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111 minutes | Mar 19, 2019
BONUS EPISODE: The Deck of Stories
On today's episode, we follow the adventures of Boink and Doink, the dynamic duo. A wealthy businessman has hired their services to carry out a task in a nearby village. Aside from a rooftop rumble and tap-dancing (wait, this is starting to sound like a musical) our adventurers kinda know what they are doing! Mystery, intrigue, murder and a Volcano??! Let's find out what happens!
89 minutes | Jan 16, 2019
S1 Ep. 19. Season Finale! Return to Blue Squid Village - Pt. 2
Season 1 is at an end! It has led up to this! Johnny, Turk and Varak fight for their lives as Blue Squid Village is still under attack. The Guardians are faced with the Guardian Hunters and the Royal Inquisitor makes a move. A shadowy figure reveals a secret. Will the Guardians win, or will they lose? What is going to happen next?
5 minutes | Dec 20, 2018
2019 Update. What's Happening?!
Hey everyone! The year is ending and 2019 is creeping in! Here is a quick update on what is going on and what is to come! See you in 2019!
19 minutes | Nov 28, 2018
BONUS EPISODE: When Recording a Podcast Goes Wrong
We have something special for you today Homebrewers! You always get to hear the polished and edited side of the podcast that we upload for your listening pleasure, but what about all the stuff we edit out? What about when there is a technical difficulty? We record remotely, and this is from a recording session we did recently where Varak had connection issues. That's when the conversation got....weird. What is RTC?
43 minutes | Nov 21, 2018
S1 Ep. 18. Return to Blue Squid Village - Pt.1
In this episode, our Guardians discover that something has gone terribly wrong. There is a shift in power and the Realm is in trouble. This time they go face to face with what is out to kill them. It's about to get real...
11 minutes | Nov 16, 2018
The Tale of Turk
In todays episode, we get a look into Turk's life. What happened to Turk to bring her to where she is today? Where did she come from? Listen as our Half-Elf tells the tale of her past.
29 minutes | Oct 24, 2018
The Ballad of Johnny Bronze - A Prelude
In this special emotional episode, Johnny Bronze tells us in his own words how he became the Dragonborn he is today. He spills the details of the events of his life leading up to the day he became a Guardian. What really happened to Johnny before Episode 1? Let's find out...
57 minutes | Oct 10, 2018
S1 Ep. 17. Plague of the Forest Kingdom - Finale Pt.2
This is it! The final episode of the Plague of the Forest Kingdom Arc! Johnny, Turk, Varak, Kaji and Ralin come face to face with....a Horse? That is one evil horse! Will they actually be able to stop the Cultists and bring restoration back to Cormyr? Let's find out!
60 minutes | Sep 26, 2018
S1 Ep. 16. Plague of the Forest Kingdom - Finale Pt.1
In this episode, our Guardians get to the "root" of the problem. Varak stumbles upon a most peculiar liquid. Has the cure been found?! Turk proves she's a sure shot with her Long-bow and Johnny stares down 30 men. Is this the end?!
50 minutes | Sep 11, 2018
S1 Ep. 15. Plague of the Forest Kingdom - Part 6
In this episode, our Guardians continue to fight the source of the plague. Johnny has to make some tough decisions, Turk is full of one-liners and Varak makes an important discovery! Why are the Lizardfolk involved? How do they stop this from spreading? Why are there so many questions?
54 minutes | Aug 29, 2018
S1 Ep. 14. Plague of the Forest Kingdom - Part 5
Turk, Varak and Johnny step through a portal and find themselves in an awkward situation. Is there a reason everyone always wears hoods? And why is everybody pointing at each-other? Our Guardians keep getting one step closer to what is happening in the Kingdom of Cormyr!
70 minutes | Aug 1, 2018
S1 Ep. 13. Plague of the Forest Kingdom - Part 4
In this episode, our Guardians find the Fire Knives hideout and get separated. Varak is a little tied up, Johnny is drunk and wears a disguise and Turk wanders around. Oh wait, did you hear that noise?....
65 minutes | Jul 18, 2018
S1 Ep. 12. Plague of the Forest Kingdom - Part 3
Our Guardians find out who the Sheriff of Eveningstar is, get accused of looting and take a hike through the woods! Will the map they found lead them to the answers they are looking for? Johnny thinks he knows what's going on, but does he really?! Also, Varak has a little bit of bad luck.
73 minutes | Jun 13, 2018
S1 Ep. 11. Plague of the Forest Kingdom - Part 2
Our Guardians go in search of a healer because Varak doesn't look too good. What they find is quite surprising! Kaji assists the Guardians in their investigation into the bizarre sickness that just happened. Also, everyone takes a trip! Will they find out what the heck is going on?! (We apologize for the audio quality in this one, we had to make due)
83 minutes | May 30, 2018
S1 EP. 10. Plague of the Forest Kingdom - Part 1
Our Guardians are dropped off in the Kingdom of Cormyr and must figure out their next Quest. Johnny makes a new friend and Varak gets sick. Also, a romance is blossoming?! What have they gotten themselves into this time... (We apologize for the audio quality in this one, we had to make due)
7 minutes | May 16, 2018
S1 Ep. 9.5. The Hunt Begins
After the events that took place in Blue Squid Village our Guardians were taken away by Alfred to learn of their next Quest. Little did they know that there was someone hiding the shadows. A chain of events are now set in motion. What will happen next?!
83 minutes | May 2, 2018
Interview With A Dungeons Master
Hey Homebrewers! In todays episode I (Corey) sit down with two first time Dungeon Masters. Jonah Harper joins me in studio and Charlie, better known as Johnny Bronze, phones it in today. I want to get a perspective of someone who just finished DM'ing a session and what went through their mind. So if you ever wanted to take a shot at becoming a Dungeon Master or just wanted to know what goes on in a DM's head, then this episode is for you!
74 minutes | Mar 21, 2018
Side-Quest: Press Start to Join - Part 3
In our final episode of this side-quest, our first Guardians are still trapped in this cursed "Arcade." They defeated the Ghosts and gained a new Ally. Can they fend off this horde of Orc invaders? What new challenge lies ahead in this Arcade? Did somebody say cowabunga?!
69 minutes | Mar 14, 2018
Side-Quest: Press Start to Join - Part 2
Ganon, Spoopy and Glenard find themselves trapped in something called an "Arcade"? They will have to jump over barrels, climb ladders, collect gems before they are eaten by ghosts and defend a castle from a horde of invaders?? What is going on?! Ganon just wants to go home!
61 minutes | Mar 7, 2018
Side-Quest: Press Start to Join - Part 1
"Let's go way back shall we?" In this special Side-Quest adventure, we are taken back to a time with the very first Guardians of this realm. They find themselves thrust into a new town and are forced to get to know each-other. But something isn't right about the town of Arcadia, it's a little too quiet...
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