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Happy Sunday (Tuesday)!!!Email: gwscrewed@gmail.comPatreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

Well, it's the season of love and...Oh. Valentine's Day was a week ago. Well...let's just complain about capitalism again!Email: gwscrewed@gmail.comPatreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

Hey listen, me and my partner saw you from across the bar. You look really cool, and we were wondering...would you want to listen to our podcast?!?! We're back with a whole new (and old) list of complaints, but we manage to also managed to solve of the world's problems. So, that's neat! Come and take a listen! Email: gwscrewed@gmail.comPatreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

Hello ScrewHeads...or GuysHeads...or whatever you're calling yourself these days.Coming in hot with a new episode! Now, I've said that clip shows are lazy in the past and that we would never do them. Well, this IS a clip show, and I think it's important that I mention it, so you know that despite explicitly going against what I said, I am still a man of my word.Anyways, join us as we peruse the news and count down our top five moments of the podcast in 2022!Email: gwscrewed@gmail.comPatreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

Have you all been good boys and girls and nonbinary children? I sure hope so...because here comes your early Christmas present! That's right! It's a big fat lump of coal! Yum!Also, it's an episode of our podcast, which is kind of like a lump of coal in audio form. Join the Guys as we go through the news of the day/week/month, depending on what we talk about. Come on over and hop onto our laps! Please! We're begging you!Email: gwscrewed@gmail.comPatreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

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Just an update to let you all know that we're still alive and we are still poddin!

Happy Hallo... Oh. Oh boy. Uh oh. We blew it. We completely missed it. Halloween is over and the Guys have nothing to say. NOT! Join us as we discuss some spooky topics in the news, including our new Twitter Lord, Elon Musk. And this time, you're getting all three of us! Email: gwscrewed@gmail.comPatreon: www.patreon.com/guywerescrewed

Alright, listen...we need you...yes, YOU, listening to this episode right now...to hear us very carefully. We need you to build a big boat...like a BIG boat. That's the easy part, because the next step is turning that boat into a giant honeymoon suite for every animal on Earth.Or not, I guess. Maybe it's just our time to go.Hey everyone, ALL of the Guys are coming at you for this episode. Today, we are talking about MEGAFLOODS *heavy metal riff.* Turns out this whole climate change thing might be really bad in a whole lot of ways, including the potential for gigantic, unpredictable floods. Huh.Email: gwscrewed@gmail.comPatreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

In our academic and critical review of the 1990s, there is one crucial area that has been overlooked thus far: the 90s were RADICAL. Join Sean and David as we take a look at the culture's extreme obsession with extreme sports at the End of History. Is pain the only way forward? Are boundaries created only to be crossed? Is Bam Margera okay? The answers to these questions lay within... Email: gwscrewed@gmail.com

Can you believe these zoomers? They're all so busy with their soundcloud raps and avocado toast, they don't even wanna work anymore! It makes me sick!Just kidding, of course. We at GWS studios completely support everyone's right to work as little as possible. Except our own. We will always work hard for you, boss. Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewedEmail@gwscrewed@gmail.com

Hey there Screwedheads,We're back with a new episode, hot out of our mouths and into the digital presses. We came to talk shit of Elon Musk and the royal family, and chew bubblegum...and we're all outta bubblegum.Email: gwscrewed@gmail.comPatreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

Ahem.Tell me Guy! Ain't nothin but a heartache!Tell me Guy! Ain't nothin but a mistake!Tell me Guy! I never wanna hear you say...I Guy it that way!Hey everyone,Why yes, people do often compliment me for my wonderful singing voice. How did you know?You heard the music. You know what's coming. We kidnapped our friend Alex, threw him in the time machine, and dragged his ass back to 1990s with us for another fantastic episode of I Hate The 90's."Wait, David...isn't on of the many quality series (such as Guys Re Viewed and GWS Book Club) that's usually exclusive to Patreon subscribers???"Yes you are correct, and thank you for that incredibly informational and thorough question. We're busting down the Paywall for this episode to give all of our listeners just a little sample of what they could be experienced on this side of the fence. In this episode, we dive into the infancy of Reality TV and try to figure out exactly what it did to our brains. This is the second part of the topic, but you don't need to hear the first to jump right in. However, if you want to hear that first part...well, just a look below.Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewedEmail: gwscrewed@gmail.com

(The tracks were a little, but it's fixed now. Sorry about that. Our intern QC Sean identified the problem and David fixed it. It was the result of a new countdown process, and because of the error, Chill Sean has been executed)Hey everyone.Us over here at GWS Headquarters are always looking to the future. What is coming down the pike? Which disaster that we are constantly sprinting toward are we going to discuss this week? Which completely avoidable, yet destines calamity are we going to talk about now? When is David going to stop fidgeting with whatever is on his desk while recording?We decided it was time...time to go back. Like waaaayyyy back. I know what you're thinking...you did not read the title of the episode and are thinking that we are going to talk about the era that most of our national leaders were born. Well, no. We are actually going FURTHER BACK than that, if you can imagine it.Hop in the Infared Sauna Time Machine with us, as we speed past Jeffrey Epstein, W.E.B. DuBois, George Washington, Sir Isaac Newton,  and Jesus to unravel the mystery at the origin of our stupid species. Join us to talk about Prehistoric Humanity.Email: gwscrewed@gmail.comPatreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

What if there was a podcast SO POWERFUL that it could destroy anyone who didn't listen to it? Well, that podcast does exist, and lucky for you, it's the one you're listening to right now! I sure hope you told everyone in your family and all of your friends to listen, too. Because if not...well, this is going to be awkward.Welcome back everyone. We're on Roko Watch again, and he's back to his old crazy tricks. This is the conclusion to Sean's Roko's Basilisk series, and we're still pretty confused. But maybe one of you will get it and can explain it to us. Please?Won't you join us as we make carbon copies of ourselves to be tortured until the end of time?Email: gwscrewed@gmail.comPatreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

This is the true story...of four non-strangers...picked to sit in rooms all over the continent...and have their voices taped...to find out what happens...when podcasts stop being polite...and start getting real. You know we had to do it again. And you KNOW we had to bring back one of our favorite guests in order to do it. Today, Dr. Alex Walton comes back on the pod to talk about the origins of F-Boy Island, Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, The Great British Baking Show, Bar Rescue, and the former President of the United States.  Were the Gen Xers right? Did we actually will this reality into existence with the entertainment we consumed? Or were these shows warnings...signposts of the oncoming collapse? In this first half of our coverage, we talk about The Real World, Road Rules, The Real Word vs. Road Rules: The Challenge, Cops, and True Life. Email: gwscrewed@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

Hey there, Screwedheads.Chris and David are coming hot for this episode. But we're not bringing you news...or movies...or video games. Oh, no. Today, on this very episode, we've got...BOOKS!Join us as we dive into two books that we're currently reading. Chris is ready to walk us through the first three chapters of Lost In Math by Sabine Hossenfelder, and David is two chapters into getting his mind blown by The Dawn of Everything by David Wengrow and David Graeber.We'll also decide to make Book Club a regular part of our Patreon, so check that out!!!Patreon: www.patreon.com/guywerescrewedEmail: gwscrewed@gmail.com

We have no mouth and we must podcast.Hey there, everyone. The Guys are back with a real head-scratcher.What do you all think about AI? Cool? Dangerous? Neither? Both?!?!But what if the AI was kind? What if it was so kind, it had to kill most people on Earth?This is the topic that Sean leads the Guys through, as we try to decide if this thought experiment is profound or really dumb. Join us, before we are all wiped out.Email: gwscrewed@gmail.comPatreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

The boys are back in town, oh, the boys are back in town...litterally!Hey everyone,We missed all of you after our week off to go see our coastal elite friend, Chris. We tasted the good life, and boy was it sweet. And now we're back, completely refreshed...and without a topic. But no need to fear; we still have a lot to say, believe it or not. David destroys one of his poorer segments, and takes a great leap forward with a new one. Chris walks us through exactly why D & D suck and their potential with completed source material. Finally, Sean keeps talking about moonbeams, for some reason.Come on in!Email: gwscrewed@gmail.comPatreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

*punches listener* Welcome to Guys We're Screwed.We're taking a week off of a dedicated topic after last week's heavy subject. We know this is the right decision and there's nothing you can say or do to convince us otherwise.On this episode, the Guys tackle whale- and Biden-consciousness. Which one really is the more aware being? We also dive back into some robot talk about build yet another scenario that could lead to our ultimate demise. Just kidding. Climate change is going to kill us all way faster then robots.Happy listening!Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewedEmail: gwscrewed@gmail.com