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Two dead and one indicted. What a Thursday! Pat Robertson meets his maker and it's decidedly warm where he is. An execution in Missouri. SCOTUS gets one right. Fappy is furious about it. Nitwit Nero says the Feds have indicted him. 

It's an almost all-Floriduh episode. Except for the Weaker Speaker's no-good, very rotten day. What a joke Kevvers is! But it was also a no-good, very rotten day for Monkey-Up. 

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Internet crashed part way into the episode. Sorry about that. MAGATs go after Chik-Fil-A and I'm enjoying it immensely. SCOTUS is poised to help kill countless victims of domestic violence. Klannie Grannie gets lost on the way to the big vote. Kari Lake doesn't understand . . . music. The Weaker Speaker has a "Kick Me" sign on his back.

Previous upload errored out and didn't post. Lets' try this again.

Elizabeth Holmes is off to prison and now I better understand why people have such a visceral response. Political sleaze and graft in (shock!) Mississippistan. Drones over Moscow. MAGAT meltdowns over the debt ceiling. TW: audio has been released of the terrified son of Lor-Lor Boebert and her pervy husband. Nitwit Nero promises to amend the Constitution at the stroke of his stoopid sharpie.

Who takes holidays? Robyn don't take holidays! She can't. She owes the debt of memory. 

Maybe this one works.

The debt crisis. Performative cruelty. SCOTUS attacks . . . water. Domestic Violence with Klan Boobert. A city's "best cop" nearly murders an 11 year-old black boy. President Biden marks the third anniversary of the cop lynching of George Floyd. Jim "Jacket Off" Jordan has a hissy on Faux over MAGATs being outted as Nazis.

Demonic pronouns can get a body fired. Genocidal preacher takes aim. A wonderful conversation with poet (and my friend) Helene Fisher. Who knew there was so much subtext in the "Dick and Jane" readers from back in the day? Our fund-raising is down a well again. We need your help . . . PLEASE.

Monkey-up dreams dreams of fascist power. Marginal Trailer Queen buys a used chapstick. Nitwit Nero tries his judge's boundaries. MAGAT federal judge steals a girl's graduation from her. 19 year-old terrorist tries to ram a U-Haul into the White House. Thirty tons of ammonium nitrate are  missing. Har-Har's "Garden of Evil" has evil at its center.   Happy birthday, Susie . . . wherever your sweet spirit may be.

Lord, the morans are out in force! CALTRANS says, "Hey! What's a bulldozer scoop full of indigenous bones, more or less? Nitwit Nero's lawyer may have ratted out his client. Monkey-Up gets Floriduh sued again. Timmeh! announces his run for the White House. The Governor wants to hunt SC Dems (most of whom are black) with dogs. Former SC Gov (and going nowhere GOP Presidential candidate) Nimrata Haley tells (!) the Governor of New York to pardon the man who choked Jordan Neely to death for fifteen minutes. Nebraska MAGAT who admits she's oblivious votes to strip abortion rights. Non-trans kids pay with their bodies for MAGAT transphobia in Texas.

Some days the bear gets YOU, i.e. me. This is the 40 minute podcast file I managed to get in before the internet died here at the Fabulous H.O.R.N. studios.

Epic three-hour filiRobster. The Haus of Mouse bites back at Monkey-Up DeKlantis. A little horse-trading in SCOTUS. Mayhem in Jim "Jacket Off" Jordan's committee. 

PETA has re-written part of Genesis and what a hoot it is. SCOTUS, under intense scrutiny, gets a couple of things right. Blind hog . . . acorn. Sen. Foghorn Leghorn of Louisianastan gets schooled. Marginal Trailer Queen does, too . . . and laughed at. Monkey-Up DeKlantis has a baaaaad night. The F.A.R.T.s are butthurt again. So is Klannie Grannie.

Sometimes the upload doesn't "take," for reasons I don't understand. Let's try again, because this was another content-rich episode. What if there was an actual way to predict genocide, or see it happening in real time?

John Durham offers up a nice, thick nothingburger. Cue the "Law & Order" theme: "Dum-dum!" Cornpone Comer and Marginal Trailer Queen have lost their super double plus secret probation informant against President Biden. Play it again! "Dum-dum!" Ghouly Roody is a perv (and a viagra-chomping drunk) according to a new lawsuit. But there's more. SO much more. Former endorser regrets signing a recommendation letter for the Handmaid. 

Week's end. But the conversation continues! 

Like an adipose, waddling train wreck, it's impossible not to discuss CNN's shameful display of venal fecklessness in platforming Nitwit Nero. Fappy Thomas signs off on ditching a federal bribery statute. A unanimous SCOTUS decision extends a modicum of mercy to a Guatemalan woman. 

Sorry to be so dire. This little long-running conversation is at an existential crossroads. Nonetheless, what a show!