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Hello, Mr President....It's Me, Tim
3 minutes | Apr 5, 2017
Sick Burns For CNN
Listen as Tim aides the president in taking down #FAKENEWS organization CNN. using The strongest weapon in Donald Trumps arsenal....Twitter.
2 minutes | Apr 4, 2017
Target: Jared Kushner
In spite of being unqualified, President Trump has sent his Son in Law to meet with Iraqi military leaders over Isis. But Ol' Tim may have figured out what he's up to
3 minutes | Apr 3, 2017
After a substantial break, America Tim Cornett is back and ready to help roll up his sleeves and make this country work
3 minutes | Mar 13, 2017
Tim's Take: American Health Care Act
Today: Tim mansplains to President Trumps America's Healthcare quagmire
2 minutes | Mar 9, 2017
Tim tries to empathize with the White House volunteers but is shot down pretty quickly, A disappointing episode.
3 minutes | Mar 6, 2017
Zelda:Breath of the Wild
Today: Tim Talks @Nintendo #Switch with final boss President Trump. artwork from dribbble.com/shots/2705207-Short-Fingered-Vulgarian
3 minutes | Mar 2, 2017
In Soviet Russia.. Attorney General Meet You
Tim delves into the conspiracy with no funding, training or facts and holds President Trumps to the Berlin Wall after #Sessions secret meeting with Russian officials. Listen Now! CallThePresident.Com
3 minutes | Mar 1, 2017
Cut It Out!!!!!
Tim Offers the President a few post speech thoughts on #LAW&ORDER and How the president is like a certain 90's live in uncle.
4 minutes | Feb 28, 2017
Trump and The Transgendered Poop
Today: America's Tim Cornett talks Sh*t with President Trump
3 minutes | Feb 28, 2017
The New Budget
Today Americas Tim Cornett goes over the Numbers with President Trump.
3 minutes | Feb 22, 2017
Today! America's Tim Cornett discusses NSA and #Milo with Donald Trump over the Breitbart News store
7 minutes | Feb 21, 2017
America's Tim Cornett calls big wigs at The Golf Channel to advise President Trump on his golf obsession & why it may be OK. . PLUS, WHAT ICONIC MOVIE CHARACTER IS EXACTLY LKE TRUMP? Guest Starring Hank Williams Jr.
3 minutes | Feb 15, 2017
Whats Rally The Problem?
Minutes before Midnight, Tim Tries to reach The Florida Airport where Trump is Holding a Rally this weekend
4 minutes | Feb 15, 2017
THE WHITE HOUSE LINES ARE OPEN!
Finally! America's Tim Cornett calls The White House to reach President Trump. Tim asks the president what Russia has that we don't.
3 minutes | Feb 11, 2017
The Donald And The Juice
Trying to reach @RealDonaldTrump through the media. Today he tried @MARK BURNETTTV producer of the apprentice, to reveal vital information about OJ Simpson
3 minutes | Feb 9, 2017
Ivanka and The Trump Brand
Tim Delivers sad news to @RealDonaldTrump about How the Trump name no longer means luxury after Ivankas falling out with @Nordsrtom
3 minutes | Feb 8, 2017
The 700 club Plus 0ne
Tim tries to out evang the Evangelicals at the@700club in his search for @RealDonaldTrump
6 minutes | Feb 7, 2017
Fox News You Can Use
Today, @TimCornettUSA advises @RealDonaldTrump Through the media. Today: @Foxnews, @BillOReilley and Russia
5 minutes | Feb 6, 2017
Tim Tries to reach @RealDonaldTrump through the @cnn News media, that is fake
3 minutes | Feb 3, 2017
Before The Super Bowl, Tim Advises @RealDonaldTrump on Australia & Rex Tillerson
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