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Colby and Amir have an intellectual conversation about the minds of young men and how to guide them to Success in their lives. --- Subscribe to our Patreon to watch exclusive video of this episode + Extra weekly episodes. https://patreon.com/hbsl Check us out on social media Instagram Twitter Tik Tok Follow the hosts on twitter for stupid bullshit Colby — Amir Rate & Review in Apple Podcasts! It'll rule → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your young male friends!

Maggie Crane (Stand Up, Comedy, Live!!!) joins us to talk about how the pandemic has affected her career as an Ice Dancer, her tumultuous divorce with her former partner, and how she's moving on with her new love: Mr. Lin Manuel Miranda. Colby's incredible Financial Wellness Journey continues and we're learning a lot about his new mentality and how he sees the world. Amir is getting dangerously close to his girlfriend Courtney Love. --- Subscribe to our Patreon to watch exclusive video of this episode + Extra weekly episodes. https://patreon.com/hbsl Check us out on social media Instagram Twitter Tik Tok Follow the hosts on twitter for stupid bullshit Colby — Amir Rate & Review in Apple Podcasts! It'll rule → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your divorced friends!

Meaghan Strickland is on the show! We talk all about her little experiments and the interesting way she approaches life through science.  We play a round of The Savage Detectives --- Subscribe to our Patreon to watch exclusive video of this episode + Extra weekly episodes. https://patreon.com/hbsl Check us out on social media Instagram Twitter Tik Tok Follow the hosts on twitter for stupid bullshit Colby — Amir Rate & Review in Apple Podcasts! It'll rule → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your smart friends!

The boys of JustAnd are back! Justin Kosisky and Andy Vega join us to talk about their relationship with each other! We learn about Andy's ideal form and how Justin is dealing with it as his teacher, the fun game of "chase" they play, and their childhood trauma! We play a game of Over/Under --- Subscribe to our Patreon to watch exclusive video of this episode + Extra weekly episodes. https://patreon.com/hbsl Check us out on social media Instagram Twitter Tik Tok Follow the hosts on twitter for stupid bullshit Colby — Amir Rate & Review in Apple Podcasts! It'll rule → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your alpha friends!

It's true! Ross Snow (TikTok, CollegeHumor, sketch comedy) joins Colby and Amir to talk about what it's like living in the 1% financially and on OnlyFans. We discover Ross has been dating someone that brings great pain to Amir! We play a classic round of Over/Under  --- Subscribe to our Patreon to watch exclusive video of this episode + Extra weekly episodes. https://patreon.com/hbsl Check us out on social media Instagram Twitter Tik Tok Follow the hosts on twitter for stupid bullshit Colby — Amir Rate & Review in Apple Podcasts! It'll rule → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your messy friends!

UNLOCKED EPISODE FROM PATREON! To get a little taste of how the show is on the Patreon feed here's a free episode for you! If you like what you hear and would like to join the Patreon, visit: www.patreon.com/hbsl ----- Colby and Amir make a OKCupid account for the show! Do you think people will freaking match with us? Could this be our ultimate advertising tool? -- Subscribe to our Patreon to watch exclusive video of this episode + Extra weekly episodes. https://patreon.com/hbsl Check us out on social media Instagram Twitter Tik Tok Follow the hosts on twitter for stupid bullshit Colby — Amir Rate & Review in Apple Podcasts! It'll rule → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your messy friends!

Geoff Garlock (108.9 The Hawk, The Cannon Canon, Orchid, Low Estate, Panthers, SO MANY good freakin' things) joins us to talk about his many lovers in many states. He gives us a great tip about diners too! This guy is an absolute freak for travel, living on the road, and running for "Comptroller" of the USA. We play a new game, let's see if you listeners play along! Check out Colby and Amir on their appearance on Geoffs podcast with Jason Gore The Hawk -- Subscribe to our Patreon to watch exclusive video of this episode + Extra weekly episodes. https://patreon.com/hbsl Check us out on social media Instagram Twitter Tik Tok Follow the hosts on twitter for stupid bullshit Colby — Amir Rate & Review in Apple Podcasts! It'll rule → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your troll friends!

Comedian/Actor DONALD CHANG (Squid Game, Asian AF, High Maintenance) joins us to talk about how bodies are so nasty! We also talk about normalizing being an uncle, his REAL name, and his hatred of trophies. Colby starts off the episode with a new game. Oh yeah, and this mf'ers sound is so bad this week it sounds like it was recorded over a fax machine. -- Subscribe to our Patreon to watch exclusive video of this episode + Extra weekly episodes. https://patreon.com/hbsl Check us out on social media Instagram Twitter Tik Tok Follow the hosts on twitter for stupid bullshit Colby — Amir Rate & Review in Apple Podcasts! It'll rule → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your uncle friends!

Musician Erin Harland joins us this week to talk about her relationship with Mr. New York himself: Billy Joel. We learn all about their twisted romance and let's just say, "someone's wearing a diaper and it ain't Erin." Then we play a couple rounds of Hot or Not! Check out Erin's new EP "As Long As We Make It" on Spotify -- Subscribe to our Patreon to watch exclusive video of this episode + Extra weekly episodes. https://patreon.com/hbsl Check us out on social media Instagram Twitter Tik Tok Follow the hosts on twitter for stupid bullshit Colby — Amir Rate & Review in Apple Podcasts! It'll rule → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your banana peanutbutter friends!

Jeremy Levick and Rajat Suresh (Office Hours, Twitter, Funny Shit) join us to talk about their professions as body guards, what sex means to them, and then Jeremy epically dehumanizes Amir in a really twisted way. Hey, head's up - these fella's get raunchy in it. -- SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON TO WATCH VIDEO OF THIS EPISODE! https://patreon.com/hbsl | PATREON We're also on social media! Instagram Twitter Follow us on Twitter for more HBSL and other bullshit! Colby — Amir → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your MEAN friends! Rate & Review! It'll rule. Oh and SUB TO OUR PATREON

Kevin Bauer (1,000,000 podcasts) joins us to talk about his life as a textbook simp, where he gets his social cues from, and what his favorite way to surprise someone is! We bring back The Savage Detectives, play along sickos. -- SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON TO WATCH VIDEO OF THIS EPISODE! https://patreon.com/hbsl | PATREON We're also on social media! Instagram Twitter Follow us on Twitter for more HBSL and other bullshit! Colby — Amir → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your murderous friends! Rate & Review! It'll rule. Oh and SUB TO OUR PATREON

Betsy Helmer (TV, Commercials, Comedy!) joins us to talk about her forbidden romance - a modern Romeo and Juliet situation, what she looks for in a person, and how she wants to die. Here's her contact form, contact her, but not in a creepy way. -- SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON TO WATCH VIDEO OF THIS EPISODE! https://patreon.com/hbsl | PATREON We're also on social media! Instagram Twitter Follow us on Twitter for more HBSL and other bullshit! Colby — Amir → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your negative friends! Rate & Review! It'll rule. Oh and SUB TO OUR PATREON

Nathan Yaffe (Drawfee, Twitch, CollegeHumor) joins Colby and Amir to talk about how this very show impacted his dating life, his genius wife and we go over his worst fucking nightmare. Plus! A Love Letter from a man on the run (Trevor Lyon) -- SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON TO WATCH VIDEO OF THIS EPISODE! https://patreon.com/hbsl | PATREON We're also on social media! Instagram Twitter Follow us on Twitter for more HBSL and other bullshit! Colby — Amir → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your married friends! Rate & Review! It'll rule. Oh and SUB TO OUR PATREON

Valentine's Day is the most romantic time of the year and Amir has been down in the dumps lately, so, his best bud Colby signs him up for speed dating. Featuring: Danny Lempert, Florence Friebe, Carolyn Egan, and Jenny Arimoto -- SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON AND SUPPORT US MAKING THIS SHOW! https://patreon.com/hbsl | PATREON We're also on social media! Instagram Twitter Follow us on Twitter for more HBSL and other bullshit! Colby — Amir → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your lovely friends! Rate & Review! It'll rule. Oh and SUB TO OUR PATREON

Colby and Amir (this show) are starting a Patreon! People all over the world have been clamoring for more content from us (no they haven't) and we are going to deliver it! (poorly) The Ad Execs wants us to stay off of it because we're going to get too powerful. Well, suck our nuts. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON AND SUPPORT US MAKING THIS SHOW! https://patreon.com/hbsl | PATREON We're also on social media! Instagram Twitter Follow us on Twitter for more HBSL and other bullshit! Colby — Amir → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your rich friends! Rate & Review! It'll rule. Oh and SUB TO OUR PATREON

Willie Muse (Youtube, Drawfee, CollegeHumor) joins Colby and Amir to talk about the ultimate form of vulnerability: Safety. He lets us know about his ex of 3-years, why nudity is necessary, and a lot about the dog that is humping throughout the episode. We also lay the groundwork for the Podcasters Bill of Rights. Amir is trying to love Sydney Sweeney and Colby went to a paint and pour. THIS EPISODE WILL BE OUT ON VIDEO FOR PATREON, KEEP AN EYE ON SOCIAL MEDIA FOR RELEASE DATE. -- We're on social media, follow us, you FREAKS! Instagram Twitter Follow us on Twitter for more HBSL and other bullshit! Colby — Amir → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your fat, ugly, bald friends! Rate & Review! It'll rule.

Georgie Aldaco (Miracle Workers, The Onion) joins Colby and Amir to talk about fitness and working out, crimes she's committed, and she opens up about her relationship with painter Bob Ross. Colby gets into pet-play, and Amir starts making progress in his depression. We play a game of Over/Under -- We're on social media, follow us, you FREAKS! Instagram Twitter Follow us on Twitter for more HBSL and other bullshit! Colby — Amir → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your friends that have Hilton residencies! Rate & Review! It'll rule.

Lily Du (Dimension 20, CollegeHumor, Comedy) joins Colby and Amir to talk about her prolific life as an artist that uses her body as her medium, her love of widowers, and that time she woke up in a Damien Hirst exhibit. Colby hung out with Ye and Julia Fox & Amir is still lost in this world. --- We're on social media, follow us, you FREAKS! Instagram Twitter Follow us on Twitter for more HBSL and other bullshit! Colby — Amir → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your artistic friends! Rate & Review! It'll rule.

Whitley Watson (Comedy, Art, ClubVideo) introduces Colby and Amir to her love for cryptids. She discusses her ex's cultures and customs and why it's dangerous to get bit by a Dolphin Vampire. Plus we get an appearance by the Jersey Devil and Slender Man himself! + a classic game of Hot or Not + Colby went on a date and Amir is still lost in this world without Rainbow Skittles. - We're on social media, follow us, you FREAKS! Instagram Twitter Follow us on Twitter for more HBSL and other bullshit! Colby — Amir → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your friends that date animals!

Zach Cherry (Severance, Shang-Chi, Spider-Man Homecoming, Succession) joins Colby and Amir to update them on his marriage, his famous "Oak Milk" tweet, and we discover a new drink that Zach hasn't yet dared to try. + 3 moving messages from people who have been touched and affected by the Oak Milk tweet. (Brady O'Callahan [comedian, fashion cowboy extraordinaire], Kiki O'Keeffe [writer, astrology icon], Tao Yang [comedian, CollegeHumor) - We're on social media, follow us, you FREAKS! Instagram Twitter Follow us on Twitter for more HBSL and other bullshit! Colby — Amir → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your friends going through a divorce!