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130 minutes | a day ago
Ep 21 - Nintend(ild)o Direct(ly in my ass)
The young god Damo joins the cast once again, this time to help me break down the most recent Nintendo Direct. We go over the whole thing in order, the good, and the bad.....I didn't cut out the part about Splatoon 3, fuck it. Who really cares.Btw I couldn't help myself with the music, probs will just never stop.Globtopics is now on YouTube, go subscribe and I'll probably bop you off.
70 minutes | 8 days ago
Ep 20 - Ricotheguyo's Stonks Corner
Oh shit, we back. Fresh with a new format baby. After explaining all that shit, we dive into the stonks. They've been pretty wild lately, and we get to the bottom of it. Penny stonks go brrrrr.
147 minutes | 25 days ago
Ep 19 - Daddy Day Cast
Welp, the daddies and uncle Rico hit this shit out the park. We talk all sorts of dad stuff, like the CIA, poop hamsters, throwing up on edibles, and car accidents. You know, dad stuff.
184 minutes | a month ago
Ep 18 - State of the Universe Address 2
To all intergalactic and transdimensional beings, fear no more. The problems plaguing the multiverse have once again been solved by us. When I say us, I of course mean, Nigel, Chris, and I. Unfortunately, we recorded this cast before the protests at the Capitol, but honestly, it's probably for the best. Better to reflect on the madness if you ask me. Plus it gives us more stuff to fix in the next one.
144 minutes | 2 months ago
Ep 17 - A SciFi Master Class
Featuring, Spooki Gucci aka Jare Behr Master Kush aka Jared, RicoTheGuyo aka Rico, Secret Agent Tucker aka Tucker, & Glo Gang Globert. We talk about all sorts of shit but in the end we unintentionally gave everyone of you a SciFi Master Class!
94 minutes | 2 months ago
Bonus Ep 9 - Legos In The Matrix: The Story of Minecraft
Got the brainiac himself on this very special bonus eppie. Nigel finally makes his second appearance on the cast. This time to talk about Minecraft. He's been steadily playing the game through a majority of the last decade. During that time, he's built a very unique perspective on a very unique game. I had a ton of fun recording this cast and an almost equal amount of fun editing it, hopefully it all sounds good.
121 minutes | 2 months ago
Ep 16 - Beige Bois 2
You already know bitch, it's Beige Bois, the sequel. Get your Vos sparkling water ready.
31 minutes | 2 months ago
Bonus Ep 8 - How The Puritans (almost) Stole Christmas
Back in the 1640's and 1650's, a bunch of puritan dildos tried to abolish Christmas in England. Obviously that didn't work very well. Hopefully you're full, drunk, and high, surrounded by loved ones when you hear this cast. Too show those bitch ass puritans what happens when you FUCK WITH CHRISTMAS!!!
129 minutes | 2 months ago
French Revolution Part Deux - Robespierre, you wanna come out here?
Holy shit, the wait is finally over. This one gets wild. Say hello to the radical left and right. They've come to play and they don't plan on leaving anytime soon. Also, the Austrians and Prussians start chilling and dreaming of a world with no France. Needless to say, The Revolution has finally begun.
21 minutes | 2 months ago
Bonus Ep 7 - Crash Talk 1: Dildos en Regalia
Borrowing a new laptop from Ricotheguyo. So decided to upload the episode I kept referring to as the dildo factory. With the new set up I can edit in a 1/4 of the time so now the sky is the limit. Next stop, 1790 France, I promise.
183 minutes | 3 months ago
Ep 15 - Super Dabarrio Bros
Chattin with the young god, Ricotheguyo. Of course this shit's a hitter.
168 minutes | 3 months ago
Ep 14 - Cyberpunk 2077: Delay of Game, 15 Yard Penalty
Back at it again goobers. This time I'm joined by Damo on the new 2 mic set up. Sounded a lot better than the other set up, but still needs a lil tinkering. Regardless, in this eppie we get into game development crunch and why so many games have been delayed this year. We also get weird and talk about the inevitable AI overlord that will enslave us all. Sounds like a goodie to me.
54 minutes | 3 months ago
Bonus Ep 6 - Spooky Conspiracies 3 - The Disappearance of the Roanoke Colony
The platinum bois are back at it again. This time we definitely solve the mystery of the colony at Roanoke Island. For the uninformed, the colony had hundreds of men women and children, all of which disappeared without a trace. The only clue was a tree with the word CROATON carved into it.....
99 minutes | 3 months ago
Ep 13 - A Very Platinum Thanksgiving
It's the Platinum Thanksgiving Special baby! Thanks for sticking with me while I took a week off. Life was getting wild, holidays and shit. But we're back bitch. Spooky conspiracy this weekend. French Revolution next week. Love ya, happy Thanksgiving. (audio fixed)
102 minutes | 4 months ago
French Revolution Part Un - Hungry, Poor, and Unrepresented
Well folks, here we go. It's time to embark on our journey into the French Revolution. A crazy time in history that is so completely ignored. In this one we get into the structure of late 18th century France, and what the people were going through. We also touch on the Three Estates, the Estates General, and the Storming of the Bastille. Sharpen your pitchforks, it's time for a revolution!
189 minutes | 4 months ago
Ep 12 - Tales From The Trail 2
I'll write a description tomorrow at work. I have to go to bed. It's tales from the trail 2.
54 minutes | 4 months ago
Bonus Ep 5 - Spooky Conspiracies 2 - The Abduction of Betty and Barney Hill
Well folks, we're talking about aliens. The abduction of Betty and Barney Hill is one of the most popular and notable abduction cases in history. Not just because there is a wild and crazy story, but there is also a surprising amount of supporting evidence. Skeptics of the case have made their own theories of the entire situation, and I go over all of it. I also ended up with my own theory on what could have happened, and I'd like to think that it's a little more than possible. All in all, it's a pretty nutty tale, and fits perfectly as a spooky conspiracy.
194 minutes | 4 months ago
Ep 11 - The Great Debate: PS5 vs. Xbox (insert gay name here)
Well, the wait is finally over. Damo and I decided there was enough information to officially debate the pros and cons about the next generation consoles. In particular the PS5 and the Xbox Series X or S or whatever the fuck. Regardless, you probably already know that I'm a ride or die Playstation kid. So naturally I take the side of PS5. However, we get deep into both consoles and I feel like we got down to the bottom of it. Also, Jake and Dillon jump on the cast for some 3rd party support and to give some fresh perspectives on this generation of videogame hardware. Let the most important debates of 2020 begin!
73 minutes | 4 months ago
Bonus Ep 4 - Spooky Conspiracies 1 - Project MKULTRA
Well, once again, I have fallen into a rabbit hole. I planned on doing spooky conspiracies for the month of October. So I started to go through my mental rolodex for some of my favorites, and landed on MKULTRA (kinda creepy honestly.) Project MKULTRA was the CIA's venture into the world of brainwashing and mind control. They used many inhumane methods of destroying somebodies psyche, including but not limited to, electroshock therapy, hypnosis, psychic driving, sensory depravation, medically induced comas, and of course dosing THE FUCK out of tons of people with pure LSD. Now if this sounds too crazy to be true, well, this is a declassified CIA project that has been publicly recognized by the CIA sense 1972. It's as real as it gets. Unfortunately, most knowledge about the project has been incinerated and will never be known. However, there are still hundreds and hundreds of official documents that are completely out in the public domain. So, I started off listening to a couple cast about Project MKULTRA and some of its precursor projects. Then I watched a couple documentaries. And then I finally started reading the documents. From this point forward I started to spiral. There are so many threads to follow that lead from one thing to the next to the next to the next. It quickly started to get out of hand. Finally, after well over a week of torturing myself with the horrors of Project MKULTRA, I decided to just record the cast and just try to break it down as simply as I possibly could. Nonetheless, this is just the tip of the ice berg, with a colossal mountain lying underneath the surface of these dark and disturbing waters.TLDR; MKULTRA is fucking wild.
85 minutes | 5 months ago
Ep 10 - The Art of Fuckery 2: Beige Bois
The Art of Fuckery 2. The Beige Bois. Gang activity. It gets weird and we rip shit up. More nerd casts coming soon, but until then, enjoy the fuckery.
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