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Two extremely charming former WB stars meet in "Chicago" and bless us with their natural, low-key chemistry. (And because we never say it in this episode, welcome to Hallmark Hall of Shame, we're Janet and Alaina.)

It's Hallmark season once again! Alaina and Janet dive into a giant mug of hot chocolate, where they meet the cutest child to ever live.

We've waited 12 long months to find out where Ben and Cara from One Winter Weekend are now, and the answer is they're still in that blasted hotel library.

Before we left for the holidays, we recorded one last Christmas movie, in which a sheriff in tight sweaters does some wood-carving and possibly some murder.

In this week's movie, a young tech CEO invents an app for single women looking to meet mansplainers.

Janet and Alaina are depressed and a little mad about the Hallmark Hall of Fame production Christmas Everlasting.

Alaina and Janet are shocked and delighted to watch a movie in which the city boy doesn't get dumped (sort of).

Two rival tv producers travel from LA to Vermont to reunite a family and demonstrate how bad they are at their jobs. Janet and Alaina are on a real journey of their own with Chad Michael Murray.

We're back! And we're kicking off the Christmas movie season with a movie that half tries to be an adaptation of Pride and Prejudice.

You watched their royal wedding, now you're ready to find out how (Lifetime thinks) they got there.

This week we are joined by an actual Belgian princess to discuss a fictional Cambrian prince!

Two strangers - a cat lover and a dog lover - book the same beach house and are forced to stay there together. Luckily, they both love terrible music.

Loretta is an event planner in L.A. who returns home to Louisiana for a weekend of hiking, fishing, and her ex-boyfriend's whining.

Is it ok to ghost your boss if he's a king? Do all royal men have to have long hair? We get into it.

This week we celebrate History Days! with two characters who purport to have known each other for years. We have doubts.

A hot veterinarian starts trolling the relationship columnist who advised his ex-girlfriend to dump him and then, unbeknownst to either of them, they start dating in real life.

The future Mrs. Prince Harry once starred in a Hallmark movie about not being able to find a great guy. So relatable!

Can the mild-mannered producer of a cooking show and a bad boy chef learn to work together and maybe more? The answer will not surprise you.

Chloe goes home to her father's Oregon winery to try to stop him from selling out to the big New York company, but a mysterious handyman has other plans.

A former pro skier, Kat, is asked to coach a younger skier, named Anna, but Anna's single dad is looking pretty good too.