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This week we start out with a FL judge who thinks she's a doctor. There's some shady cops in the great state of KS if you're coming from a state with legal cannabis. And we finally get to the uber eats driver story we missed last week. These stories and more when you tune into the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

This week we didn't even get to the story our show was named after... We have a lady who believes a coyote was out to get her. We have a poor guy that is half naked and arrested. There's a Disney world employee charged with making over 500 upskirt videos. And a FL gal dressed as a clown charged with murder. Tune in for more of the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

This week we have a plethora of stories involving people playing stupid "games" and winning stupid "prizes" We have a lady injecting dehydrated black widow, we have a snake bite victim electrocuting himself. Plus many other stories from the doomed human race. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

This week Shanty starts off by wondering why the hell are people losing their shit over a beer can. We have a naked FL man a school bus and a dead deer. There's a couple GA men breaking into an electrical station and get a good charring. We have a POS that blamed the death of his child on his cat. And a lady that called the ambulance that never showed up and her husband pays the price. These storied and more when you tune into the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

This week we start off with a story we neglected to get to last week. A FL man answers the door to an alligator and is quickly attacked. We have a family living with a dead body for six years to collect a check. There's this bacteria that eats heavy metal and shits gold.. We have a couple of dumb ass deputies that are disciplined for shooting each other. These stories and more when you tune in to the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

Only a day late but hey we made it. First off we have a Florida bad cop that was caught selling drugs... imagine that.. Then we have another naked FL man saying he's from a different time.. the future to be exact. We also have a Zebra that takes a guys arm off.. kinda.. We also have a huge algae mass headed for? You guessed it FL!!! These stories and more when you tune into the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

This week we had to do a remote podcast because mother nature decided to dump more snow on us. So the first minute is a little echoy on Sanchez end until I can figure out the audio situation. But don't fret we get it figured out and bring you the news you didn't know you needed to hear. we have a FL man who shoots his own finger off... Bang!! We have a hoarder finding her missing husband while searching for decorations.  We have a ATV rider end up in a sharks stomach. And other stories when you tune in to our weekly shit show. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

So in response to the Cocaine bear, someone decided Meth Gator was a good idea, so we covered the story.  We also have a ketchup company buying a guy a boat for surviving off ketchup.  We have a FL man found with over a ton of porn. Sex dolls for dogs and another FL man die from a brain eating amoeba. These stories and more brought to you by your favorite news team!!!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

Tonight Shoebee returns to give his take on some of the news you didn't know you needed to hear, and as usual Sanchez and I catch a buzz.  First off we have a FL man pronounced dead... but wasn't.  We have a FL gal eaten by a gator, but her dog lived.  A groom still hooked on mothers milk. And the rights of an unborn child locked up in prison.  Tune in for these storied and more with your favorite news team. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

This week we have a FL mom who's side hustle has gotten her kid suspended from school.  We have a man and wife married for some time with multiple attempted murder charges against the wife. We also have a couple guys that fall into a vat of chocolate. These stories and more when you tune into Happy Hr News!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

This week we start off with a FL man doing what FL men do best,,, yeah you guessed it. We have a gal that gets stuck in a jail cell for 3 days!! We have penis fishes!! We also have a couple found dead along with 125 cats in their home. And speaking of found.. you'll never guess what was found at a gas station.  THese stories and more when you tune it to the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

This week is kinda a short one. First off we discuss the deadly kite flying ordeal over in India and how it came to be.  We have a Florida woman who fails to fulfill her end of a murder suicide pact. We have a topless ND woman who desecrates a jesus statue. We also have 29 year old who posses as a student in a NJ highschool.  These stories and more on Happy Hr News. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

This week we have a few updates from past stories. A guy charged with vaping in the hospital, a naked sewer dweller, and one other.  We have a deadly kite flying competition in India. A couple side stories that weren't really all that interesting. Plus much more when you tune into a Friday edition of the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

This week we have a FL man that gets a little bitey on a bondage date. We have a funeral home director charged for selling body parts. We have a couple EMS workers being charged with murder. These stories and a whole lot more when you tune into the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

Well we finally have the audio dialed in.. for now.. We have FL man that drunkenly throws the Christmas tree at his wife. We actually have a few FL man stories for you tonight. We have a he.. she..it...them whatever it is was stealing luggage and there's quite the debate on this story. These stories and more when you join your favorite news team bringing you the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

This week we were snowed in, so Sanchez was broadcasting remotely from down the street. We talk about the insane amounts of snow that mother nature has dumped on us in a short time. We also share pics from around our area if you tune into our youtube you can check them out. https://youtu.be/futa2QyUit8  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

This week we have an ex Chicago cop caught urinating in an ice machine on a Florida beach. A Utard with a plethora of underage wives one of them allegedly his 15yr old daughter.  we have monks on meth!!! These stories and more when you tune into the best news duo around!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

Excuse the audio.. there was an echo so I pushed a button and made it... different.. I guess.  After three years one would think we would have our shit together.. guess not..  But we do have a Fl man or two along with some other stories that will make you ask yourself what the hell is wrong with humanity. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

This week we celebrate 3yrs of doing the podcast! That's right 3yrs We have Florida man and a back to back poor guy. So for those who have stuck with us for the past 3yrs we thank you and truly appreciate you!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

Boy do we go off the rails in this one.. I had to cut some out just because...  I'm not even sure we made it through a full story.  So we have a guy trying to smuggle a gun onto a plane in a raw chicken. We talk about Sanchez being homeless and his survival skills or lack thereof. Shanty's post apocalyptic survival plan, well part of it...  and maybe a couple other stories. Like I said we went off the rails on this one. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support