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77 minutes | Aug 10, 2022
Strangers in a Strange Show – Legion: Chapter 20
Ben conducts a misguided experiment on Alexis that fails spectacularly. Turns out that it’s a bad idea to skip the first 19 episodes of a bewildering television show! Eventually, they give up and discuss Prey instead.
72 minutes | Aug 3, 2022
Strangers in a Strange Show - First Contact (Star Trek: TNG)
Alexis has Ben perform intergalactic espionage when a planet full of deeply unpleasant aliens gets invaded by space utopians. WARNING! This is the TV episode First Contact, not the movie of the same name.
77 minutes | Jul 27, 2022
Why Don’t You Like This? – Adaptation
Ben tries in vain to prove to Alexis that verbal twists and turns can be just as entertaining as CGI stunts. He fails. Then Ben writes a self-referential meta-summary of his failure as a metaphor for this movie.
74 minutes | Jul 20, 2022
Why Don’t You Like This? – Speed Racer
Alexis is enraged by Ben’s stubborn refusal to admit that this CGI extravaganza is the greatest film of all time. The Wachowski belief that corporate interference is a blight on all forms of art is psychoanalyzed thoroughly
76 minutes | Jul 13, 2022
Stanley Kubrick is My Opening Act – Doctor Sleep
Ben has Alexis observe director Mike Flanagan’s audacious use of an X-Men story arc to reconcile modern horror’s most popular author with the genius filmmaker who defiled/perfected The Shining.
73 minutes | Jul 6, 2022
Stanley Kubrick is My Opening Act – 2010: The Year We Make Contact
Alexis introduces Ben to an adaptation of a scifi novel that would have been an awesome Star Trek prequel. Except that it had the sheer, unmitigated gall to be a sequel Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey instead.
64 minutes | Jun 29, 2022
Run the Franchise (Star Trek vs. Hellraiser) – Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
Ben tortures Alexis (and himself) with an uninspired patchwork of inexplicably diabolical electronics, the trendiest murder bar on the lower east side, and employment-themed cenobites galore.
78 minutes | Jun 22, 2022
Run the Franchise (Star Trek vs. Hellraiser) – Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Alexis harasses Ben with Leonard Nimoy’s directorial debut! A film featuring a Klingon muppet dog, a stylish half-cape, and the most fascinating nightlife hotspot ever to appear in the Star Trek universe.
120 minutes | Jun 15, 2022
Terrible Movie Watch-Along – Tough Guys Don’t Dance
Oh god! Oh Man! Ben holds an ill-advised séance to summon the ghosts of Kiley Oram and Norman Mailer. They’ll subject Alexis to double flashbacks, toxic masculinity, and Dave Foley’s drag twin!
103 minutes | Jun 8, 2022
Terrible Movie Watch-Along – Roger Corman’s Fantastic Four
Alexis subjects Ben and special guest Kiley Oram to a misbegotten trove of shattered dreams used primarily to preserve intellectual property rights! Watch along with us and experience the magic of Mr. Film for yourself!
60 minutes | Jun 24, 2021
Season 1 Wrapup
Alexis and Ben celebrate the end of their first podcasting season the only way they know how! Via navel gazing, criticizing each others lifestyle, and laughing at their own jokes. Like friends do!
64 minutes | Jun 17, 2021
Don’t Judge Me, I Was a Kid, Okay? – Krull
Ben bores Alexis with a D&D session masquerading as movie. British actors will be identified, lackluster wizards will be appreciated, and we will ride a fire mare to a demon castle to use a switchblade starfish.
70 minutes | Jun 10, 2021
Don’t Judge Me, I Was a Kid, Okay? – Howard the Duck
Alexis helps Ben recall where the MCU began: In Cleveland, Ohio with an anthropomorphic duck. Competition for most realistic Cleveland moment is fierce and mallard sexuality scars us permanently.
51 minutes | Jun 3, 2021
Actors in TV We Love (William Shatner) – Fade In To Murder
Ben reveals to Alexis that there is a beautiful purity in poor acting choices. But how do you tell the difference between a bad actor acting poorly and a great actor perfectly pretending to act poorly? Is it the pauses? Maybe?
57 minutes | May 27, 2021
Actors in TV We Love (William Shatner) – The City on the Edge of Forever
Alexis shows Ben the time a cranky sci-fi author forced his deeply cynical morality onto Star Trek. Prepare yourself for lawsuits aplenty, space-PCP-benders, bad improv, and how to incorrectly guard Forever.
63 minutes | May 20, 2021
Run the Franchise (Star Trek vs. Hellraiser) – Hellbound: Hellraiser 2
Ben exposes Alexis to a sequel with some fantastic visuals and a mishmash of directionless plots. Learn proper occult interior design, practical maggot shaving techniques, and how to ululate the silliest noise of all time!
72 minutes | May 13, 2021
Run the Franchise (Star Trek vs. Hellraiser) – Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Alexis weaves Ben a magical tale of men who didn’t like Star Trek joining forces to save Star Trek! Brace for space-mind-control-ear-worms, Scotty’s V.D., and Ben’s hot take that Khan is bad at being a villain!
66 minutes | May 6, 2021
I’ve Only Heard of the Crappy Remake – Get Carter (1971)
Ben finally gets Alexis to watch a gangster film that feels like a documentary. Side characters will be discarded, Michael Caine will be pointlessly cruel, and we will all donate to the makemoremst3k.com kickstarter!
63 minutes | Apr 29, 2021
I’ve Only Heard of the Crappy Remake – Bedazzled (1967)
Alexis makes his triumphant return to teach Ben about British comedy duos, diabolical monkey’s paw wishes, explanations to H.R. and why the Almighty is quite unpleasant. Nuns will jump on trampolines to the delight of all.
70 minutes | Apr 22, 2021
Embedded in the Subculture – The Decline of Western Civilization
Ben takes special guest host Kiley Oram on the same emotional roller coaster he feels every time he watches this movie: Interest, excitement, enjoyment, annoyance, anger, depression. Time to jump in the pit and pogo dance!
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