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You remember that toxic ex that made you think they cared about you, promised commitment to you, then ghosted you only to show up way later wanting you back? Yeah, that’s Gibbs and Sha. Remember how you LET that toxic ex back into your life, despite KNOWING they were no good for you?  Yeah, that’s you pressing play on this episode. Anyhoo, come listen to your fave lads reminisce about the mishaps, misadventures, and miscommunications they experienced as they explored their kinks! Sha explains his fixation with candles. And murderous women. Gibbs tries her hand at being subtle and seductive (Spoiler alert: she does not succeed). Also, do you keep a list of people you’ve slept with? Asking for a friend >___>

A Friday upload?! Weird, right? Well, this is a weird episode from your fave lads. This one wasn't supposed to be published this week. Or at all, actually.  But they suffered through it so now we have to suffer through it too. Sha stops breathing in his sleep. Unfortunately, he starts breathing again.Gibbs decides to talk about bowel movements, for some odd reason. Bonus points if you don't dry heave during this episode.Health insurance? IN THIS ECONOMY? Lulz.Also, don't do drugs.

The lads discuss the power of friendship (lulz). Trigger warning: this episode is bookended by Sha telling stories about men who have small penises.Also, Gibbs finally met Sha's mom! And we learn that Gibbs' maid of honor is also her best maid.But maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.

So Sha got promoted and just won't shut up about it and Gibbs has the word "bestiality" in her google search history, for some odd reason. Sha makes a very bold statement towards the IRS. Gibbs' fiancé met Sha's ex. If you listen closely, you can hear the exact moment Gibbs' fourth glass of wine kicked in.And they wonder why they have trouble finding fulfilling employment.

The lads discuss the merits of incognito mode. Gibbs fails at No-Fap-November. Sha continues to just fail. Shia LaBeouf vs Emma Watson. Why? WHY NOT

WANTED: Discreet, dysfunctional pair of twenty-somethings seek open-minded audience for casual encounters and shenanigans. Gibbs is an engaged academic with a tenuous grip on her sanity. Her hobbies include wedding planning, whittling, weightlifting, and ranting. Sha is an unattached artist with a compromised moral compass. His hobbies include anything toxic you can think of. We are open to anyone over the age of 18 who won’t mind sharing us with their friends (and family, if that’s what you’re into). Flexibility is a plus (physically or ethically). Must be comfortable with: explicit language, hysteria, chest hair, arts and crafts, primates, cosplay and cross dressing. Sound like your type of party? Then don't be shy... we're only creepy sometimes.

Adulting is hard... that's why we don't do it! ^____^ Join your favorite lads as they try their hardest to ignore that they are now old af... also, do kids even say "af" anymore?Gibbs has a near nervous break over her career prospects.  Sha's psychologist has a crush on him.  Mondays, amirite?