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How Are We Still Married?!
30 minutes | May 12, 2021
Episode 16: Moving Mayhem Part 1
Chasing a dog through 4 lanes of traffic, smoldering bikes, an AWOL cat stuffed in a mattress, and other moving nightmares. Why didn’t Beth and Ted pack it up after this much trouble?!! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)
29 minutes | Apr 30, 2021
Episode 15: Diet Disasters and Hillbilly Go-Carts
Beth and Ted discuss their latest failing attempt to lose weight, a not-so-kind podcast critic, another move -- this time to Tennessee, home shopping network hi-jinks and a hillbilly go-cart run-in. Ye Haw!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)
27 minutes | Apr 15, 2021
Episode 14: Smoking Ghosts and a Move to Nothing
Beth and Ted discuss a ghostly bedroom visit, and an apparition with a nicotine habit. Plus a 2000 mile move to Hollywood for a job that didn’t materialize leads to some intense marital turmoil. Oh my!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)
26 minutes | Apr 1, 2021
Episode 13: Annoying Habits and Bad-Mannered Puppets
Beth and Ted delve into each other’s cringe-worth habits. Plus, a puppet to the privates, psycho employees and dueling egos. Another day in paradise!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)
29 minutes | Mar 17, 2021
Episode 12: Acting Up and Acting Out!
Opening a children's acting school, Dousing unsuspecting kids with a fire extinguisher, bugs for breakfast and behind the scenes career battles. A masterclass for spouses on how NOT to work together!!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)
25 minutes | Mar 10, 2021
Episode 11: Special Edition: Sardine-gate!!
Beth and Ted investigate new information about the infamous 'sardines on the car engine' wedding incident (discussed in Episode 1). Digging for the truth about the fishy situation, they grill their friend Dan -- but was he an eyewitness or an accomplice?!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)
29 minutes | Mar 4, 2021
Episode 10: Cops and Donald Duck, and Big Trouble in Pasadena, TX
Some uncomfortable moments with a guy in a duck suit, trouble brewing on the home-front, and Ted’s infamous comedy misfire in the city of Pasadena, Texas that got him banned and fired. Oh my!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)
30 minutes | Feb 24, 2021
Episode 9: Psycho Neighbors and Fire Ant Attacks!
Moving across the street from psychopathic hillbillies. Ted’s neighborly visit with a sleazy centerfold model. Beth and Ted’s attempted weekend getaway. Another long-distance move, and what not to do with ferocious Texas fire-ants. The hits just keep on coming!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)
32 minutes | Feb 17, 2021
Episode 8: Crazy Accents and Barfing Cats
Beth and Ted laugh about the wide-ranging accents they’ve picked-up around the country. Plus, their baby doing a nosedive out of the crib, a hairdryer versus candle incident and a vomiting feline live on the air. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)
28 minutes | Feb 10, 2021
Episode 7: Chipmunk In The Living Room And Laundry On The Curb
New baby, new jobs, new city. A chipmunk-chaser hurtling through the living room, a cross-country move that had to be un-done, an overheated elephant, and Beth's city-wide broadcast about Ted's laundry mishap. The insanity grows!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)
24 minutes | Feb 4, 2021
Episode 6: There's A Mother-In-Law On Your Couch!!
Beth and Ted laugh about their high maintenance baby, another new city and Beth’s mother sleeping on the sofa… for five months! A broken Hollywood promise, a motor attached to the baby crib and a bald mullet hairstyle – more marriage-straining hilarity continues. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)
28 minutes | Jan 27, 2021
Episode 5: A Narcissistic Doctor's Plunger, a Cheezy Radio DJ and a Baby!
A bad luck song sets the stage for the craziness to come! A plea at New York City night court, a move from LA to LA (Lower Alabama), ridiculous jobs at small-town radio stations, a harrowing birth with a narcissistic doctor and his plunger. Beth and Ted’s hits just keep on coming! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)
36 minutes | Jan 20, 2021
Episode 4: House Husband, Hollywood and a Cat Named 'Beef'
More tales of anything but marital bliss. Ted becomes a Kelly Girl while Beth is a short-lived Cleveland star. A jobless move to Hollywood that involves a flimsy house made of paper, an office behind the Price Is Right ‘Wheel’, selling towels to Arsenio Hall’s mom, and a cat named ‘Beef’. If this doesn’t do them in, nothing will!!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)
36 minutes | Jan 13, 2021
Episode 3: A Ghost, A Butterknife and the Mafia
Disembodied spirits in their Baltimore townhouse? A phony job offer from a kid in his basement? A radio station run by organized crime? Beth and Ted's crazy marital trek continues!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HowAreWeStillMarried)
32 minutes | Jan 3, 2021
Episode 2: From Metropolis to Demopolis???
Beth and Ted’s epic adventure continues. From sneaking onto the New York NBC TV network sets to take kissing photos, to moving to rural Demopolis, Alabama and running a low-power TV station (and getting fired and suing the owners) all in the first year of marriage! The relationship should have been pushed to the breaking point, If the situations hadn’t been so insane and hilarious!
36 minutes | Dec 29, 2020
Episode 1: The Wild Ride Begins!
How Beth and Ted came to be. How we met as rival interns at the CNN New York Bureau, to our crazy wedding in Alabama (car engine sardines are involved) and our unbelievable escapades back in the Big Apple that set the stage for what's to come!
1 minutes | Dec 28, 2020
'How Are We Still Married?' Promo
What's this show all about? A whirlwind preview of this fun, funny irreverent podcast with husband and wife team Beth Albright and Ted Ishler.
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