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Halfwitz vs Everything
83 minutes | May 16, 2016
Ep. 21- Halfwitz vs BvS
In this episode we talk about the cinematic slap-in-the-face known as Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, with special guest Jojo via Skype. (Sorry about the shitty audio) Spoiler Alert: Fuck Zack Snyder and FUCK this shitty excuse for a movie!
53 minutes | Apr 26, 2016
HW vs Everything -Mini Cast: 02 Civil War
Warning: Huge Spoilers in this podcast! In this episode Sqwerlay reads the full complete synopsis he found online of the upcoming Captain America: Civil War movie. Do not listen unless you want to know everything that happens in the movie before you see it.
85 minutes | Apr 22, 2016
Ep. 20- Halfwitz vs Fuller House
In this episode we celebrate the 20th episode of Halfwitz vs Everything by verbally bashing the embarrassing Netflix cheese-fest know as Fuller House.
86 minutes | Apr 8, 2016
Ep. 19- Halfwitz vs Missed Connections
In this episode Sqwerlay, Cookie and Mad Mark search the internet for some of the best/worst Craigslist Missed Connections from all over America and also read a few posts from the FML site.
80 minutes | Apr 1, 2016
Ep. 18- Halfwitz vs Mystery Meat
In this episode Sqwerlay and Mad Mark are joined by friend and fellow Halfwit "K-Web" as he talks about his new living situation, drunken kisses, cuddling/killing newts and the crazy mystery about his new roommate.
83 minutes | Mar 23, 2016
Ep. 17- Halfwitz vs Con-Man
In this episode Sqwerlay and Cookie sit down with our pal Con-Man as he tells us funny, gross and crazy stories from his job as a Mortician. Warning: Not recommended for those with weak stomachs and no sense of humor.
52 minutes | Mar 11, 2016
HW vs Everything -Mini Cast: 01
In this episode we talk about the success of the R-rated Deadpool movie and if other studios should try to recreate that success by making other superhero movies rated-R. We also discuss the upcoming Batman vs Superman movie. We end with a short chat about The Walking Dead.
98 minutes | Feb 26, 2016
Ep. 16- Halfwitz vs Creative Writing
In this episode we dig through some of Sqwerlay's storage boxes. He finds his old creative writing assignments from school and gets roasted by Mad Mark and Cookie for his horrible ideas, spelling and grammar.
84 minutes | Feb 12, 2016
Ep. 15- Halfwitz vs Deadpool
In this episode we talk about the Deadpool movie...a little. We also go off topic many times to discuss other comic books, superheroes, upcoming comic book movies and tv shows. Ps. The Deadpool movie was awesome!
81 minutes | Nov 20, 2015
Ep. 14- Halfwitz vs Ninja Wayne
In this episode we introduce fellow Halfwit, Ninja Wayne. We talk about how we met, Our stunt/prank dvds called "Halfwitz", Ninja Wayne fighting Fat Daddy, Mad Mark drinking ipecac, K-Web 69-ing a dog, and Sqwerlay ends the episode with another classic "shit story"
84 minutes | Nov 5, 2015
Ep. 13- Halfwitz vs Birthdays and Crap
In this episode we celebrate K-Webs birthday by going back to our Halfwitz roots and playing a fun game with a seven hundred thousand volt taser. It's Mad Mark vs K-Web and Sqwerlay vs Con Man. We also tell old birthday stories and the convo gets shitty as Sqwerlay tells a few stories involving Poop, Cops, Poop, Sex and you guessed it...Poop.
84 minutes | Oct 24, 2015
Ep. 12- Halfwitz vs The Walking Dead
In this episode we talk about the first two episodes of The Walking Dead: Season 6. We also talk about our thoughts on Evil Dead: The Musical that Cookie, Sqwerlay and Mad Mark attended earlier that day.
83 minutes | Oct 17, 2015
Ep. 11- Halfwitz vs Things and Stuff
In this episode the guys talk about annoying parts of social media, boobs vs butts, pubic hair, road rage, and strange but true news stories from around the world.
85 minutes | Oct 9, 2015
Ep. 10- Halfwitz vs Legal Weed
In this episode we get high on legal weed and touch on a bunch of topics including: last weeks k-web story, Oregon legalizing weed, school shootings, scary stories, our worst halloween costumes, girls with hairy nips and cats having anal sex
93 minutes | Sep 24, 2015
Ep. 9- Halfwitz vs Fat Daddy pt 2
In this episode we continue the Fat Daddy saga. We tell stories of how we met in a small town in Oregon, memories of Fat Daddy falling down and the mystery of Mark's dad and why he was in a wheelchair. We also talk about the creature known as "J-Rock"
84 minutes | Sep 16, 2015
Ep. 8- Halfwitz vs Fat Daddy pt 1
In this episode we take a stroll down memory lane with our dad Randy, aka Fat Daddy. We talk about paranormal stories and experiences as well as some funny stories about family and friends.
87 minutes | Sep 11, 2015
Ep. 7- Halfwitz vs Bean Boozled
In this episode Sqwerlay finally takes his punishment for losing the bet with Mark. (Eating gross flavored jelly beans) Nick and Sqwerlay make another bet that puts their girls at risk. We also talk about embarrassing childhood antics and discuss some new horror movies we are looking forward to watching.
83 minutes | Sep 7, 2015
Ep. 6- Halfwitz vs Alaskan Bush People
In this episode we talk shit about the "reality" tv show "Alaskan Bush People" along with other shows like Honey Boo Boo.
75 minutes | Sep 4, 2015
Ep. 5- Halfwitz vs Superman Lives
In this episode we talk about The Death Of Superman Lives: What Happened. A documentary by Jon Schnepp about the 90's Superman movie starring Nicolas Cage that almost was. Superman Lives was Written by Kevin Smith Directed by Tim Burton and due to to what seemed to be too many cooks in the kitchen was driven into the dumpster by Hollywood. But thanks to Jon Schnepp we get to hear/see the facts and judge for ourselves.
80 minutes | Aug 31, 2015
Ep. 4- Halfwitz vs Entertainment News
In this episode we talk about news and rumors in entertainment, the death of legendary horror filmmaker Wes Craven, the MTV VMA's and Mark and Sqwerlay make a bet about the movie Van Helsing.
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