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The final episode of the podcast :((( Merika and Miles reflect on 3 years of the pod and what they did (and didn't) learn. Bye y'all!

If you are like Miles and you hate hearing about poop, skip to 6:07. Otherwise, get ready for a take-no-prisoners episode about bowel movements, smart bish water, and dressing your age.

Phones have taken over our lives and this week we are spilling the T...mobile! How much screen time is too much? Is a phone an indulgence or pure evil? Our eyes hurt!

This week we talk slutty X-Men, learning to read by reading Archie, and all that manga at Borders (RIP).

We answer all your oozing questions in a minisode that covers meditation, drug mules, and Big Bang (the theory AND the Kpop boyband).

This week we discuss saying yes to too much work, taking one for the team (sexually!), and saying no to gay peer pressure.

This week we actually have good advice?? We talk changing careers, taking drugs because your job is too hard, and what life is like at age 90. Spooky!

Mic check! This week we talk all things singing: from karaoke to belting in your Honda Civic. Plus, Merika reveals a secret she's been keeping from Miles since high school—and he is shook!

Merika is almost too horny to answer your questions this week! We sit down (because standing sucks!) to talk mirror selfies, werking from home, and bootcut jeans.

Goal guru and Miles' boyfriend (!) Andy joins us to set goals and spill tea. 2021, here we come!

Just in time for New Years, Merika and Miles talk Zoom weddings, Taylor Swift's prolific year, and getting in the moOoOod.

Ho ho ho! In this episode, Miles steals his mom's Christmas ornaments, and Merika rips her roommate's wish list to shreds.

Another light flow episode! We talk sexy student teachers, finding happiness every day, and Obama's baby obsession.

Merika returns for an episode about straightness, but also gayness, breast implants, centaurs, and hunter gatherers. Y'all ready for this?

Miles goes solo this week! Listen to him talk under a sheet by himself about Only Fans, Planet Fitness, and working from homo.

Our minisode become a maxi this week as we won't shut up about Taylor Swift, Planet Fitness, and Triscuits on a nipple.

We kind of answer listener questions but also talk Hayden Panettiere, micropenises, and sliding into DM's.

We're back from a short quarantine to talk honesty, but also the Real Housewives, Julia Child, and rimming! Is Merika Miles's hottest friend??

Not a real episode! We don't have anything recorded right now, but we didn't want to leave y'all hanging either.

The D.A.R.E. program lied to us!