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After a long awaited return, the boys are back in town. Enjoy the first episode recorded entirely from remote locations. If you enjoy it got back and listen to our other stuff and leave us a review. Thank you.Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

Major changes in the set up of the show and a national quarantine have thrown everything all out of whack. So we are putting out some previously unreleased segments. We hope you enjoy. Go back and listen to the previous episodes to see if you can figure out where these came from. Stay safe and have a laugh on us!Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

This is our episode about space and what sucks about it and what rocks about it. Oh and we write a fantasy novel. Don't miss this one.Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

We once again start this episode off with a darker choose your own adventure from the mind of Andy. Hopping immediately into conversations about disappearing sports, Elves and Gnomes, and really cool fantasy stuff. Don't miss out! Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

This is a continuation of episode 32 but it can be enjoyed all on its own. We continue our epic fantasy saga with talks of the Potterverse and how they could use their magic better, Mermaids and the difficulties associated with being half fish, and we wrap it up with a bushel of those horned horses you all know and love. Enjoy!Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

Fantasy week got off to a strong start with a home brewed choose your own adventure. This episode had so much content it was split into two separate episodes. This one has no topics but it does have a hilarious adventure Sam cooked up. Enjoy the broken mold this week because topics will be back next Monday.Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

Back on the re-branding train the boys get their hands on the Olympics and trust us when we tell you, it is a change for the better. Don't miss this episode or any other episode for that matter.Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

    The guys get the down and dirty, the nitty gritty, the real true scoop on what would happen if Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel threw down in the streets. On top of all that we talk about remaking music and popular food trends that they missed out on.Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

It's VS. week here at Hattegories HQ and things get heated when we pit earth worms vs. their slug overlords. Take a listen and find out who takes the cake.Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

It was sports week at Hattegories HQ  and the super knowledgeable hosts dive into the Clemson Mascot and the fancy man sport of croquet.Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

The guys start with a press conference with world famous Max Runman and take a walk through some great film classics and some great film flops. Don't miss a minute of this action packed blockbuster.Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

   We start off the 2020 podcasting season with some big things about food. Plus there is some important information we talk about at the end of the episode.Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

Come with us in this episode as the boys take a trip down to Florida to get a look at the origins of Florida Man and learn some crazy stuff along the way.Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

This is it! Christmas is out the door and Thanksgiving Too has taken its place. thank you to the listeners that submitted seasonally appropriate topics just for this episode. Now, sit back and dig into the Thanksgiving Too pigeon while you laugh. !!WARNING!! we reveal the truth about Santa Claus in this episode.Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

When it comes to cage fighting there is none more dangerous than Nick Cage. In this episode we break down the ins and outs of the world of seasonal gourds and get into the ultimate hell in a cell cage match of the century. Do not miss this episode.Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

In this episode you find out that Andy may have shared a flat with a specter. The boys talk about Rion's elf on his shelf, the horror that could be the Gravitron fair ride, and Black Friday disasters. Do not miss a second of this wild roller coaster of deals.Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

*** SPOILER ALERT*** Rion talks to the boys about Frozen 2 and the Queen of queens. After a brief talk about Buckingham palace they talk about what popular things annoy them. Once they get nice and annoyed they decide where to draw the line of what they would or wouldn't do for a million dollars. Annoyed beyond belief and a million dollars richer Andy fights a baby orangutan. Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

With Rion running late, a chair is opened up for a strange visitor to enter the studio and challenge our hosts to a game of wits. Listen to the episode to find out what happens next.Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

Quiet down and listen up. We get things started with a little ASMR to tickle your ears. Once we get back to normal volume we talk about where we spent all of our time on the internet as adolescents and in Hattegories fashion we follow that up with some listener inspired bathroom humor. Finally listen up to hear the best and worst super powers.Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)

Come with the Hattergories crew as we climb the highest peaks and sunbathe the sandiest beaches. Watch your step though because the boys are skirting around the fringes of the Mandela effect and the possibilities of a timeline split. Will we stay the current path or get thrown into an alternate timeline where people only have duck for thanksgiving. You will have to listen to find out.Support the show (http://patreon.com/Hattegories)