FINALLY do the 100th episode. Dream of that, and Be Well!

Allie and Sam are both over 21 and this week they talk about their favorite alcoholic beverages! Raise your glass, pace yourself, and be well!

As summer starts winding ugh (UGH!), join Sam and Allie as they reminisce about sunburns of days gone by, and of days very recent. Apply your aloe, and be well!

Take a look! It's in a book! Great Protagonists! This week, Allie and Sam gush over two book characters who maybe aren't quite the protagonists, but who they love anyways. Be well!

Join the horrified honeys for an exciting announcement, and for a wedding discussion where money - and reality - are no object. Be Well!

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that two women in possession of a good podcast, must be in want of some content. With that in mind, today we discuss all the best adaptations of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice.

Sometimes life is all song and dance and sometimes it's.......not. Certified Theatre kids Allie and Sam prove that not all art is worthwhile this week as they discuss the worst musicals.

Are you ready to get glamorous? Are you ready to have your name splashed across the tabloids? Are you ready to claim you don't know her when you definitely do? This is the episode for you!

Do you hear the distant ding-a-ling of an ice cream truck? Are you instacart-ing your groceries but feel stuck on the frozen food page? Are you venturing back into the world and need tips on the best Cold Stone Creamery creation? Sam and Allie break down the best Ice Cream options for you. Don't get brain freeze, and be well!

Here's a link to all the resources we talk about in this episode: https://bit.ly/ImHorrifiedBLM Be Well.

Today, we find the Greatest Meme of All Time, or the GMOAT. Would that be pronounced like G-Moat or like Gamoat? Either way, we discover it here today.

It's time for the theatre nerds to jump out. Today we talk about adaptations of Shakespeare's canon, and why Jimmy Neutron may have done it best. Grab your complete works, admire the performance of Keanu Reeves, and Be Well!

Today we ask the pivotal question when faced with three choices? Who would you share a night of passion with? Who would you share your life with? And who would you remove from this earth? Otherwise known as a good old fashion game of Fuck, Marry, Kill.

Sometimes, you just need to get away. And when you can't, you can still talk about your most unrealistic vacation dreams. Enjoy our tropical dreams, and Be Well!

Welcome back! This week we break down which conspiracy theories we think might be legit! Did we land on the moon? What's in Area 51? You'll find nothing but conjecture here, so enjoy and Be Well.

In honor of Midnight Sun's triumph, we cover some of our favorite Young Adult Novels. Enjoy the nostalgia, and Be Well!