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The Groans of Castamere

46 Episodes

86 minutes | Oct 27, 2019
Groans + Y’all Seen That? Halloween Special : Part 3
In the final Halloween Special installment of Groans + Y’all Seen That, 72 year old Tink, Kelli and Ryan dive headfirst off a cliff into Ari Aster’s Sophomore feature length horror film, Midsommar. Listen as the crew discusses the benefits of joining a Swedish cult and the horrors of seeing an artistic film in theaters with large groups of high school students in attendance.
49 minutes | Oct 20, 2019
Groans + Y’all Seen That? Halloween Special : Part 2
Michael J. Fox, Ving Rhames, Natalie Portman, Jim Varney, and Chris Hemsworth. Any episode where we dive into movies starring these fine folks is a good week, and who’d have guessed we’d be able to put this group of actors together in a special Halloween episode featuring the Groans and Y’all Seen That crews? Join us as we walk through another stellar list of movies that’ll get you fired up for the best holiday of the year!
67 minutes | Oct 13, 2019
Groans + Y’all Seen That? Halloween Special : Part 1
In this special Rebrew presentation, The Groans of Castamere and Y’all Seen That? team up to give you a recap and review of some of the crews’ favorite slasher and suspense movies. Reminisce with us to the sounds of Juwanna Mann and other spooky scores as we take you through some awesome and awesomely terrible films!
62 minutes | Sep 24, 2019
The Groans of Castamere Episode 42 – Hagrid: Gotta Go Fast
Join Tink, Kelli, Anna, and Ryan as they wrap up Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix with a lively discussion of our favorite half giant’s need for speed. Differences between the film and book abound, and we get some fun cartoon references and a real-live laugh track. Listen on Spotify, iTunes, or anywhere you get your podcasts
45 minutes | Sep 11, 2019
The Groans of Castamere Episode 41 – DUDLEY: Starring Michael C. Hall
Tink, Kelli, Anna, and Ryan are back with the 41st installment of The Groans of Castamere. Join them as they discuss The first half of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, a film about a boy named Dudley who grows up to become a vigilante serial murderer. Even if that’s not your thing, listen in for a brief discussion of wizard hermeneutics as well as guest appearances by both Jenna Maroney and Dale Gribbles as we recap and review David Yates’s debut Harry Potter film.
55 minutes | Aug 19, 2019
The Groans of Castamere Episode 40 – Whose Friend Is It Anyway
Tink told me to tell you that Kelli told Anna that Ryan wants you to listen to the Groans of Castamere. Listen this week as we discuss the second half of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, where tournament entry is binding but we make up the rules for the challenges as we go. This episode is best served with a nice steaming bowl of Baby Voldemort Soup.
64 minutes | Aug 12, 2019
The Groans of Castamere Episode 39 – Harndy Parndy
This week, Madeye, The Swedish Chef, The Weird Sisters, and Xenophilius Lovegood cover the first half of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Join us for some good-old-fashioned 90s nostalgia, with Doug, Blue’s Clues, and Yo Yo Balls all making an appearance, and listen to the host formerly known as Hagrid formerly known as Khellisi tell the all-time classic story of King Beetle.
64 minutes | Jul 29, 2019
The Groans of Castamere Episode 38 – Bye Bye Buckbeak
In this episode, the full crew finishes up the Groans discussion of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Inspired by Gary Puckett, the B-52s, and the wizards who created the Gumby Theme Song, Tink, Kelli, Anna, and Ryan talk patronus-inspiring memories, tiny toons adventures, and dive into the dangers of problematically imagined time travel.
88 minutes | Jul 23, 2019
The Groans of Castamere Episode 37 – The Wand Experiment
In this episode, Kelli, Tink, and Ryan discuss the first half of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. While comparing the disparate styles of Chris Columbus and Alfonso Cuaron, the gang also talks Willy Wonka, Men in Black, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
49 minutes | Jul 15, 2019
The Groans of Castamere Episode 36 – Animorphs: The Musical
This week, Anna and Ryan wrap up the Groans discussion of Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets. Listen as we discuss terrible child acting, broadway musicals, and a cast that should have included Patrick Swayze and Jim Carrey.
77 minutes | Jun 30, 2019
The Groans of Castamere Episode 35 – The Chamber Pot of Secretions
In this episode, Tink, Anna, and Ryan discuss the first half of Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets and its many similarities to 90’s TV classics Are You Afraid of the Dark? and Beverly Hills 90210. Join in on the fun as we talk about Ron’s slug secretion problem, some more bad CGI, and the tragic omission of everyone’s favorite poltergeist.
81 minutes | Jun 27, 2019
The Groans of Castamere Episode 34 – Snitches Get Stitches
Groans is back covering the second half of Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone. Join Kelli, Tink, Anna, Ryan, and special guest Randy Newman as they discuss the merits of dangerous detention, evil Harry Potter, and magical continuity errors!
59 minutes | Jun 6, 2019
The Groans of Castamere Episode 33 – Yer a Big Boi, Hagrid
Fresh off of the series finale of HBO’s Game of Thrones, Tink, Kelli, and Ryan take a break from The World of Ice and Fire for a Summer Series about our favorite wizard boy. The gang is joined by Harry Potter fanatic Anna, as they take on hard-hitting issues like House Elf labor laws, Owl Post collections notices, and Wizarding Healthcare while discussing part one of Chris Columbus’s Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.
66 minutes | May 21, 2019
The Groans of Castamere Episode 32 – Melty Boi
Join your faithful crew of Tink, Khellisi, and Ryan as they chat it up about the final episode of HBO’s Game of Thrones. All three of your favorite hosts managed to stay awake through the entire episode, so tune in to catch up on any details you might have missed (like the Quad City Dj overlay as the Iron Throne melted into a heap of slag). Groans will take a one week break after this cast, and will be back for a special non-GoT Summer Series!
83 minutes | May 14, 2019
The Groans of Castamere Episode 31 – It’s Almost Over (Da Bells)
In this week’s cast, Tink and the host formerly known as Khellisi are joined by special guests Stu and Leeana as they discuss the hot mess that is now both an accurate descriptor of King’s Landing and HBO’s Game of Thrones’s penultimate episode, The Bells.
58 minutes | May 7, 2019
The Groans of Castamere Episode 30 – WHY
This week Tink, Khellisi, and Ryan dive into HBO’s Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 4. Tune in if you’re into unfulfilled prophecies, abrupt end to character arcs, Werther’s Originals, or at the very least for a cameo from the people’s WWF champion.
103 minutes | May 1, 2019
The Groans of Castamere Episode 29 – The 82 Minute Long Night
Join the Groans crew for our recap of the third episode of the final season in HBO’s Game of Thrones. Tink, Kelli, and Ryan are joined by Anna, a special guest who also happens to be married to Ryan! The gang discuss the latest episode with vigor and the ratings vary widely as the crew ventures through everything from Breaking Bad to A Link to the Past in their attempt to try and explain what we all just saw.
87 minutes | Apr 24, 2019
The Groans of Castamere Episode Episode 28 – Winterfeels
Check out this week’s recap of HBO’s Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 2 on The Groans of Castamere. Tink, Khellisi, and Ryan are joined by fellow Rebrew Host Scott and somehow manage to work in everything from Ghostbusters to Mister Roger’s Neighborhood as we discuss the impending deaths of all of our favorite characters.
77 minutes | Apr 16, 2019
The Groans of Castamere Episode 27 – Dr. Branhattan (w/ Quin from Ideas of Ice and Fire!)
This week the regular crew is joined by special guest Quin from Ideas of Ice and Fire to recap the Game of Thrones season 8 premiere! Listen as we discuss creepy Uncle Bran, Westerosi comedians, and the art of mailing it in. Check out Ideas of Ice and Fire on Twitter (@IDEASOFICE_FIRE), YouTube, and Patreon!
44 minutes | Apr 11, 2019
The Groans of Castamere Episode 26 – Ice Daddy (Season 8 Primer!)
Join us for a special edition of The Groans of Castamere where Tink, Khellisi, and Ryan get ready for the Season 8 premiere of HBO’s Game of Thrones.
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