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In this pod's great tradition, Natalie and Carrie could not agree less on the issue of Minnie’s pantsuit. At least it's better than some pointless Disney wedding gowns. Plus, Walt Disney supports a fairy census. Eat shit, OK?

Natalie and Carrie discuss pickles, polio, propriety, and the parks. Plus, Palamides probes the Pinocchio pundit.

Natalie and Carrie still make this podcast. Anyway, Pinocchio is bad and sporks aren’t new.

After a relaxing week off, Carrie and Natalie explore some YIKES Disney news, including Natalie’s uncle moving to a Disney World community. Plus, Natalie calls Bob Iger's cell phone.

Natalie and Carrie have pretty much lost their freakin' minds. Truly, what is this show for any more? IS it a Disney podcast? IS IT?! Anyway, we review some Disney news and then impulse buy tickets to China.

Nat and Carrie review the latest BUMMER Disney news, Natalie threatens a man's life, and guest Katie Molinaro tells us the best and worst things to eat at Disneyland. PLUS, will Disney Tokyo plan a Pizza Planet?!

Nat and Carrie review the news about the Pirates reboot (bad), the Mary Poppins sequel (good), people spreading their loved ones' remains on It's a Small World (ambivalent) and more. Plus, did you know Mickey was on Cheers? Did you know it made no sense?

For over a year, Natalie and Carrie have been asking the sirs at Disney to make Pizza Planet. Today, their dreams came true... or did they? Find out as they review the news and visit Disneyland to see if this Pizza Planet lives up to the Toy Story dream.

Natalie and Carrie discuss Disney's old-ass instructional video about how to have a period. Plus, they review the news, including some really bad data collection, and some really URGENT cookie news.

Carrie and Nat try out the 1982 Disney album, Mousercise, which features a very defensive song about ducks and a square dance rendition of Step in Time. Plus, Disneyland has some bizarre bakery names, and Disney is running out of quiz ideas.

Carrie and Nat get wind of an unverified rumor that Pizza Planet is finally coming to Disneyland. Can they confirm this rumor themselves? To find out, they will call their inside sources, and even visit the Imagineers offices, to ask: DID YOU PLAN IT?

Natalie and Carrie chat with The Tick's Griffin Newman about his meteoric rise from complete unknown to Disney Store employee. Plus, they review some BUMMER ASS Disney news. And some good news, too.

Natalie and Carrie attend a "secret" Disneyland tour, explore the bizarre world of Disney Social Clubs, and get some more information about the DEMISE of Mickey Leaks!

Nat and Carrie analyze a conspiracy theory about a Disney poster, and review a hilarious disaster on the Ariel ride. Plus, what the HELL happened to Mickey Leaks, and who can get us in contact with both Shaq and the director of Sword in the Stone?

Carrie and Natalie spoil the Coco short for you, take your Twitter questions, and sit with their mouths agape as they watch "Education for Death," an anti-Nazi Disney film from 1943. SPOILERS: "Olaf's Frozen Adventure," and "Education for Death."

Natalie and Carrie discuss some bizarre Disney crime news, pitch new Lion King songs about revenge, and talk with total stranger Ross Blocher about working at Disney Animation, and what Disneyland is like AFTER DARK!

Natalie and Carrie find out about Captain Jack Sparrow's criminal record, visit Mickey's Halloween Party, and bring in Drew Spears to tell them about Monsanto's long relationship with Disney.

While Natalie is earning awards in Scotland, Carrie has comedian and Very Famous Person Jordan Morris stop by to talk Club 33, Disney news, and the greatest mystery of all time: Is Walt frozen?

Natalie and Carrie figure out how someone gets their eyebrows burned off at Disneyland Paris, read Beauty & the Beast erotica, discuss forgotten classic The Black Cauldron, and chat with a Disney A-lister before his afternoon nap. Guest starring Abe Hoose.

Carrie and Natalie review the latest Disney news, play "How Much Would You Pay for That?" with an exclusive EPCOT item, and explore Disneyland's (alleged) secret mind control program. Plus, Carrie visits one man's backyard, miniature Disneyland. Find out why the CIA can't possibly be Satanic, which muppet got canned, and why Carrie actually liked Cars 3.