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The time has come for a hiatus. As much as we love doing the podcast and conecting with all of you, there are just a few other things we really need to be doing, like making money to pay for upcoming children...

Stephanie tries to have a conversation with the moody Sarah. Seems her recent Birthday has brought upon 'the change...' or she's just a jerk. The girls talk about Stephanie administering her own pee test, having to read the list of delivery hell, and whether or not to perform the quadrascreen.

Stephanie and Sarah talk about books and movies they have recently enjoyed as well as a preggers update for Stephanie.

Stephanie and Sarah talk about all the different horrible parent stories they have had submitted to their facebook and email this week. A video of Coco and Ice T brings up the subject of god parents.

Stephanie and Sarah answer a listener's question about how they decided to be stay at home moms.

Stephanie's dog spring a leak in his ear that turned her home into a blood smeared crime scene and scored her pup a night in ICU. Sarah and Stephanie dive into Stephanie's insurance woes and talk about her canceled doctor's appt because they wouldn't take CASH money! And a wrap up with a mother's day wish to all who deserve it.

Sarah and Stephanie fight over bullshit political correctness while Sarah liberally uses the words retard and cun... Skating and pure romance party recaps and finally Sarah's recent academic breakdown.

Sarah and Stephanie have been keeping a secret from you, and that ends today. Also someone else has decided to trust us with listener mail, and then Sarah rambles about stuff for a while.

Sarah and Stephanie talk about bonding with their children and when that happened for each of them, Stephanie talks about her fears about Sophie getting older and Sarah lists some of her favorite things.

Ben has discovered monsters and Stephanie found a backbone, finally nudging Sophie towards night weening. Our first listener mail and then...Bob is Stuck in a ditch?

Sarah complains about her bonding weekend to West VA, about her public speaking class, about her husband, and anything else she fit in while I was pretending to listen. Just when I thought it was my turn to complain she had to leave to pick up her son. Great Friend Indeed.

Stephanie feels used by her little girl and Sarah brings Ben to the Truth Rally in the pouring rain.

Sarah recaps her date with her awesome husband in a way only her ungrateful self can, and then proceeds to rag heartlessly on a dead crippled kid who fancied himself a poet. Stephanie tries to bring some sensibility to the situation but just ends up talking about google porn mishaps and facebook confessions.

Sarah reunites with an old flame via facebook and tells about the time she thought 'it' was actually gonna happen. Stephanie's trying to figure out how to convince her dogs to pee on the puppy potty she put outside and tries some a very creative solution.

Stephanie's not the sick one anymore! Kurt, Sarah's husband, blew chunks in her car while speeding down the highway. Stephanie's beloved pooch pissed on her even more beloved sleeping daughter. And then the girls get ugly and into some political talk. I apologize for that one.

Of course this happens in Long Island! A man is arrested for yanking his penis at a Chuck E Cheese Restaurant. Sarah is less crushed about this than Davy Jones death, and she confesses to writing fan fiction for him at age 11 that comes very close to soft core porn.

Of course this happens in Long Island! A man is arrested for yanking his penis at a Chuck E Cheese Restaurant. Sarah is less crushed about this than Davy Jones death, and she confesses to writing fan fiction for him at age 11 that comes very close to soft core porn.

Stephanie finally snuck some time to spend with just her hubby, but won't be making that mistake again. They got food poisoning...again! They were up all night, and not in a good way, but the worst well you'll have to listen to hear the worst part. Sarah talks about her new found love James Deen, porn star and heart throb to 15 year old girls everywhere according to NightLine. The ladies also give updates to their non planning of the way late birthday and pure romance parties.

Courtney Love is not angry at herself for failing at motherhood. Instead she is suing um, someone for releasing sealed testimony by her daughter Frances Bean Cobain describing the train wreck that is life with Love and the saddest part of this is Courtney's hoarding has killed two of her daughter's pets but neither TLC nor AE have picked her up for next season's Hoarder shows!

Sarah is having a rough run lately and decides to whine to us, surprise! She starts with a rant about Chris Brown and Rihanna which leads to Stephanie complaining about a recent Wrestling show. Stephanie has reconnected with a high school friend and now wants to throw a Pure Romance party with his wife, will you come play with us?