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HEY! Seasons over! Due to unforseeeeen circumstances. Don’t worry, we will still have our annual Halloween party! And we will be back next season! Here is a collection of the BEST interviews of 2020-2021 Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

What’s the worst that could happen if you and your friends played the “forbidden game”? Or what if you found out you could talk to the dead from the future? Would you heed the warning signs, or would you cry like a little baby every night? You baby.  This week’s Stories: “Black Magic” By praisethe_emotrinity Read by Brackett of Kreatures n Kreeps https://instagram.com/kreatures_n_kreeps?utm_medium=copy_link “I’ve had the same dream for 26 years” By Allan Loe Read by The Moors Musical guest: The Moors  “Queen of Stings” https://youtu.be/G7sn4JeUC84 ”Introduction to Happy Horror” by The Classy Wrecks Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts like this one on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

This week, the gang f**ks off to the woods to worship Satan! Come gather round the camp fire, as we nonchalantly start back in to season 6.66 with no explanation of where we’ve been the last two months.  This week’s Stories: “Journey into the woods” By Trev Wavy Read by Mark Tyler Hicks of Mark and a movie! https://instagram.com/mark_and_a_movie?utm_medium=copy_link True ghost stories Told by the band Mephiskapheles  Musical guest: Mephiskapheles  “Let them Come” https://open.spotify.com/track/1hLVRj7ep6bRbKNbMaUdiB?si=YTlXaSsPQWOyguhkhCDEaA&dl_branch=1 Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts like this one on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

What is life, if not one big psychedelic dream during a root canal? This week, the team fights the dangerous jungles of the Colombian Gator man, tackles the treacherous task of taming a Transylvanian, and tries to sell some tee shirts! This weeks stories: "El Hombre Caiman" A TRUE STORY! Told by Mother-In-Law of Happy Horror @monicagarca62 "The Devil is in The Details" Written by Thaddeus Yeung Read by Davey Calabrese Musical Guest :@calabrese666 "Hallucinatory Void" @theclassywrecks on the intro https://open.spotify.com/track/2388yEwLJcgmp2eon84q0n?si=pFjCskNZQEmfsXsrVyZ3hA Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

What’s the big deal with punctuation? Well, this week we find out just how important a period can actually be, and we get to hear Boris die again! How many times is that now?  Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

THIS WEEK! The creepy cronies get a visit from animal welfare! Boris gets names wrong! Eeris gets mad! Garth gets tacos! It’s a wild time! This week’s Stories: “Old Seal-Eyes ” Written by Rylee Nickel Read by Andrew “Gimetzco”Bargeron Old Seal-Eyes - Creepypasta  “Necromancy for Beginners” Written by Katrina Slater Read by Riggz Miller of The Whiskey Bats https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/fdyaef/necromancy_for_beginners/ Musical guest: The Whiskey Bats “Attack of the Bleeding Brain” https://open.spotify.com/track/6EMaIc7iYSQFXOOpAn9QN4?si=F5sIsv6sTaiK_yYYuHdzJw Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts like this one on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

Have you ever been harassed by a haunted hand? Or have been so scared by specters at your workplace that you wrote an incoherent creepypasta about it? Well these people did, and now you’re gonna hear about it. Welcome back to Crappypasta Crorner, we missed you too.  Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

It’s season six! The spooky gang is back, and ready to scare you and your friends with all news chilling tales of terror! Boris gets a temporary replacement! Garth gets a pet! Eeris gets implants! It’s gonna be a horror hoot!!! This week’s Stories: “Clairvoyant ” Written by Christian Wallace Read by Kato the medium https://instagram.com/katothemedium?igshid=1x41a7ccglx2q  “Piper” Written by Katrina Slater Read by Gorrissey and Aidean the Fiend of The Mismiths https://instagram.com/themismiths?igshid=ms77q58orxtj Musical guest: the Mismiths “Highway Horror” https://open.spotify.com/track/7xm4o9PXZ6fpSTspQIQVdt?si=-RklnJO9Q1-lgGK424PQMA Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts like this one on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

It’s AXEmas again! Here’s our annual salute to the season of giving! TAKE IT! ”An Unexpected Magi” by Sean “TFB” Tivenan https://www.creepypasta.com/an-unexpected-magi/ “Santa’s Other Workshop” by Derek Hawke read by Bobby Bladez of the Inhuman Experience podcast https://www.creepypasta.com/santas-other- workshop/ “‘T’was the Fright Before Christmas “ by xxdenzl https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/T%27was_the_Fright_before_Christmas Musica Guest: Backyard Superheroes with the song “Coal in my Stockings” https://open.spotify.com/track/54ueU29LxWKA4lPmozWcLn?si=b3yzb0eSQCOheFh98Gm7RA Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

Hey! It’s the titular “Hand” of the ForthHand! Brent came to read us a story, and Eeris brought the popcorn! I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.  Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

As we continue with our break from the break and prepare for our transition into a new season, we’d like to do our best to keep you mildly entertained. Come and join us as we read four of the darkest tales from the deepest hole in Reddit, and make a mockery of those that dare mock the sanctity of the name “Crappypasta”.  Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! All the spooky dooky is happening, and we’re throwing a party at it! Come in and see just how thin our veil really is!!! special guests: Idle Bones, Ethan and Jake from Have You Seen This podcast, Kato The Medium, Evelyn’s Casket, Jess-O-Lantern, and Zumbi Holocausto Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

SUPERMARKETS! They have always been the obvious havens for demonic entities, yet we choose to visit them daily. Here is the tale of one man’s horrifying life lesson about what happens when we let our guard down while we purchase our wares.  Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

Is this the end for ol’ season five?! Yes, yes it is. Don’t worry though, season six is just around the corner. And don’t forget about the holiday specials and the Crappypasta Crorner episodes. We aren’t going away, babies! We’re just hibernating. CREEP ON!!! This week’s Stories: “Bagels ” Written by Richard Saxon Read by Clint Cobb of The Halloween Shirt Company https://www.halloweenshirtcompany.com/  “I Bought a Voodoo Doll on Ebay” Written by Blair Daniels Read by The Phantom Cowboys Musical guest: Chesty Malone and the Slice Em Ups With “Gorilla Girl from Outter Space” Bagels - Creepypasta I Bought a Voodoo Doll on Ebay - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/12xfAqlLVHzEI526VClRXx?si=LGk5nHuHQNGcZcKxZxGb4A Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

What can we all learn from a crappypasta this week? Stay off the internet. That’s it. Listen as we join in one young person’s journey in doing exactly not that.  Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

How did we bring EAP back from the dead? Was it with the technology we got from the Space Gorilla Girl? It’s all fun and games until the human race is enslaved by aliens this week on Happy Horror! This week’s Stories: “Annabelle Lee ” Written by Edgar Allan Poe Read by Unkle Spooky   “A strange object fell from space” Written by Christopher Maxim Musical guest: Chesty Malone and the Slice Em Ups With “Gorilla Girl from Outter Space” A Strange Object Fell From Space - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/78NoHKpe4UZvlIBh8WpUjK?si=m6SNj-h5T9-BRBoplGxmhw Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

What is a snood? Nobody knows for sure. Something that sounds like it might attract the Lorax. This week’s Crappypasta does very little to explain.  https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/a16lzq/numbskull/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

Haunted houses are the worst! Unless you become friends with one. Join us this week as we see what will happen when a house that wasn’t becomes a home that shouldn’t, and when a neglectful father becomes a spectral grandfather! Lemons! This week’s Stories: “The House That No One Built” Written by Tobias Wade Read by The Dead Skeleton “Self Portrait of the Dead” Written by Tobias Wade Read by David Phantom of Evelyn’s Casket Musical guest: Evelyn’s Casket With “End For You” The House That No One Built - Creepypasta Self-Portrait of the Dead - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/5fsYxMyvOCD1hlOHJwhB5s?si=YaNoECBvS22kKBh6btQnwQ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

Hey! Is that a crazy lady in your closet, or are you just happy to see me? This week we play along with the idea that staying home alone may not be as glamorous as Macaulay made it seem. https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/im9w0c/home_alone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

Ever go spelunking? I hear it’s quite safe, just as long as there aren’t any monsters inside the caves. Take an extreme walk with us as we battle some demons, and join a cult! This week’s Stories: “The Cave” Written by Archfeared/Ethan I. Read by Evan Hughes “...in the end” Written by Shannon Higdon Read by Peter Graves of Nekromonsters Musical guest: Nekromonsters With “Undead” The Cave | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom In the End - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/3xqVznWhgOQGrJlMBoGf4c?si=onEmUftWT-uaIkCWqvWH2Q Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations