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Pat returns as the King of Hypothetical Questions and Hunter searches for a go-to Fun Fact. Brought to you by this week's new sponsor "Pat's cousin Jay's Light Show Glove Boot Camp".  

Hunter recaps the greatest day of his life, Pat gets into it with Gen Z, and the guys break down acceptable Christmas decorations. Brought to you by this week's sponsor, The Bernie Sanders Sex Tape. 

Pat rips apart the Fashion Industry on behalf of the 99% and Hunter revisits an old topic with a well-thought-out update. All brought to you by a new sponsor "Buying houseplants to appear more interesting". 

Hunter apologizes for Big Whoopsie 2019, Pat relives a life changing Apple Store experience, and the guys introduce their big plan for a New World Order.

Pat debuts a slick new Tongue Twister, Hunter exposes the world to a highly guarded secret, and the guys play a rousing game of Reality Show Intros. Brought to you this week by a brand new sponsor, The First Inaugural Des Moines Paella Cook-off.

Pat attempts to nail down Hunter's personality with a cheese analogy and Hunter runs Pat through the Homeroom Fall Trends Breakdown. All brought to you by this week's sponsor NFL Friend Zone.

Pat returns as the King of Hypothetical Questions and Hunter searches for a go-to Fun Fact. Brought to you by this week's new sponsor "Pat's cousin Jay's Light Show Glove Boot Camp".

Hunter relives a recent lifechanging event, Pat ROASTS Joe Rogan and the music industry, and the guys show how easy it is to create jingles. Brought to you by this week's sponsor The Highway Orphanage for Recently Abandoned Highways.

Pat uncovers another groundbreaking conspiracy, Hunter presents an ice cold take on the Dogs vs Cats debate, and the guys compete in the first ever Homeroom After Dark Freestyle Battle. Brought to you by their newest sponsor, Abercrombie and Fitch's "Christian Youth-Group Leader" collection. 

Pat and Hunter detail their plans to raid Area 51, Hunter remembers his world-changing invention that never was, and the guys welcome their newest sponsor Time Magazine's 100 Least Influential People of 2019. 

Pat unveils a revolutionary new restaurant idea, Hunter recounts his harrowing visit to the dentist, and the guys welcome a new sponsor Jerry the Travelling Shaman's 2-for-1 Vaccine Removal.  

Pat and Hunter show off their FANCY new soundboard, Pat realizes what an amazing butler he would be, and their newest sponsor The Scholastic Book Fair has a very special announcement.

Pat and Hunter discuss Pat's deep affection for macho men, Hunter dispels some of his most controversial beliefs, and they welcome their newest sponsor Cap'n Crunch Oops! All Human Fingers.

Pat and Hunter debate the effectiveness of a drop kick, Hunter relives his glory days as an elite Clarinetist, and the guys welcome their new sponsor The Dingeman Elementary School Turkey Trot Foundation's Bake Sale for Cindy Kim's Hamster Who Needs ACL Surgery 

Pat and Hunter resurrect a dead meme with the help of Elon Musk, have a life changing experience in an In-N-Out, and welcome their new sponsor Humongous Sundresses For Mom's To Wear At The Beach.