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What? We really finished in two days? Christ. Well, I guess with Brian all fed up at sucking at Shift 2 Unleashed and Kyle bleeding from the thumbs from too much Fallout: New Vegas, all there is to do around the house is edit for you, you lucky SOBs. Yeah, we're gigantic nerds, but tolerable. Inside this chestnut, you'll find - Misuse of the word "suckle" - The guest joke of the show! Congrats, Mitch Wilburn, you win a shirt! - A simple math problem proves that the United States education system has failed us all. - Cosby drops by the crapper and is clearly on something - Proper use of the word SYN/ACK Suck it down, chimps.

Look, you need to trust us more often.  If we say we're going to do a full show soon, you can believe it.  And here it is, we do not disappoint.  Well, we disappoint often (usually our parents), but if you don't expect that from us this far into our relationship, we don't know what to say.  Today's broadcast is brought to you by Judaism: The Other Western Religion!  Listen in for: Our special guest, Ross Horvitz, tells us that people from Brazil "speak in Brazil." Kyle deems the fruit known as the pear to be, quote, "OK." Our live audience groans as we make another reference to Sliders (man, remember that show?) The ultimate key to disproving evolution once and for all An answer to the elusive question: do berries contain animal bones? Listen NOW! Watch the “My First Fruit (I’m 24) video extract from this show here:

Seasons rocket-poops, noble listeners!  We gentle men of orient are bringing you a brand-new show, full of twists, turns, speedy cul-de-sacs of porno talk, and special guests!  That's right, plural! We've got not one, not two, but three friendly Christmas spirits visiting out fabulous studio!  What can you expect in this show?  Well, read the bullet points, you addle-pated ninnyhammers! - Further introspection onto why Kyle will never know true gratitude! - The truth behind China's deepest mysteries - The grand powers and knowledge of Midnight Ticonderoga - The identity of who will really steal Christmas - A Monty Python reference - spot it if you can! - All sorts of stupid tidings and cheer, juxtaposed with our usual amount of hatred So grab a nog, wail on your Tio de Nadal log until it poops presents of cottage cheese, and have a happy one.  I'm... I can't finish this.  This description sucks. Rewrite this for me, ok Brian?

Again, honestly. Super pinky swear - this is NSFW. NSFPB.* NSFWWAO.** Listen on, ye Christian soldiers. Within these hallowed halls you will find three stalwart knaves, naive to the horrors that await. - A phone call from a mysterious stranger - Spreadables and the worst places to spread them - Kyle's hard drive and the predictable contents therein - Our guest's "modest proposal" for what to do with babies re: his groin - What Brian doesn’t do in the shower - SEX - The true origin of Justin Bieber So if you be true of heart, maybe haven't eaten in a while, and don't mind drowning in a wave of sexual energy, tune in, turn on, twank off. *Peanut Butter... it’ll make sense soon **Women Who Are Ovulating... It’s the sexy show. Come on, now.

Seriously, it’s not. I’m sorry. I don’t know who filled your head with such ludicrous notions, but get them gone. Focus up. It seems we’ve finally figured out how to get these out in a timely manner - I mean, there’s a freaking reference to Veteran’s Day in this show, and that was only, like six days ago! What? More “wonders” await within this hour-long talky talk, such as - More than one horrifying portent of the end times! - The Great Burrito Fallacy - Brian’s nemesis reveals himself, and issues a challenge or two - FUN! CELEBRITY GOSSIP! RECIPES! HOW TO PLEASE YOUR MAN! AMAZING PET TRICKS! 50 WAYS TO SHAPE UP FOR SUMMER! And other commonly searched podcast keywords! - And finally, the time has come to make Kyle choose a Plenty of Fish mate! - No, really! We take heed of listener input! Does man survive? Is woman still alive? Who cares!?

Just in time for Halloween, this Halloween-themed show brings back our favorite Halloweentime guest; Eric All Hallow’s Eve Jeffers. Ok, so maybe this episode has little more to do with Halloween than a frozen Rubik’s Cube, but you can’t deny that the date we posted it is very Halloween-y indeed! In this hardly-intelligible 45ish minutes, you’ll learn: - Just what the hell IS Yoga anywho? - How Mike tries to make points but can’t. - Other things too, presumably.

Yeah, you read it right. Soak it in. IN THIS; the final installment of... well, a podcast we recorded a while ago. OBSERVE AS: - Our brave alter-egos encounter the Monkey King - We earthlings create a potential intergalactic enemy using merely our e-crap - A real life foreigner with no discernible talent - The greatest, and we mean THE greatest beer ever made - An actual girl is in our “studio”. No really, we talked to a girl. Sit back. Catch some corn. It’s movie time.

Questions about Brian’s traumatic childhood surface. Blasphemy, the victimless crime, is committed. A prototypical date with MICHAEL BEEDE is outlined. Foul, foul language is used. Sounds like a show! Please send feedback to briangovatos@mac.com *Find us on Facebook *Listen on Stitcher *Subscribe in iTunes

PSYCH! IT TOTALLY IS. In this “final” clip show of 2010, you will be astounded and amazed by a giraffe fetus but only if you purchased the 3-D glasses SOLD SEPARATELY. Can Mike Beede’s mind get even MORE myopic? Can Kyle Van Son’s soul be shrived to even more detestably small proportions? And why does Brian Govatos enjoy swimming after troop ships so much? All or none of these questions will be addressed or dismissively overlooked in this heroic hour of wit and banter and witty banter. Enjoy the following: - Archie vs. Kyle - Pre-Beede Bitchin’ (Act 1) - Best of Friends - Ask Cosby, RAPID FIRE - Neanderthal Love - Hereditary House of Horrors Leave comments below or say hi on our Facebook page...

Brian and Kyle sit down with the Las Vegas legend, Charles “The Cheese” DeLong of the “Who Asked You Show” to discuss many an important issue. - Why doesn’t Kyle know how to be a good friend? - What’s the deal with severed cat heads? - When will there be just ONE PlentyOfFish profile that isn’t hysterical? Links: Who Asked You Show - “The Cheese” Facebook Fan Page!

In this first full-length podcast, we explore... - Whether or not the smell of rotting bacon in the Vegas sun is in fact a deterrent to foxy ladies - Why Brian and Mike wish they were gay (sic) - Kyle’s latest failures in online dating - Mike’s inability to appreciate anything that was created prior to his birth year - Bill Cosby’s new proprietary cell phone - Barely Newsworthy Headlines. Send us your comments below. Ciao GoIR

What does Bill think about Facebook? What movies has he been watching lately? What is the big project he’s working on? What’s that on his finger? The answers to these nail-biting questions and more in this, the first installation of Ask Cosby. Email or leave a comment with any questions you’ve always wanted to know about the comedy legend but haven’t had the opportunity to have answered.

I think it is appropriate that the introductory segment of The Gentlemen should be Kyle’s very own introduction to the ever-frightening, always-entertaining world of online dating. Journey with us as we gingerly review his profile as well as take a look at some of the crème de la crème of the infamous site that he has chosen: plentyoffish.com. I would be lying if I said that this segment does not include hermaphrodites, Mystery Science Theater, and exotic sandwiches. Mostly though, it’s about the worst dating profile you have ever heard. Ladies, please comment below with your suggested improvements. Kyle needs you now more than ever.