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Chris ruins Danny's Battle Bot style intros this week as the gang discuss how they'd prefer monster trucks over people, an amazing sounding restaurant, and then eat insanely hot jelly beans.

Danny, Chris, Toon, and Kelly discuss how they met they're significant others, sexual positions, Monster Garage, and tattoos. Hold My Beer RSS

Danny brings up many gross topics this week including desserts, a teacher, and a terrible mother. Also, Toon brought mustard soda for the group to try. Hold My Beer RSS

The HMB gang talk about battle bots and all that it has to offer. Also, Danny watches the Royal Rumble. Enjoy as the gang compare wrestling to battle bots. Hold My Beer RSS

Chris discusses a certain truck driving citizen that he hates, Danny talks about odd bathroom habits, and the podcast is interrupted by one of Yams' 47 kids and Chris' better half.

Yams had an interesting day at work, Shawn is not doing well, Danny found odd posts online, and Chris isn't great at naming kids.

This week on Hold My Beer, Chris is overly excited about r\c cars that are NOT TOYS, Yams napped his way to and from another state, Danny discovers a bad relationship or three, and Toon talks about a twelve year old that threw a rave in his school's bathroom! Hold My Beer RSS

Kiss 2020 goodbye with HMB! The Butter Gang start by discussing what they did for Christmas, then surprisingly switch to the topic of showering. After that, Yams discovers a story of a husband taking his wife out of the nursing home for a "death parade." What is a death parade? Find out this week on Hold My Beer Hold My Beer RSS

Come celebrate the holidays with the HMB crew as Kelly brings up Christmas themed porn, Danny sees if they know Christmas movies, and Chris brings up Santa crimes.

The crew go back to the hypothetical war against the monkeys. Kelly decides the dogs would be his army of choice, while Yams rubs himself and Danny defends his choices.

Join the HMB crew this week as Chris discusses what he watches on Youtube, Yams tells tale of a sad Russian crime, and Toon talks about why he couldn't join the Navy. They then discover the perfect send off for one of the gang.

The crew start off by talking beer, parades, KISS, and Nickleback before digging up a property that they all love. How would HMB defend their dream home? Armed kangaroos and a group of sexually aggressive sharks for starters!

Quarantine can't break tradition on Hold My Beer! Yams is absent this year for his birthday episode but the gang trudge on and discuss several foods that they have issues with, inappropriate zoo activities, news from the eighteen hundreds, and a blind man arrested for drunk driving. Hold My Beer RSS

Hold My Beer RSS The crew starts out by discussing how the Dutch have started hunting criminals and doing the beer review. The second half of this episode had to be re-recorded after the original disappeared. Chris has a theory on what happened... but is he right?

Hold My Beer RSS Old Kelly returns to learn how to properly discuss politics as the crew drink baggies of nasty vodka and learn about towns with funny names. Also… apparently dolphins use to be dogs… If you would like to draw a picture of what you think Gracious Host Danny Mawenz looks like, you can submit you’re drawing to the podcast at http://www.thenandnowproductions.com/new-page

The gang get the jugga-talk out of the way before the theme even hits this week! What comes after is Danny and Chris going off on various people and the Price is Drunk! Crack open your free moonshine and prepare to not use any knowledge that you have! Hold My Beer RSS

Gracious Host is visited by a ghost hell bent on proving a point to him... What that point is, only Xenu knows! Hold My Beer RSS

Kelly's back to ruin the fun this week as Danny fails to host the show. Highlights include Chris equipping Kelly with a new weapon, sword cucking, and fake books that we want to be real! Hold My Beer RSS

The gang dig through the very wild world of juggalo dating profiles! Hold My Beer RSS

Toon is out this week as the original H.M.B. three discuss a perverted hypnotist, Chris had a hard time in a pumpkin patch, and prisoners being tortured by listening to baby shark. Hold My Beer RSS