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Episode 2 (Minutes 10:22 to 22:10): This week breaks us into Gringotts where we discuss animal cruelty, customer service, and the absence of the Flagrante curse. We also talk about Harry’s newly added sixth sense that enabled him to find the horcrux cup-despite never discussing it before…magic! Join us next week for minutes 22:10 to 32:20! (Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ron shouting, “That was brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!”)

Episode 1 (Minutes 0 to 10:22): This week drifts us in to THE BEGINNING OF THE END! We have a seemingly very brief stay at Shell Cottage where we’re pretty sure the set designer may have gone a touch overboard with the amount of seashells…just a touch.  Join us next week for minutes 10:22 to 22:10! (Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP saying, “I suppose I’ll have to kill him before he finds me then.”.)

BONUS TIME! We watch the deleted scenes and react in real time. We also reflect on this movie as a whole and how we are still not over the shard of mirror not being explained...the hell. Thanks for another season and tune in for the final movie, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows PART TWO!

Episode 13 (Minutes 2:05:19 to END): This week rescues us from the cellar of Malfoy Manor but leaves us with several questions about arm carving and the lack of Wormtail’s self-strangulation... We struggle through the end of this movie on the beach near Shell Cottage and only cry a few times. This project is great. 🙁 Thank you all again for continuing to listen as we near the end of this project! See you very soon for the LAST movie as well as a bonus episode next week!

Episode 12 (Minutes 1:57:02 to 2:05:19): This week crumbles Xeno’s house and lands the trio right into a nest of Snatchers. We discuss Harry’s “Voldy Vision” and how did Grindelwald know so much within the tower of Nurmengard…? These discussions and our favorite mirror shard included, listen and enjoy!  Join us next week for minutes 2:05:19 to END. (Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP saying "help us" into the mirror, Ron turns out the lights)

Episode 11 (Minutes 1:45:29 to 1:57:30): This week knocks on the door of the Lovegood home and treats us to the beautifully animated Tale of the Three Brothers. We applaud the details of Xeno’s house but why can’t Hermione’s flames be blue?! Also, is Voldemort’s name taboo yet or nah? Join us next week for minutes 1:57:02 to 2:05:19! (Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Xenophilius’ house crumbling)

Episode 10 (Minutes 1:35:07 to 1:45:29): This week creeps us through the forest at night when HP starts to follow a (CORPOREAL) Patronus to a pond. We chat about ice thickness, polar plunges, and conversations that are way too calm. But also, hey, another Horcrux down, mate. This is our 100th episode!! Had to laugh that it landed when CJ is sick and Andrea’s audio is terrible. Very on brand for us. :) We sincerely thank everyone who has followed us on this journey so far!  Join us next week for minutes 1:45:29 to 1:57:45! (Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ron saying “and you did.”)

Episode 9 (Minutes 1:24:54 to 1:35:07): This week slithers us through the trip to Godric’s Hollow where we are very pleased NOT to see the form of Nagini erupting out of a dead body. We have so many questions here about the home of Bathilda and how exactly Harry knew which house belonged to him? Also, WHAT IS THIS NURSERY?! Join us next week for minutes 1:35:07 to 1:45:29! (Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP saying “I’ll take the locket as well.”)

Episode 8 (Minutes 1:13:04 to 1:24:54): This week walks us…everywhere. We can’t help but to notice the LOTR-ness of this chunk combined with the ever growing madness of Ron. We talk about some strong feelings regarding the dancing scene and why was getting food ever an issue? Join us next week for minutes 1:24:54 to 1:35:07! (Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Hermione saying “Don’t ever let me give you a haircut again.”)

Episode 7 (Minutes 1:01:26 to 1:13:04): This week calmly walks us out of the ministry with a gentle “it’s Harry” amid the chaos. We talk about (yet again) the mystery shard of mirror and why can’t we ever let Hermione fully be the head bitch in charge? These and more questions in this week’s episode! Join us next week for minutes 1:13:04 to 1:24:54! (Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP telling Hermione “just don’t wear any.” Ron glares.)

Episode 6 (Minutes 51:17 to 1:01:26): This week we step into a toilet and flush our way into the break-in at the Ministry of Magic! We discuss obviously the entrance and how we both secretly love Umbridge’s office. Also, did you notice HP took Moody’s eye from the door?! Join us next week for minutes 1:01:26 to 1:13:04! (Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Harry yelling “Expecto Patronum” and the lift goes up.)

Episode 5 (Minutes 41:35 to 51:17): This week we dive into the complexities of moving pictures on books, why can’t we see anything in these movies? And when did Dobby become a Disney character?! Join us next week for minutes 51:17 to 1:01:26! (Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ron saying “We’ve got a Horcrux to find.”)

Episode 4 (Minutes 31:34 to 41:35): This week floats us into Bill and Fleur’s wedding along with the snitch that follows HP. We welcome Brock back to the show to discuss Auntie Muriel’s bluntness, the tension of the diner scene, and why would Hermione care about a birthday cake?! Join us next week for minutes 41:35 to 51:17! (Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Hermione saying “We’re alone.”)

Episode 3 (Minutes 19:39 to 31:34): This week arrives back at the “Burrows” to an injured George and his terrible joke. We praise Molly for being everything good in these books and movies but question who made the “Bill and Fleur” banner? Join us this week for the reading of the will and the excess of gas lamps around the Weasley home-which leads to a Probably Unanswerable Question! Join us next week for minutes 31:34 to 41:35! (Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Scrimgeour saying “He’s too strong.”)

Episode 2 (Minutes 9:57 to 19:39): This week wanders around the empty home of the Dursley’s and we ask ourselves, would Petunia really not have used the cupboard under the stairs after HP vacated it? Also, WHAT IS WITH THE MIRROR SHARD?! We have many thoughts on this as well as the complexities of Polyjuice Potion. Join us next week for minutes 19:39 to 31:34! (Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ginny telling HP “Dad and Fred as well.”)

Episode 1 (Minutes 0 to 9:57): This week WE’RE BACK! This is the beginning of the end and we definitely hit the ground running with this movie. Join us for our thoughts on some hairstyle choices, why we are stripping the Dursley’s house, and who knew Hermione had a bedroom?! Can’t wait to dive into these final movies with you all, thank you for listening! Join us next week for minutes 9:57 to 19:39! (Scene Marker: This chunk ends with the flashback of Dumbledore falling from the tower.)

It's time!! Join us for another bonus episode where we watch the deleted scenes from this movie. We were thrilled with some, sorely disappointed in others. You'll definitely know which. :) Thanks again for joining us for another season, we appreciate all of you! See you for the next movie, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1!

Episode 15 (Minutes 2:19:05 to END): This week awkwardly ends another movie in the Harry Potter movie saga. Cory accurately says “it gives end of Goblet of Fire vibes” which is yes, a bit disappointing. But hey! We did it! Another movie, another season, thank you so much for listening in! Join us next season, thank you all!!

Episode 14 (Minutes 2:09:55 to 2:19:05): This week is it. The part we’ve all been dreading. The “lightning struck tower.” We have feelings and reflect on when we first read this awful/fantastic chapter. Listen in and we’re almost to the end! No post credits this week, just feelings. Join us next week for minutes 2:19:05 to END. (Scene Marker: This chunk ends with the screen fades to black.)

Episode 13 (Minutes 1:59:38 to 2:09:55): This week floats us across the eerie lake inside of the crystal cave where thankfully we have returning guest Brock to help us work through this chunk. We have a deep dive into how inferi are made, how Malfoy looks like a mortician, and my god, the “Free Willy” movies!! Join us next week for minutes 2:09:55 to 2:19:05! (Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Bellatrix opening her eyes to smile.)