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Wayne has girl troubles? What a surprise. Listen and get your chance to win a Sharkbel Prize!Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!

Things get a little heated when Mike makes us answer questions about Star Wars books you've never read. Also, if the feds are listening in... the hooker was dead when Wayne got there.   Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!

Thank you mom, for... something or other. What's going on with Queerdoba? Goodbye, moon men...Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!

This one's kinda short. But it's thick.Every ten episodes we flush the format and do whatever! (It's called a TENgential, people).Monica joins us once again, with none of the alcohol but aaall of the rubbing. Rawr!Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!

Get yer situation all situated with yer sit-upon, figdet sinner! (Sit down). Konrad has a bombshell to shock your shell with. To go out on a limb... it's bloody surprising.-Lord Raiden, God of KissesCare to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!

One thing is for sure: There's plenty of bells and whistles, but this ain't no Frilled Onion podcast! For a high carb appetizer, the guys discuss whether "stealthing" is technically rape.Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!

This is the most fun we've had, and that's saying something! We have THREE wonderful guests, including the infamous "Wifey" - and... it's a vicious, competetive Moist Off, let me tell ya!Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!

This one is pretty Jew-niversal. As usual, Wayne WAS the volleyball -- that little... fat... slut of a cow-sized, sugary hogpig.Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!

We had a week off, but we're back and we're strong as ever... which wasn't very... we need to work out. Join us, as we boldly reach new lows for your mere entertainment!Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!

OMG y'all... IDK about U but I'm all LOL and LMFAO up in here - let's get JUITBH in our deep BHM's while we SDIOUWEDPFWABMC!... HFSIAGTKMSWAGRAAHPOBSLTNTIA!!!Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!

BE MUSED, NOT BEMUSED! Wayne's not in this one, so it's already twice as good. Might get rough though - just remember: the safe word is "no". Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!

First of all: F#@% you, sir or madame! We're givin' you pearls in this one... Real tree of Wisdom, this show. Look. Sometimes you need to think outside the "box". Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!  

What in the world are we talking about!? The answer... is Stuff. And stuff... is... Oh god damn it; click the stupid link... Fuck. Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!

This episode smells! Oh wait... that's... us. Nevertheless, We're gonna BUTTER you up with this TEN-gential episode, where we do away with the format and let our mouths go! (With no Smalley amount of sarcasm). This show is worth 4,000 wing-wangs; we'll be sure to let some of that trickle down.Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!

This one's amazin', a'ight!? It's got thrills, chills, and protein spills - all the "bibble" hate and onions on the grills. And when the grillin' be done... we know when it's time for chill-pillin', my son. Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!

The Grilled Onions crew is rather thick SKINNED... FORE-ever young, you might say. Can't CIRCUM-vent their smooth pre-CISION. Penis.But Mike says customers aren't dicks; they're assholes. Because dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck.  Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!

The title might make you think something incredibly stupid like, "Oh thank heaven, they're not gonna talk about Trump this time."Hah! Silly grillers...   Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!

Let's have a sense of "yumor" about this, people. Ah, never mind. RIOOOOT! Mike's got an interesting game this time: spot the news story that isn't false. Join us by the fire while we toss a few Republicans into it.Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email atGrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!

What in the world is anyone talking about!? Find out here! ... That the answer is 'nothing'. Turn your dials to channel Nonsense. Add a dash of nerd rage, a tablespoon of Trump hate, and a pinch of Wayne Philosophy. Bring to a boil over the hearth, simmer, and dump in the trash. You suck at cooking.   Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!

Get schwifty to the soft, sultry melodies of this, our epic love song. It is the song of life, and the song                 of love. Sway... to the song of Turd. Konrad's gonna probably die. Where in the fuck is Obama!?   Care to contact the guys?  Shoot us an email at GrilledOnionsPod@gmail.com, or check us out on Facebook!  You can also find us on Twitter, or even give us a call at 775-238-6686!