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The @$$holes use this time to put forth their ideas for the next big extended universe:versus movies. They discuss a bracketing system, a laundry list of ideal matches, and even structure it like the WWF matches of the 80’s we all remember so vaguely. As always, it’s the GOA vs. Good Taste. In order to… Read more Ep. 24: GOA vs. Good Taste

Why are we, as a society, so nostalgic for things that weren’t even that good in the first place? Who even gives a shit about pet rocks- I mean seriously. In the midst of all of the Ready-Player-One-80’s-porn-neon-nonsense sit 4 grumpy assholes, ready to tear apart everything you nerds hold so dear: your pop culture… Read more Ep. 23: I Hate the 80’s

If there is one thing these a$$holes love to do, it is pick apart movies. This time they try it out with movies they haven’t seen and probably never will. 2018 is bound to be a shit year for movies, just like 2017, 2016, and so on. Listen to the assholes imagine what Don would… Read more Ep. 22: Movie Predictions 2018

The GOA is prepared for the end of the world. They have combed popular culture, and have a career solution for every type of apocalyptic future you can imagine. During the inevitable rebuilding of civilization, each of us will need a job in order to keep the rat meat on the campfire and the weapons… Read more Ep. 21: Careers in the Apocalypse

Are you sick of Star Wars yet? We sure are, even though we are t-minus 3 days until the premiere of Ep. 8: The Last Jedi. We have a hodge-podge of Star Wars nonsense we address, including: Adam Driver, the white chocolate dildo; a Holiday Special reboot starring CGI Tarkin and Miley Cyrus; the most… Read more Star Wars EP. 20: WHITE CHOCOLATE DILDO

In episode 19, the assholes have really hit their stride. Piggy-backing on the immense success of the teen-paranormal-romance genre thanks to Twilight, we have a new and far better love story to tell. We’ve all seen the memes, everything is a better love story than Twilight, and ours is no exception to that rule. Inspired… Read more Ep. 19: Low Tide

In this SPOILER leaden episode, the a$$holes relive the glory and mastery of the lesser-known sequel 2010: The Year We Make Contact. Because Matt has never seen it, we take him on a circuitous journey through the plot (sort of) and foray on our own odyssey to create a Kubrick themed EU housed by the… Read more Ep. 18: 3010 A Space Nightmare

  In episode 17, the assholes revisit the national disaster that was Sad Con. We plan for a second, sadder year, and simultaneously plot and cast the movie adaptation. Whether you are familiar with Sad Con Year 1 or not, this is a truly miserable experience, no background knowledge needed! Come to Sad Con 2,… Read more Ep. 17: Sad Con 2: The Movie

  Welcome to episode 16! In this month’s installment we treat you to the plot of yet another film too awesome to get made. This time we are lampooning the Denver housing market, poking fun at the Colorado pot-refugees, and going all in on murdering celebrities to increase property values. Yep, we went there. Celebrity… Read more Ep. 16: Celebrity Heights #SpectralCohabitation

  What the hell is on Hera’s head? This is the question that started it all. That, and the realization that her lekku jiggle on Rebels.  That show is animated, and yet she jiggles away. Why? This lead to more and more questions, such as: You ever notice that Twi’Lek’s are one of the only… Read more Ep. 15: Dangle Spanx: Sex in the Star Wars Universe