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How To Be a Person
79 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 169 - How To End a Podcast
In their last episode of How To Be a Person, Drucker and Dweck talk to their first-ever podcast guest (and their hilarious friend) Albertina Rizzo!
43 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 168 - How To Have Writer's Block
In their penultimate episode, Drucker and Dweck talk about how much it sucks to be a writer. Was this episode necessary? Definitely not. Was it just another way to procrastinate and avoid writing? Probably. Honestly, we just wanted to end on the number 169.
62 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 167 - Cirocco Dunlap - How To Get Over a Relationship That Wasn't a Relationship
Writer Cirocco Dunlap (The New Yorker, Man Seeking Woman) teaches us how to deal with the break up of a relationship that was never actually a relationship, how to talk about the Legend of Zelda in therapy, how to conquer your fear of spiders, and how to write a good children's book.
66 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 166 - Paul Myers - How To Write a Biography
Musician, author, and comedy nerd Paul Myers teaches us how to write a biography. Check out his new book, The Kids in the Hall: One Dumb Guy, available wherever books are sold!
44 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 165 - How To Reboot a Podcast
Another Drucker-Dweck solo ep!
50 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 164 - Nate Fernald - How To Build a House
Comedian and writer Nate Fernald (Late Late Show) teaches us how to build a house and many other things. Also, Drucker goes missing and mysteriously resurfaces in the middle of the podcast. It's a crazy one.
36 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 163 - Lane Moore - How to Be Alone / How to Reach Out
Comedian, author, and musician Lane Moore talks about her new book "How To Be Alone," which you should buy! We also talk about reaching out to people, talking to weird people on Tinder, dealing with families, and living our dream lives while constantly feeling bad about it. It's a fun episode! For real, listen. Do it now!
27 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 162 - How To Lose An Emmy/Who Wrote Clifford Part 1
The title says it all. Enjoy!
57 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 161 - Louis Virtel - How To Get On A Game Show
The hilarious Louis Virtel ("Billy On the Street", "Keep It!") teaches us how to win money on a game show, how to love the movie "Clue," how to be an entertainment journalist, how to appreciate Iowa, how to write for Billy Eichner, how to do a spot-on Tim Gunn impression, and how to know every underappreciated older actress.
50 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 160 - Chase Mitchell - How To Have a Great Halloween Costume
Comedy writer Chase Mitchell (The Tonight Show) teaches us the secret to a clever Halloween costume and how to deal with the death of MoviePass.
29 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 159 - How To Flip
In this solo ep, Dweck and Drucker talk about the crazy political news this week.
81 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 158 - Anna Drezen - How To Stay at a Hotel
Anna Drezen (SNL, Reductress) teaches us how to make the most of a hotel stay, how to fall in love with a train conductor, how to stalk someone online, how to get hired at SNL, and how to appreciate celebrity feet.
26 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 157 - How To Get Irrationally Mad
In this solo ep, Drucker and Dweck talk about customer service rep rage, nerds, democratic socialism, Taxi TV's Sandy Kenyon, and other very cool and fun topics.
50 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 156 - Nicole Silverberg - How To Kill Flies
Comedy writer Nicole Silverberg (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Reductress) teaches us how to kill giant swaths of flies, how to deal with trolls, how to go to a 'happening,' and how to appreciate a Reductress headline.
33 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 155 - How To Like Video Games
In this solo episode, Drucker tries to figure out what video games Dweck might be into and fails miserably!
56 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 154 - Matt Goldich - How To Drink Coffee
Comedian and writer Matt Goldich (Late Night with Seth Meyers) teaches us how to drink a billion cups of coffee a day without going insane, how to write monologue jokes, and how to be normal.
48 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 153 - Dan St. Germain - How To Go On A Silent Retreat
Comedian and writer Dan St. Germain teaches us how to meditate silently in the woods, how to enjoy late-career John Travolta, how to pitch a Die Hard movie, how to ice skate in the summer, and how to just barely keep it together. We had a bit of an audio failure on this one, so apologies for the poor sound quality. We sound like we're at the bottom of the ocean, which is honestly where we'd like to be right now.
45 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 152 - How To Finally Read Your Mail
It's another solo episode! Drucker and Dweck go through some listener emails and talk about depression, The Rock, and bad roommates.
67 minutes | 2 years ago
Episode 151 - Cullen Crawford - How To Survive An Apocalypse
Comedy writer Cullen Crawford (Colbert, The Onion, ClickHole) teaches us how to survive in the woods, how to really enjoy New Orleans, how to work in a haunted abandoned hospital, how to write the perfect Your Mom joke, how to manage anxiety, and how to nail a job interview by drinking beer and doing push-ups.
37 minutes | 3 years ago
Episode 150 - Sean Crespo - How To Forget Your First Language
Comedian Sean Crespo (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee) teaches us how to forget your first language, injure your legs, audition for an Adam Sandler movie, how to stay in touch with friends, how to go to acting school, and grow up in the back of a diner. Also, what's up with Roseanne? As usual, if you like our little podcast, please tell your friends and subscribe online. Also donate to our Patreon at Patreon dot com / how to be a person. Thank you! We mean it. Thank you!
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