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Have Kids, They Said…

127 Episodes

51 minutes | May 25, 2023
Where The F Is My Chicken Salad?!
Nicole helps Rich dissect an argument he had with his wife over kids, groceries and chicken salad.
47 minutes | May 18, 2023
Lustful Flirting
Rich and Nicole go over the "7 day challenge", massages with happy endings and signs your kids might be turning evil.
48 minutes | May 11, 2023
Vagina Therapy
Nicole and Rich discuss serving alcohol to parents at kids parties, trying (and failing) to make friends with other parents, fighting with spouses, and the return of 'apparently kid'.
53 minutes | May 4, 2023
Nature's Lube
Should couples prioritize their marriage over their children? Rich and Nicole discuss odd kids, hosting school events and answer tough questions.
43 minutes | Apr 20, 2023
Who Let The Dogs Out?
Rich and Nicole go over Coachella, first kisses, living with pets, and what happens when your kids start yelling obscenities in the classroom.
53 minutes | Apr 13, 2023
Do the 'Due
Nicole and Rich go over Easter with the kids and how they feel about people without children complaining.
46 minutes | Apr 6, 2023
Semen Demon
Whether it's root canals or 7 days of sex, Rich and Nicole face new challenges.
44 minutes | Mar 30, 2023
Crotch Slam
This week, Nicole experienced some awkward moments with a swim instructor while Rich discovered what to do when your kid eats their toys.
51 minutes | Mar 23, 2023
Nip Slips
Rich goes over his trip to Mexico while Nicole dissects what to do when your kids lose things. 
44 minutes | Mar 16, 2023
Matt's Response
Nicole asks Matt if he'd like to "Soak" while Rich explores new ways to get your kids to listen.
50 minutes | Mar 9, 2023
Soaking
Sarah joins Rich and Nicole to go over how to keep things wild... and mild in the bedroom.
51 minutes | Mar 2, 2023
The Finger
Nicole and Rich break down creative ways they've kept their love lives interesting and discuss the importance of getting along with influential parents.
35 minutes | Feb 23, 2023
Nicole is Back!
Nicole is back and gives Rich the full rundown of her time recovering from the accident. Rich gets his summer bod ready.
44 minutes | Feb 16, 2023
Update on Nicole
An important update on Nicole as she recovers from her accident.
45 minutes | Jan 26, 2023
Flirting for Fish
Matt joins Rich and Nicole to discuss how to get better prices at the grocery store, how to ask kids to do chores and the wonderful world of Hibachi.
50 minutes | Jan 19, 2023
Getting The Poison Out
This episode, Nicole and Rich tackle the most important issues facing parents today: Bluey concerts and Spam meat. They also discuss being ignored, taking care of your spouse and sleepless nights.
54 minutes | Jan 12, 2023
Knees & Apologies
Nicole and Rich are joined by Tik Tok dad, Chip Leighton to go over all the reasons to apologize to your family.
55 minutes | Jan 5, 2023
Say It or Think It?
It's a new year and a new episode of Have Kids They Said. Rich and Nicole go over gift giving mishaps and the family drama that comes with the holiday season.
43 minutes | Dec 22, 2022
Cooters
Nicole and Rich go over how to have a happy holidays with kids plus some things to avoid.
52 minutes | Dec 15, 2022
Swallowing Specialist
Rich and Nicole get ready for the holidays by tackling picky eaters and "bratty" behavior.
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