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Hooters Jrs: The Durgan McFlurgStang Story
22 minutes | Jun 9, 2021
Season 2 Episode 6: Time Lies/Crime Whines
Host figures out what it means to host a podcast. But sometimes, Host Lies. https://www.patreon.com/HootersJrs
13 minutes | Jun 7, 2021
Season 2 Episode 5: The Only Thing We Have 2 Fear Is Planning & The Fear Created By Brain Worm Man Mr. Toxic Musk. That's A Threat.
Things are back to normal. Host gonna host, Durgan gonna Durg and there are absolutely no problems. Everything's fine and this is just a normal weekly episode like all of the previous weekly episodes. Everything's fine now.
15 minutes | Apr 15, 2021
Season 2 Episode 4: Anarch—Nevermind WOKE HITLER?
George Soros gets woked by a supreme good good you know what I'm talking about. Where wait what the cooks? Sure thing. Click here for a free observation of your capital! You're a landlord now? How does that feel? Bet on it.
13 minutes | Mar 9, 2021
Season 2 Episode 3: Judge Benny Not For His Wet Cave
Host goes on Trial. Turgid County? State? Paul Manafort Vs. Host. Surprise Surplus becomes best piece of informative literature. Who's a little Viscous? Yea, you're a little Viscous. Life is THE highway and we're gonna ride it. Violence Violence Violence. Is it okay to joke about the Ukraine? Is it less okay that Paul's not in prison? Justified. Click now for free car tutorial on seat belts!
12 minutes | Feb 28, 2021
Season 2 Episode 2: Peter Kropotkin's Wet Dream. Totally Malarkous. Also — Justified. The TV Show.
Host finds out what it means to get in water and keeps a look out for Marxist ass weapons companies. You leave a 5 star written review. Last Summa? THIS Summa — Arizona IS Nevada. Rudders made Vice Magazine. Host gets questioned about why they would name a podcast Hooters Jrs. BUT. It. Was. Justified.
16 minutes | Feb 20, 2021
Season 2 Episode 1: Revival
Supreme Ruler Blow Jiden of the Leftists gets more than he bargained for when he bargains. Host meets Lockhead Martin and works on finding a way to save Capitalism. Durgan McFlurgStang dies?
11 minutes | Oct 13, 2020
Episode 8: Ravioli Ravioli Property Is Theftioli
Sorry. No more amfs. Every once in an hour daily, I jus need a regular DARK. OR CLEAR. gimme gimme
5 minutes | Oct 1, 2020
Episode 7: (U.N.)Conditions
LITERALLY ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS - https://www.patreon.com/Bagstove (IS THIS REAL? - HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT MONEY. DEFINITELY NOT ART.) https://hootersjrs.podbean.com/
35 minutes | Aug 3, 2020
Episode 6: No Need 4 Sour Eyez Now Mr.Thick-Thigh-Highs FOUR True Crimez Lie In #REALLIES Pre-Pre-Season Finalize
Host gets self-explanatory. You end up giving us a 5 star review. Elon Musk's Colon gets a 6 year cleaning. Australians get murdered. But also? SPOILERS!!! https://hootersjrs.podbean.com/ August 3rd, 2020 Sad Picture Productions
19 minutes | Jul 23, 2020
Episode 5: Back On Track... Train Tracks...
Host gives us dat OLD TESTAMENT (thunder cracking). We remember the Scrapts from Episode 4 (THE PTSDAST) and work out multiple key changes with THE mur. Viscous, Carol MgGarol, Your Mom, and Derek's tax guy will be home tomorrow between 8 AM and 5:30 PM. Your home mather trafficer. Have a great tucker Sunday. http://marinesciencetoday.com/2017/02/14/lobsters-a-love-story/ https://hootersjrs.podbean.com/
16 minutes | Jul 15, 2020
Episode 4: Your Dad's A Fucking Scum Daniel
Host gets worrisome. No need worry, will be in restraints soon. Music by Bam Sharker, not Slint https://bamsharker.bandcamp.com/ and me? yea, I am me. https://hootersjrs.podbean.com/
28 minutes | Jun 24, 2020
Episode 3: Frostbitten
Sorry Ms McFlurgStang, I'm pulling out my closet and getting my Jazzhole on. They call him "Kid Cooker", but I don't trust it. How many life insurance policies can we get on you? Hear from Barbara Bush on "what it's like now" and come get empathized in - BATHROOM SCHOOL. Stop listening to New Zealand. Now. From Sad Picture Productions June 24th, 2020
18 minutes | Jun 17, 2020
Episode 2: Turgid City Limits
Who took Durgan McFlurgStang? Did get tooken? Take me back? How many free-use sounds can we throw into one "podcast"? Wait didn't he say he was born on the river? Is that sound of a car starting in the background literally the last time my car started? Does a .38 actually motivate? Why would one person spend so much time making this "podcast"?
18 minutes | May 28, 2020
Episode 1: Radio Frequencies
Who was Durgan McFlurgStang? Can you tell? Why are there so many buildings coming out at night? Host - Host explains how to boil pasta past regulation temperatures. From Sad Picture Productions May 28, 2020
2 minutes | May 24, 2020
Season 1 Trailer
"Only the cooks are kids!" — Real Truth is a Crime.
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