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Y'know what makes me wanna hike up a mountain? A catchy nick-name like "Dead Mountain"! After we've caught you up on our least favorite movies, TV shows, and customers of Pirate Island, we're taking you on a mystery journey through the Urals to find out what happened to several hikers, a former KGB agent, and a nuclear plant worker.  Why do I suddenly want to take my shirt off? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hqnpodcast/support

Seems like only yesterday we were Nonsensing our cares away... or was it only a dream? In this episode, we're getting in your head with a deeper dive into sleep paralysis as we introduce you to the cast and crew of Your Worst Nightmares! Starring global super star, The Old Hag! And have you ever thought to yourself "Wow, I wish I knew more about La Llorona and her historical significance to the indigenous people of Mexico."? Don't lie, I know you haven't but today we talk about the origin, lore, and creepy sightings of the Weeping Woman.  (Basically: your mother was right about her!) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hqnpodcast/support

Hello High Quality People! We're gearing back up for an all-new season of High Quality Nonsense, but first we wanna get you caught up on where we are in time and space. Who's ready for High Quarantine Nonsense?! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hqnpodcast/support

FINALLY. Anyone still out there? We're back with the thrilling sequel to Episode 11, featuring discussions on naked crouching, bad sign arrangements, and a brief appearance by Maximum Bob. Today we tackle the Long Island Lolita. Please join us as we travel back to the early nineties (again?) to a scandal complete with attempted murder, sex tapes, fabulous perms and a comically terrible last name.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hqnpodcast/support

WELCOME BACK! We're taking a drive down the back roads with Sissy in this monumental one-story episode! (Don't worry, the other one's coming.) In today's paranormal adventure, we're probing the world's most famously documented cases of abduction. You might want some space after this one! Also, we get an update from Jordan about the Mystery of the Red Sheet! This episode's a real slam drunk! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hqnpodcast/support

Faith and Casey start it off on a deep note: If you were locked up in an insane asylum, how would you explain you weren't crazy? Tell 'em about your husband's junk, DUH. After that, Faith goes first with a lazy-daisy approach that is simple, yet satisfying: reddit stories, the Hamburger Helper of the podcast world. But hey! At least we're getting some revenge that happened WITHIN the last 20 years this time! Casey goes last to make sure you leave spooked. Get out your rosary as we explore the ghost story that inspired every movie about demonic possession for the next 75 years! Happy Number 10! We're so happy you're still here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hqnpodcast/support

Faith brings you the 19th century true crime story behind one of your favorite fictional revenge stories, including a brief history of High Quality Pirate Red Beard and his sister <3 Hopefully you catch on a bit quicker than Casey, who brings us a combo paranormal/revenge story about a murder trial where the star witness is... the victim?!  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hqnpodcast/support

Casey serves up some refreshing creepy true-crime this time! We learn why it's important to track your opiate stocks and research your in-home care well before you hire as we learn about one the most deadly female serial killers in American history. Faith sneaks in a secret fortune and then lays out the dizzying details of Melbourne's lively underworld, as well as discovers her new mob name. Surprise muthafucka!  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hqnpodcast/support

Warning: Critical nonsense levels today with an elevated silliness advisory. Have you ever been so pissed off about being fired that you kill 43 people? Did you ever take a picture of your boss to a psychic in an attempt to sleep with them? I mean, not to call you out or anything, but hey you're not alone. Faith talks about disproportionate stories of revenge against bosses! Then, Casey tries to get her shit together (Okay!) to talk about a listener submission from our buddy Jordan about some haunted artwork and we all learn what a tulpa is!  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hqnpodcast/support

Pretty much soooo... Casey learns the difference between Jack Black and Jack White as we journey to yet another blood-soaked island with wine made of dead people who can't catch seem to catch a break from the Plague. Faith brings you a murder about a hillbilly love-triangle featuring actual interrogation clips and an undercover confession. Join us as we learn to not mess with Turlene and never buy a cursed island.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hqnpodcast/support

Hold on to your junk, Faith is taking you back with the most scandalous true crime revenge story of the nineties plus two bonus stories! Casey dives into some classic paranormal cryptozoology with one of the most terrifying creatures (with the most special eyes) to be possibly roaming the earth's darkest corners, including horrifying sound clips. Moral of the story: for the love of God, don't explore abandoned buildings or sewer drains. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hqnpodcast/support

Hi, welcome to High Quality Pirates, apparently. After a quick bit of nonsense, Faith heads back out to sea to talk about a medieval thirteen-year quest for murderous revenge on the English channel complete with black ships, red sails, and a "hot-ass redhead" grandma. Next, volume up! Casey dives deep to bring you the creepiest and most unsettling mystery of the ocean as recorded by the NOAA. We also discuss the sensible fear of the open ocean and deep water; no one wants to fuck with the upsweep. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hqnpodcast/support

Pass The Loot! Faith talks about the downfall of a greedy man of God with a bathroom full of gold plumbing fixtures and an air-conditioned dog house, as well as how far her finger fits in her navel. Casey tells us about the chilling murders of the youngest serial killer on record and her favorite magic trick from childhood.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hqnpodcast/support

Casey goes first! Casey recounts the story of The Toxic Lady of Riverside California, why doctors are vital but kind of stupid, and also why you shouldn't use degreaser as an analgesic. Faith tells the story of an over-the-top revenge of two maids against their strict mistress and her daughter. All wrapped up with a fun fact about why humans are hard-wired to be kind and how elephants think we're puppies. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hqnpodcast/support

Faith gives a brief history of the pirates of ancient Greece and modern-day call centers featuring a curiously flamboyant, bossy young Emperor Caesar. Casey indulges in some lip-smackin' self punishment and explores the terrifying story of a ghostly child with a dented head.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hqnpodcast/support