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It's time to head off to the bedroom for a nice comfortable sleep. Meanwhile Larko works out just one more way of listening to music. It's ridiculous.

Have you ever run out of petrol? Have you ever felt the need to scream your lungs out? Well, call it a coinciedence, but this episode cover both topics!but this episode cover both topics!

Is there anything more satisfying than two amazing itoilet nventions that will neve get made? Well, there probably is. But have you considered how amazing they are presented by two incredibly talented podcasts hosts? No? Then you've come to the right place. The Here Make This Toilet Edition!!

We're on a roll. Larko's recent trip to Queenslad prompts a magnificent idea for tackling the dickheads. Jackas describes a new idea for being more efficient on your mobile phone.

Jackas takes us back to the couch and helps those of us who can't help but nap at unwanted times. Larko presents another App. One for those who need the odd cue that it's time to wrap up..

Larko substitutes a holiday favourite for those non-religious people. Jackas works through an idea for engaging in conversations without having to listen.

Imagine if you could choose your travelling companions. Jackas presents an idea for just that. Larko presents another fucking game idea. It doesn't go well.

Larko brings very little to this week's episode if we're honest. It's a vibe, it's a feeling, yeah, it's just a vibe. Jackas presents an exceptionally complicated title for an idea that could reduce the road toll.

Jackas takes us into the stratosphere with a worldwide project to get us all focused and bring about the unity of all mankind. Larko pitches a song about poop.

It's all killer and no filler. You heard that right. Two stellar ideas from the team that brought you the "Stripper Tap n Go" and the "Wizz Protector Pants". What's on this week? You'll have to listen because I can't be bothered writing the summary. 

He's back! Our favourite guest Scotty makes another appearance with another cracking idea for the garden. Luckily for Larko he's taken on feedback and come to the table with something special. Jackas feels left out.

We fill a very large gap in the Melbourne tourism market with another steller idea from Jackas. Larko turns his focus to dressing for comfort during weight fluctations. 

Jackas ensures you're always catered for when visiting a vegetarian establishment. Larko takes the back seat, "literally", provides the kids some entertainment and gets the car washed in the process.  

Larko leverages his musical talents by re-writing some classics for a whole different purpose. Jackas has too many condiments and solves the issue of accessibility. 

We put Larko's song writing ability to the test as he ad-libs his way through some renditions of classic jimgles. Larko presents his idea for skipping the "icky bits" in movies.

Our return guest brings some harsh realities for Larko and Jackas. There's tension over Christmas traidtions and we take a passing swipe at Marina Prior, Dennis Walter and Delta Goodram.

Larko enters into the complete unknown, proposing an idea for a new obscure sport (which he can't spell). Jackas vents some frsutration with food storage and ways of extenting shelf life.

We explore some weird fettishes and Larko presents an idea on the back of someone elses success. Jackas experments with wine to fill out most of the episoe before presenting an idea for consuming hot food with time to spare. 

Larko proposes a somewhat controvesial product for maintaining your youth. Jackas takes a trip to the beach and bings back an idea for ongoing relaxation.

It's the Here Make This "Safety Special". We look out for our elderly listeners and reduce the risks of tumbles or falls. We also help prolong the life of perishable food.