80 minutes | Sep 24th 2020

Episode 527 – Anthropomorphic Turd

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Factoid of the Week:
Someone who weighs 150 pounds on Earth would — if it were possible to stand on Jupiter — weigh a whopping 354 pounds on the enormous gas giant. Larger masses have greater gravity.

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Words of Wisdom:
To practice five things under all circumstances constitutes perfect virtue; these five are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness.” – Confucius