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This week we're strolling down memory lane as we recall our humble beginnings on the internet. You know, before we all had tiny touch screen computers in our pockets, back when people actually concealed their identities online, and we had to use phone lines to connect to the web. Join Allyson in her a blanket fort and Kasey in her office as we talk about our not-so-distant pasts as trolls. Dial up. Log on. Download. 

Welcome back! This week we're talking about long distance relationships, specifically our experiences with romantic ones. Is it worth it? Does it suck? Kasey does most of the talking this episode as she walks us through her 10 year LDR, Allyson chimes in with her failed one, and a very special guest pops in later to help us answer some of your questions! Come momentarily close the gap with us this week!

Did you know both of us have Type 1 Diabetes? Sad, but true. In this episode we talk about all things diabetes: the difference between being diagnosed at 9 and 19, what it's like to experience both high and low bloodsugar, and the pitfalls of wearing an insulin pump. Also in this episode: Kasey's latest art project, hot tips for getting out of a bad date, and Allyson's Animal Crossing Sins.

Get your goosebumps ready, cause in this episode we're talking about all things creepy, crawly, squirmy, and wormy. From childhood encounters with toads and cave crickets, to run-ins with leeches as adults, we're turning over the rocks in our minds to see what slithers out. Also, Kasey visits the hospital, and Allyson misses out on a Splatfest revival. Kasey finishes the episode by taking one for the team and tasting a Sour Patch Kid Chips Ahoy cookie. 

Nothing gold can stay, it's true. In this episode, we reminisce on some of those golden things that no longer exist. Places, food, flavors, websites, and yes, even mobile apps that we wish still existed. Allyson continues to drag other people's goofs into the podcast, and Kasey's goof... is more like a responsible adult move?! The world is upside-down, WHO KNOWS ANYMORE.

What's not to love about pets? They're cute, they're fun, and you're going to have to clean up poop. So much poop. In this episode we go down memory lane and talk about our pets, past and present. In a surprising twist, Kasey has TWO goofs this week, and Allyson's goof isn't even hers!!! Join of us for episode 10 of Gold Can't Stay - The Pet Episode! The Epetsode? 

We're talking about Animal Crossing New Horizons, folks! In this episode we discuss the villagers we love and hate, Tom Nook, and our general feelings about the latest title in the Animal Crossing franchise. Kasey is addicted to DIYs, and Allyson is cultivating a flower obsession. Is this game really as relaxing as they say?! Quarantine can't stop Allyson's goof game, and it's somehow worse this week. Join us for episode 9: 

We're back! We're also back home! Due to recent events, we couldn't stay in Japan as long as we had planned. In this episode we talk about the decision to leave, traveling during a pandemic, and what's it's like to self-isolate for 14 days. Allyson reveals the spiciest goof to date, and Kasey laments shopping for American-sized shoes in Japan. Join us for our first official episode as Long Distance Sisters!

We're doing it! In this episode, we rank our top 10 video games (and 5 Honorable Mentions) of right now! Kasey has a lot of reservations (and regrets?!) and Allyson is flying by the seat of her pants, quite comfortably. Join us as we reveal our favorites titles from SNES to Switch. For extra fun, take a wheat grass shot every time Allyson says the world "incredible."

We've been inspired by the upcoming release of Animal Crossing: New Horizons, and we're talking about collections! From childhood to present day, both common and downright disgusting, we're hoarding it all. Join us as we walk for miles across Tokyo collecting stamps and spend way too much money on chocolate surprise eggs. This episode will be a lovely addition to your podcast collection. 

We're doing it folks. In this episode we tackle your questions about travel in Japan without knowing the language and the impact of the novel Coronavirus. Neither of us are doctors, just two humans sharing our experiences. That being said, put your face masks on and join us for a ride on the Japan Rail system! 

Kasey turned 30 on 2/20/2020! Actually, that was our whole reason for coming to Japan in the first place! Join us as we celebrate Kasey's big day, and Allyson breaks her daily goof record by a mile. 

Hostels, hotels, and ryokan -- oh my! This week we tell you all about our experiences with the different kinds of accommodations available in Japan, including Allyson's encounter with a creepy hostel owner. Join us and our best friend Google as we talk about booking places to stay in Japan.

Kasey and Allyson here! To celebrate Valentine's Day we're treating ourselves in the most Japanese way we know how: breakfast at a family restaurant, a visit to the Ghibli Museum, and a night cap at an izakaya. Join us as we're confronted by corn, cry in public, and cause the staff of a bar undue stress. 

Grocery store goofs, an ibuprofen challenge, and the cold, cold reality of air units-- and we've only been in Japan for a few days! In this first episode we (Kasey and Allyson) talk about why we came to Japan and the initial surprising and hilarious challenges of trying to fit in when you don't know the language. We can't stay, but let's hang for awhile!