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In this episode we watched one of the best movies of all time, the 1986 classic Big Trouble in Little China. We also learned that Mike might be a little racist.The post Episode 37 – Big Trouble In Little China – Because John Asked Nicely appeared first on Goose Riot.

In this episode, that we recorded back in October 2017, we talk about Baywatch and our appreciation for the female form.The post Episode 36 – Baywatch – Better Late Than Never appeared first on Goose Riot.

This movie could have been so much better. The podcast has turned into a “whenever we get around to it” podcast. May have some sound quality issues.The post Episode 35 – Knights of Badassdom – Autism Awareness appeared first on Goose Riot.

This episode we watch a movie so obscure you can really only find it on youtube and VHS. Maybe one day we’ll get around to releasing episodes on a schedule.The post Episode 34 – Tammy and the T-Rex – The First Time Paul Walker Was On Fire appeared first on Goose Riot.

This week we watched a modern take on Billy Shakespeare’s classic.The post Episode 33 – Romeo + Juliet – Friars Gone Wild appeared first on Goose Riot.

This week we watched the 1985 classic, Teen Wolf and ask the important question…”Does the hair go all the way to the tip?”The post Episode 32 – Teen Wolf – Sit Boy, Now Shake appeared first on Goose Riot.

This week we watch the House Bunny, discuss fictional alien death-matches, and answer the question “To toss, or not to toss?”The post Episode 31 – The House Bunny – Nipple Covers FTW appeared first on Goose Riot.

In this episode, we watch a really awful movie about clowns, from space. Yes, it’s as dumb as it sounds. We also try out a new host and immediately regret it.The post Episode 30 – Killer Klowns from Outer Space – We need a new host. appeared first on Goose Riot.

This week we watched Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Not since the Tara Reid nip slip of 2004 has something with so much promise been so disappointing. Next week…Killer Klowns from Outer SpaceThe post Episode 29 – Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull – Grab the snake! appeared first on Goose Riot.

This week we watched Masterminds (2016) because we discovered that Brendan Fraser in the Mummy was just too entertaining to ridicule. We also catch up on what the world has been up to in our absence, from the election all the way to the Japanese adult film industry. Drop us a line to recommend a ...The post Episode 28 – Masterminds – Raising awareness for Japan appeared first on Goose Riot.

In this episode we drop some dead weight, talk about a really awful movie, we lie about what we’ll be watching next week, and Tanner doesnt quit. He still sucks though.The post Episode 27 – Fifty Shades Darker – They Still Spelled Grey Wrong appeared first on Goose Riot.

This week we had the pleasure of viewing Bio-Dome(1996). Legend has it Kurt Cobain had one look at the script, before filming, and went to buy a shotgun immediately after. After watching the film, we think he made the right call. This movie was so awful, we spend most of the episode discussing Furious 7. ...The post Episode 26 – Bio-Dome – I Wish Pauly Shore Was Dead appeared first on Goose Riot.

If you thought it’d be impossible for Nick Cage to look more trashy than he did in Con Air, you were sadly mistaken. This week we experienced the 2011 masterpiece, Drive Angry, In the film, Nick Cage stars as a man who comes back from the dead to save his deceased daughter’s child from a ...The post Episode 25 – Drive Angry – Sorry for the Delays! appeared first on Goose Riot.

This week we watched a masterpiece called spring breakers starring James Franco doing his best riff raff impersonation. It’s a charming film about 4 innocent girls who go to beautiful Saint Petersburg, FL and become drug dealing gangsters….oh and there’s a Brittney Spears montage. Join us next week as we attempt to sit through Drive ...The post Episode 24 – Spring Breakers – I Got Scarface On Repeat appeared first on Goose Riot.

Some men just want to watch the world burn…but not like this. This week we watch John Cusack do the impossible by making Armageddon boring. Seriously…if us watching this one again would let mankind survive the apocalypse, we’d all be doomed. Join us next week when we celebrate the season with Spring Breakers. Also featured ...The post Episode 23 – 2012 – John Cusack Versus the World appeared first on Goose Riot.

This week we dived into Con Air, a movie so bad even Nick Cage’s beautiful hair couldn’t save it. Watch as the worst convicts in the world take over this aircraft and wreak all sorts of havoc along the way. Prepare for terrible jokes and even worse acting. Next week, we watch John Cusack unfortunately ...The post Episode 22 – Con Air – Put the Bunny in the Box appeared first on Goose Riot.

This week we watch Die Hard….on a boat…with Steven Seagal. Only it’s called Under Siege and is much worse. Who knew a knife fight with Tommy Lee Jones could make a movie worse? Join us next week as we watch Nick Cage jump start his career with Con Air.. Videos we mentioned during the podcast: ...The post Episode 21 – Under Siege – The Navy: It’s Not Just a Job. It’s an Adventure appeared first on Goose Riot.

To celebrate our 20th episode, we grab our favorite marital aids and went to the theater to watch 50 Shades of Grey. It’s a beautiful love story staring some sort of a handsome robot with less acting skill than Steven Hawking and a girl that’s a 6/10 on a good day. Join us next week ...The post Episode 20 – Fifty Shades of Grey – They Spelled Gray Wrong appeared first on Goose Riot.

This week we take a look at Will Smith hang neck in Wild Wild West. Listen along as we discuss Will Smith’s worst career decision, Salma Hayek’s…talents, and well…that’s about all that’s worth mentioning in this awful movie. Next week, for a very special Episode 20, we creep people out by going to see 50 ...The post Episode 19 – Wild Wild West – Never Drum on a White Lady’s Boobies at a Redneck Dance appeared first on Goose Riot.

This week we watch the 1997 theatrical abortion, Starship Troopers over pancakes and sausages. We talk about shower scenes and X-Rated bug faces. Join us next week as we watch Will Smith make his second worst decision in Wild Wild West, his first being a lack of contraception.The post Episode 18 – Starship Troopers – The Only Good Bug is a Dead Bug appeared first on Goose Riot.