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Hurtful Things

32 Episodes

66 minutes | Nov 5, 2015
32 - Comedy Motivational Speaking
Luke and Brendan talk about Kyle Cease, a former comedian who is now a bullshit transformative speaker. @hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy
26 minutes | Sep 16, 2015
31 - The Red Pill
Luke and Brendan discuss the Red Pill, a pick-up artist and Men's Rights Activist philosophy based on the Matrix. @hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy
55 minutes | Aug 27, 2015
30 - Jared from Subway
Luke and Brendan are back to make fun of child molester and Subway spokesman Jared Fogle. @hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy
55 minutes | Feb 2, 2015
29 - Cheating
Luke and Brendan welcome Pat Barker (@patbarkercomedy) back to the show. They discuss cheating -- the Patriots scandal, Chris Kyle lying, and other things. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)
63 minutes | Jan 5, 2015
28 - Robots Are Terrifying
Luke and Brendan discuss Luke's fear of robots and artificial intelligence. They talk self-driving cars, AI, and sex robots. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)
55 minutes | Dec 15, 2014
27 - Sony Hacks, Privacy
LLuke and Brendan talk about the Sony Pictures hacking scandal by the maybe North Koreans. This leads to a discussion on the Fappening and privacy in general. Luke fears his Facebook messages being read. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)
49 minutes | Dec 8, 2014
26 - Cops Are Wildin' Out
Luke and Brendan dicuss the Eric Garner choking and Grand Jury decision, but mostly how cops have been going nuts recently. Or, more accurately, have always been nuts but more people are now noticing it. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)
51 minutes | Dec 1, 2014
25 - Ferguson, Protesters, Activists
Luke and Brendan talk about the fallout from the Ferguson Grand Jury decision -- the protests, looting, and the reactions. They move on to people who try to shame you into taking up their causes. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)
69 minutes | Nov 24, 2014
24 - Cosby Defenders
Luke and Brendan discuss the people who insist on defending Bill Cosby amid the absurd amount of rape allegations he's getting. Brendan insists it's from GTD (goatee transmitted disease). (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)
47 minutes | Nov 10, 2014
23 - Terrible Eating Habits
Luke and Brendan had intended to talk about the Artie Lange twitter controversy but once again get derailed into a discussion about horrible food. Old punks and metal-as-fashion are also targeted. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)
55 minutes | Nov 3, 2014
22 - Catcalling
Luke and Brendan talk about the catcalling video that caused a lot of controversy last week. They talk about catcallers in general and talk to the worst catcaller in the world, Johnny Bag of Bananas. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)
46 minutes | Oct 27, 2014
21 - Brendan's Drunk, Honey Boo Boo Cancelled
Luke and Brendan set out to discuss Halloween, but get sidetracked by drunk Brendan. Brendan ate some deep fried pepperoni and relates a story about karate. They talk about Honey Boo Boo's cancellation. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)
63 minutes | Oct 20, 2014
20 - Internet Comment Sections
Luke and Brendan discuss internet comment sections and how the world would be a better place if you had to pass a test to post on them, plus how more tests should be introduced in life. Also, sandwiches. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)
63 minutes | Oct 13, 2014
19 - #GamerGate
Luke and Brendan discuss #GamerGate, a controvery in the gaming community concerning ethics in video game journalism and dudes being angry at some ladies. They say mean things about everyone involved. (@hurtfulthings / @brendankennedy / @lukegiordano)
62 minutes | Oct 6, 2014
18 - Blogger vs. Dave Chappelle
Luke and Brendan talk about an angry blogger's thoughts on a Dave Chappelle show, they update Average Middle Age Comic's status, and about how your feelings aren't the be-all end-all. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)
48 minutes | Sep 22, 2014
17 - The Internet Ruins Everything
Luke and Brendan discuss how the things that make the internet great are also make it terrible, about pig people that social media brought to justice, and Average Middle Aged Comic stops by. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)
62 minutes | Sep 15, 2014
16 - Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson, Horrible Men
Blake Wexler (@blakewexler) joins the show to discuss the recent violence of Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson, and other players. Then shitty violent dudes in general. Brendan orders a special pizza. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)
59 minutes | Sep 9, 2014
15 - Joan Rivers in "Hey Fatso!"
Luke and Brendan discuss Joan Rivers's death and the reaction that idiots had to it. They also talk about the lack of rights that dead people have, Abe Lincoln, JFK, War Machine, and weight loss. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)
59 minutes | Sep 2, 2014
14 - Apologize, Or Else
Luke and Brendan talk about apology culture and how strange it is to make someone apologize to you, especially if they don't mean it. Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes also gets covered somehow. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)
62 minutes | Aug 25, 2014
13 - The Unwavering Confidence of a Psychopath
Luke and Brendan start off talking about the new Fox syndicated stand-up comedy series, Laughs, that is using some shady business practices. They talk super-confident psychos and the lies they tell. (@hurtfulthings / @lukegiordano / @brendankennedy)
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