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Kristin and Jen talk about their kids' new fibs and fabrications, and some of their own. Sometimes your dog really does eat your homework Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin and Jen discuss their fight to stay feminine-ish as they look toward the future. Jen’s grandma was a hot cookie into her 90’s. Praying for strong genes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank goodness our kids still feel comfortable talking to us and still actually talk to us. Even though sometimes it’s with a real crummy attitude. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jen and Kristin talk about the usual: dermatology, enemas, reality TV but also music festivals. Are we too old? (Spoiler: Hell, yes.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin and Jen break down the show “Love is Blind” and the psychology between all the players in a way that they are totally unqualified to do.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jen’s eyes have always been a bit of a dilemma and it looks like she’s passed that on to her daughter. Kristin needs readers and thinks it’s a conspiracy and can’t see the truth. “See” what we did there? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RAGE: We talk about it. The good, the bad, and the ugly guy in a truck. Some of it’s funny and some of it’s not-so funny. But don’t worry we are okay, plus we cast a spell of syphilis to the villains’ eyeballs. Trigger Warning: violence, domestic violence, road rage.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin and Jen get to go to the premiere of Jen’s Husband’s movie, Paint. It’s exciting and fun and nerve-wracking and 100x as hard when you’re a mom trying to get to any event. This one will require a cocktail (multiple) and a good friend! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we talk about how much our kids are becoming like us, and they’re not always picking up the things that we like about us. Our mothers’ revenge. Do as we SAY, not as we DO. Please? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin and Jen interview the Canadian queens of momming, Cat and Nat. These ladies are fun, funny, and honest about parenting. K&J have so much fun with these two they’re doing in-person cocktails next time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our first guest! Our first known mutual friend! Our first friend from our circle to be a mom! Yeah she’s funny, beautiful and fun, but she’s so much more as a mom and friend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's that time of year, birthdays and sleepovers. Kristin and Jen walk down memory lane and revisit A Nightmare on Elm Street and sleepover do's and don'ts. The ladies also share some fun news, a Dad who appreciates a Mom-bod, and the best part about VHS tapes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin and Jen don’t talk about what they meant to, but they do discuss their fun celebrity sightings. They also “recognize” some everyday people who did something incredible. From superstars to superheroes, J&K will embarrass themselves in front of literally anyone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jen and Kristin dish about a light-up hockey mask, sleep changes, and a dreamy Scotsman.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As kids age, they get better at bleeding you dry financially. We’re trying to teach them the value of a dollar. But with Kristin’s new haircut and new kitchen, we’re having trouble focusing, honestly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin and Jen discuss the strides badass women have made in professional circles, including Hollywood, what it means for us all, (and they also squeal about pretty dresses, after watching the Golden Globes.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How’s a mom supposed to make room for all these toys that won’t get played with, cost so much money, and then feel impossible to part with? J&K can only offer one real solution… resentment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever impulsively prank called your kids? Or dismembered a creepy doll? We might have… all in the name of good parenting! (HOT TAKE: it’s NOT good parenting.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are looking in our rear view mirror at 2022 and we are taking it all in, the good, the bad, and the auto tuned. Plus we celebrate a kickass Girl Scout. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Friendship is about who you would want in your dingy. Kristin and Jen talk friends, how to make ‘em and how to save them in order to survive. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.