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Illogical Contraption: Nights After Dark
53 minutes | 19 days ago
Episode 165 - Forbidden Riffs
Zak Bagans' Haunted Guitar / Mr. Ed Backmasking / Burroughs And Page On Magick / Erik’s Rock N Roll Drum Tips / Sigil App / Vile Vortices / Weird Al On Ancient Astronauts / The Best Joke / And More!
49 minutes | a month ago
Episode 164 - Alien Love
It's an entire episode of ALIEN SEX CONFESSIONALS. Get answers to the burning alien sex questions you never dared to ask. Danger: HIGHLY erotic content. Consult a professional before use.
59 minutes | 2 months ago
Episode 163 - Cryptid Hit Or Shit
Shelby, Will, and I rate cryptids in a very special Valentine's Day episode! Hot Hit or Not Shit? You decide.
52 minutes | 3 months ago
Episode 162 - Ancient Aquanaut Theorists
Alex and I discuss underwater UFOs, fish gods, the alien origins of agriculture, and more!
58 minutes | 3 months ago
Episode 161 - Sixth Anniversary War Astrology Blowout
Charles and I use the planets to outline the coming Troubles. You won't forget this one, even though you might want to. You've been warned!
53 minutes | 4 months ago
Episode 160 - Grand Conjunction Of The Yacht Club Bad Boys
What’s Darker Than Night / Frozen Time Snake / The Grand Conjunction And Its Astrological Components / Living In 5D / The Seed Of The Golden Age / The Moon Is An Alien Spacecraft / Maiden Goes To Bollywood / Aurora Krystal Matrix Re-Encryption Of Elemental Body / Armageddon Software Of The False Father Negative Alien Religions / Yacht Club Roll Call / Metallica Goes To Punjab
45 minutes | 5 months ago
Episode 159 - Fare Thee Well, Nymph
This magical episode contains: Disappearing Monoliths, Siqq Mashups, Shakespearian Jibes, Church Way Paths, Spirit Road Necromancy, Alien Languages, Frodo Rock, Crowleyan Astrology, Age of Discord, Party Rockin the Apocalypse
51 minutes | 5 months ago
Episode 158 - Debunking Dinosaurs
Charles and I debunk dinosaurs, deal with it.
55 minutes | 6 months ago
Episode 157 - He-Man Has More Power Than Jesus
Featuring such classics as: A Three-Legged Dog in Bangladesh in a Hurricane / God Isn’t Master of the Universe / One or Several Unusually Large Wolves / TikTok Horse Mutilation Challenge / Bowie on Crowley / Page on Crowley / Hicks on Waco / Activating the Planetary Chakras
46 minutes | 7 months ago
Episode 156 - Road Man For The Lords Of Karma
Come along for reincarnation chat and more, with special appearances by The Dalai Lama, Hunter S. Thompson, Gen. George S. Patton, Bob Weir, the Dab Tsog, and the Fear Snake.
58 minutes | 7 months ago
Episode 155 - Strategic Astrology
Charles and I discuss strategic relocation and predictive astrology. Dark subjects. Fun times!
47 minutes | 8 months ago
Episode 154 - Top Shaman
Erik’s Travel Diaries / Alien Origins of the Coronavirus / Epstein-Maxwell Alien Sex Magick / Robert Trump Time Traveler / True Nature of God / Describin’ Shamans
59 minutes | 9 months ago
Episode 153 - Weather Wars
Charles and I talk about the psychological effects of masking, the weaponization of weather modification, hidden military tech, and the tsunami bomb. Much episode! So content. Wow.
46 minutes | 9 months ago
Episode 152 - Destroy The Beast Machine
Road Trip chat, Disney Pandemic chat, Beach Country chat, Ghislaine Reddit chat, Ascension Singularity chat, Order of Nine Angles chat, and so much more!
55 minutes | 10 months ago
Episode 151 - Twin Year
I ramble about the occult aspects of 2012, 2020, the virus, the protests, 9/11, porn stars smoking toad venom, the Christ Zone, New Orleans bounce, and the transmutation of hate into love. Come hang with me!
38 minutes | a year ago
Episode 150 - Smooth By Santana Ft Metatron
This episode features Santana, riot chat, the Goatman’s choice, Sammy Hagar’s tuff jams, meme describin, Shakespearian mysteries, and new conspiracy rap. And that’s a good thing.
56 minutes | a year ago
Episode 149 - Chipotle Is My Life
Charles and I discuss fast food additives, the psychology of reopening the economy, market chat, bad statistics, Masonic underpinnings of Flat Earth theory, and the cosmic origins of the coronavirus.
46 minutes | a year ago
Episode 148 - Modern Cryptids
Will and I discuss Puerto Rican Chupacabras, Texan Chupacabras, Zuckerberg hunting goats, fake pterodactyls, tulpas, Siren Head, Teddy Roosevelt’s Bigfoot story, and more!
58 minutes | a year ago
Episode 147 - Outlook Not So Good
Danzig Chat with Shelby and Al. Do you honestly have anything better to do?
59 minutes | a year ago
Episode 146 - Bat Museum
Charles and I talk about the coronavirus, and he explains some very unique theories. Will these theories hold up in a week? Maybe not! But who cares. We need to distract ourselves from our imminent deaths, right?
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