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Martin reckons life's too short for some things, and Su asks if your dog thinks it's human. Plus, new terms of dating, the hobby you wish you'd taken up and lots more!

Hear what jobs Martin and Su wanted when they were five, pet names and canine combos. Plus, doing it in your sleep, taking snaps and more!

Martin and Su talk Tuneless Choirs, embarrasing doggies and your greatest hits. Plus, dancing with strangers, a haggis alternative and more!

Su's still finding Christmas decorations and find out what Martin thinks isn't progress. Plus, the ten-year challenge, duvets and if it's good enough for kids, it should be good enough for adults.

Trivial grounds for divorce, naked dining, and what would make you go to the gym? Plus, farm flicks, a new way to smile and more!

Keeping the other half happy, Su's Christmas cull and Martin's too polite to complain. Plus, the chip butty, Pot Noodle, sprouts and more!

Public displays of affection, Su's face for radio and pointless packaging. Plus, age giveaways and lots more!

Martin praises his wife, fantastic fancy dress and what's got up your nose? Plus, Halloween careers, anywhere weddings and more!

Su's other half is in trouble, and hear which household products are out. Plus, superhero costumes, punks, exposed labels and more!

Su knew she was pregnant, the sale really did end and happy tears. Plus, warning stickers, cyber-attack scenarios and more!

Martin and Su talk What's App groups, germaphobia and why they'd never go vegetarian. Plus, are you a street view star?

Su says she'd liked to have been a farmer, double-barrelled names and the things you'll never live down. Plus, pre-wedding shoots, smuggling and more!

Martin and Su talk prenups, the things you'd like to bring back and supermarket substitutions. Plus, Su thinks there's no such thing as a stupid question.

Is your other half your best mate? Straplines for Essex towns and no news is good news. Plus, the kids have no idea, bin wars and more!

The slogan that best describes your child, Martin's mayday situation and a shout out to Su's ex. Plus the problem with a Fiat 500, a ban on mobiles and more!

Child inflicted injuries, weird food habits and Martin knows it's tough being a parent. Plus, the return of a TV favourite and what are you holding together with sticky tape?

Tricky job applications, pocket inequality and being cool in the eyes of your kids. Plus, Martin and Su discover their equivalent animal weight, and more!

Su doesn't think Tom Cruise is hot and Martin says we should all just go to Spain for our hols. Plus, food collaborations, good neighbours and much more!

Letting the kids take charge, the fresh breath test and Martin asks "What is the point of a beach hut?" Plus, exaggerated job titles, Chinese meals and more!

Being signed up by your kids, mistaken identity and vacation or staycation? Also, Martin and Su reveal what they'd make happen with a Golden Buzzer.